Top 5 Ash Williams quotes
1. "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double barreled Remington, S-mart's top of the line... you can find this in the sporting goods department... that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop...S-mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"
2. (After deadite asks him who he is.) "Name's Ash." *cocks gun* "Housewares."
3. "You bastards! You...dirty bastards! Give me back my hand! GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAANNND!"
4. (while looking in a mirror) "I'm fine..." (his reflection comes out of the mirror and grabs him saying) "We just carved up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound...'fine' to you?"
5. "Yo, she-bitch. Let's go!"