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[CM Punk]

- Alcohol is a diuretic, so drinking too much causes you to become dehydrated, which can lead to dull, dry skin and premature wrinkles.

- A banana milkshake is one of the most effective hangover cures.

- Cough keeping you awake at night? Put Vick's Vapo-rub on your feet and put on socks. Within minutes the cough will stop permanently.

- Over 85% of people tend to make weird unnecessary sounds when they're bored.

- If you stay *completely* still for about 15 minutes your body will shut down and you will fall asleep.

- The man who invented Life Savers (candy) had a son who committed suicide by jumping off a ship.

- In 1985, a New Orleans man drowned at a pool party attended by 100 lifeguards celebrating a summer with no drownings.

- A lethal dose of chocolate for a human being is about 22 lbs., or 40 Hershey bars.

- Smoking marijuana moderately reduces risk of depression by over 60%. It also an effective pain reliever.

 

[CM Punk]

- The word " Slut " was originally used to describe an untidy sloppy woman, one who took few baths & failed to keep her residence clean.

- Magnum-sized condoms aren't that much bigger than regular condoms. It's all a psychology trick.

- Scientist say, our dreams can often warn us of things that have yet to happen.

- Replace "youtube" with "youtubeskip" in the URL and you won't see ads

- Cuddling before going to bed is 12 times more effective than sleeping

- People with brown eyes are viewed as more reliable, honest and non-judgemental.

- The human brain isn’t fully functional for learning until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools begin way too early.

- Talking to your mom has the same effect as a hug and reduces your stress levels.

 

[Aids Johnson]

If Brita had made this thread, it would be on page 3 by now. Uber fact.

 

[CM Punk]

If Brita had made this thread, it would be on page 3 by now. Uber fact.

Forgot to mention the part where people would be calling her a psycho. ity1:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

So is this another shit on Brita thread? hahaha yea she sucks lol. tits and duckfaces for everyone!

 

[CM Punk]

- Deja Vu is a sign of great mental health. People who experience it frequently are less likely to experience mental disorders.

- The higher your IQ, the easier it becomes to stay up later at night. Avoiding sleep requires a lot of mental energy.

- A dream is the mind's way of creating an alternate universe in attempt to escape a reality filled with unhappiness & pain.

- Dreams carry more weight and meaning than our conscious thoughts while awake. 70% of your dreams contain secret messages.

- Listening to music regularly keeps the brain stimulated and healthy & reduces risk of mental disorders.

So is this another shit on Brita thread? hahaha yea she sucks lol. tits and duckfaces for everyone!

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I get deja vu all the time. Honestly all of this shit you are posting bodes well for me. Keep it up

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I do remember the first time I put on a magnum condom and I was like WAIT WTF LOL. Total mind fuck at the time

 

[CM Punk]

- Women are biologically attracted to guys who are taller than them because height is associated with the ability to protect & defend.

- Sleeping in during the morning increases a person's mental stamina and improves creativity.

- Females with an " A " in their first name are said to be more beautiful, intelligent and live longer. (Lol, no?)

- The more educated a woman is, the more likely she is to drink heavily, scientist say. (I believe this)

- Eating chocolate & or ice cream has the same effect on the brain as when listening to music you relate to.

- Sleeping on the left side of the bed can put you in a better mood when waking up in the morning.

- Waking up too early in the morning can increase heart attack and stroke risk. Sleeping in is actually healthier.

- Men fall in love faster than women do. Women take longer b/c they have to create a “memory trail” of their mate’s behavior.

 

[CM Punk]

I do remember the first time I put on a magnum condom and I was like WAIT WTF LOL. Total mind fuck at the time

Why? Was it too big for you? :dawg:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Why? Was it too big for you? :dawg:

Not once I double knotted the rubber band at the base. Smooth sailing until I lost the condom inside of your mom and now we're stuck with you.

 

[CM Punk]

- " Funsized " is often used to describe women who are 5'5 & shorter. These women are often viewed more desirable by men.

- Every human being starts out as an asshole: it's the first part of the body to form in the womb.

- The best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

- People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

- Chocolate comes from cocoa. Which is a tree. That makes it a plant. So chocolate is actually a salad.

- Winnie The Pooh characters each represent a different mental disorder.
Eeyore - Depression
Pooh - Addiction
Tiger - ADHD
Owl - OCD

- Sleep is a natural cure to forget about problems, pain, stress, and everything for a while.

- If the United States cut its military budget by half ($400 billion), every single U.S. student can be sent to college for free!

- After an argument, over 85% people think of all the clever things they should have said.

- If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I can definitely fucking confirm this shit:

People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends.

I'm brutally honst with my friends about everything.

 

[CM Punk]

Ditto.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Makes for some awkward moments when being honest about a friends GF/relationship.