Post Psychological, Mindblowing, Uber Facts ITT

[CM Punk]

K cutie.

- Once you fall in love, those feelings never leave. Though you may no longer " like " that person, you'll always care to some extent.

- When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his.

- Someone who stays on your mind after months & years of no communication is the one who has your heart.

- Missing someone is your hearts way of reminding you of how much you care for that person.

- People tend to value memories more than actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual person.

- Unexpressed emotions will never die. They become buried in your mind and can often destroy you mentally.

- Psychology claims that If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were. #Russo

- A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences.

- We only need two close friends in which we can trust. Having too many "friends" is linked to depression and stress.

- People will claim to miss you and yet they don't even make an effort to text, call or see you.

I'll post more.

 

[CM Punk]

- Constantly dreaming about someone may indicate that they're actually missing or thinking about you a lot.

- 'K' is the worst, most annoying, most irritating, aggravating response ever. @Naked Snake

- When you fall in love with someone's personality, everything about that person tends to become beautiful. #TrueDat

- Your mind spends about 70% of it’s time replaying memories and creating scenarios of perfect moments.

- Ironically, the people you meet by accident are often the ones who become an important part of your life.

- When someone smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive. #OnZackMorrisLevelNow

- Guys are more likely to fall in love based upon appearance. Women are more drawn to a guy's behavior.

- When you masturbate it relieves depression and creates a sense of higher self esteem.

- When people in love stare into each other's eyes, their heart beats sync together. - Quick time @Shadow

- Researchers found that after 25 years of marriage, you actually start to look more like your spouse.

- A man once faked his own death to see how many people would attend his funeral. Only his mother showed up. #Jonathan

- Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse.

- Relaxing your shoulders during an orgasm can increase the pleasure by up to 50%

- Fifteen straight minutes of laughter has the same health benefits as 30 minutes of sit-ups

- If you think somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

This is starting to dip into Britonian levels of corny now

 

[Farooq]

Spoiler

K

 

[CM Punk]

This is starting to dip into Britonian levels of corny now

That's cause you wanted relationship shit. The other one's were more entertaining. Blame yourself for wanting them.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

What? When did I say I wanted relationship shit?

That's cause you wanted relationship shit. The other one's were more entertaining. Blame yourself for wanting them.

 

[CM Punk]

What? When did I say I wanted relationship shit?

Wow. I read your post wrong. ffs

 

[CM Punk]

- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away!

- At an airport, add "?.jpg" at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive wifi and access the Internet for free.

- Coca-Cola can cure diahrea.

- Play Happy Birthday from your phone -- Dial: 1121 63 1121 96 11#9 632 9693 63

- Wearing purple enhances creativity & is associated with confidence, self independence and class #ZackMorris

- If you still feel tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.

- Mix vodka and gummy bears in a container. Wait a day. Get a nice buzz while snacking.

- If your stomach is rumbling in a public setting, do not clench your muscles, instead push out like a beer belly and the noise will stop.

- The most effective cough syrup is honey.

- If you're about to get hit by a car, you're most likely to survive by jumping up.

- If you see shoes hanging off a telephone wire, it likely means that someone is selling drugs nearby

- If you ever drop your cell phone in water, immediately (1) take the battery out, and (2) put in rice for a few days. Good as new.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

"Wearing purple enhances creativity & is associated with confidence, self independence and class #ZackMorrisf"

fucking knew it

 

[CM Punk]

- A crush can be developed in as little as 25 minutes of meeting someone new & usually last at least 4 months.

- Women who read romance novels make love to their partners 74% more often than women who do not.

- Your choices are based on your mood. People generally make good decisions while happy. Bad decisions while angry or depressed.

- Drinking a moderate amount of Vodka before bed can actually help you sleep better.

- Disturbing a person while they're sleeping can increase their risk of a permanent mental breakdown.

- Laziness is in our DNA and can be passed down through generations.

- Opening your mouth can actually help you focus better which is why women open their mouth while applying mascara.

- Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there's something, chances are there is.

- Bananas are five times more effective at waking you up & keeping you awake than coffee.

- A study found that women have more sexual fantasies while ovulating.

- 70% of men admit that they like pubic sex.

- Information in your brain travels at different speeds - that's why sometimes it takes longer to recall something.

- Humor is specifically linked to higher intelligence which is why women prefer men with a sense of humor.

- The purpose of dreaming is to help clean up the clutter from the mind and provide a temporary relief from a stressful life.

- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside. When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely.

- The left side of the human face appears better looking than the right. The left side of your face is considered " the good side. "

- Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often.

- People don't necessarily change, they just become who they were meant to be.

- When you have a crush on someone, your brain overlooks and ignores the flaws of that person causing them to appear "perfect"

- Ironically, people tend to change their attitude towards you when you begin treating them the way they treat you.

- Sometimes those who don't socialize much aren't actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

- The person who brings out the best in you and makes you strong, is actually your weakness.

- Singing in the shower helps boost your immunity, lower your blood pressure, reduce stress, and improve your mood.

- When you become really close to someone, you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.

- Dolly Parton once anonymously entered a "Dolly Parton look-alike contest" but lost to a drag queen.

- People who have a highly active sex life tend to look younger than their actual age.

- Lazy people face the same risk of death as smokers and the obese -- Not doing enough physical activity, causing 5.3m deaths a year.

 

[CM Punk]

- Women are designed to withstand great amounts of emotional and physical pain and have a higher pain tolerance than men.

- Being a drama queen is an actual personality disorder known as the Histrionic personality disorder that affects women 4 times more than men.

- Hurt is often mistaken for anger. 85% of the time, a person isn't actually mad at you but instead, disappointed.

- The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is just 47 hours and 26 minutes.

- Drinking chocolate milk relieves muscle soreness and cramps!

- Anger stimulates the region of the brain responsible for producing honesty which is why the truth comes out when a person is angry.

- The female orgasm reduce sensitivity to pain, increase blood flow to the brain and reduce stress and depression.

- Music helps keep your memories alive. (I agree. A certain song always brings me back to a specific moment.)

- Women are more likely to catch colds than men.

- "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" is the fear of long words.

- Video games train the human brain to make faster real life decisions.

- Emotional pain lasts for 10 to 20 minutes, anything longer is actually self inflicted by over thinking, making things worse.

- Women generally give up… not because they lose interest but simply because they’re tired of feeling unappreciated.

- Too much homework has a negative impact on the GPA of High School students. Feeling overworked in school also causes depression.

- Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind. (Riiiight... haha, 3 years added)

- Vodka is made from potatoes. Potatoes = vegetables. Vegetables are good for you.

- Blowing into a woman's vagina during oral sex can kill her if she's pregnant

- Unexpected text messages from the person you care about can have a positive affect on your body and instantly improve your mood.