Poké-Chat

[Solid Snake]

And that video reminds me why I'd wish Pokemon and Eevee specifically were real.

I WANT TO HOLD IT AND GIVE IT A GREAT BIG HUG!

 

[Rosie]

But then I can't evolve it. Then I could have either a Vaporeon to get me clean water and swim, a Jolteon to power my stuff, a Flareon for warm hugs, Espeon to grab stuff with Psychic, an Umbreon for edginess, Glaceon to keep my ice cubes frozen, a Leafeon to... cut stuff with leaf blade and do photosynthesis, or Sylveon because it is fucking cute and its ribbons can be used to carry stuff for me when needed.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

I would like to apologise about what I said about the Eevee video. It is indeed very cute and its accent gives it a proper personality as Eevee is a proper good lad or lass.

 

[Rosie]

 

[Jay-Ashley]

That is so cute it warms my cold heart by a bit.

 

[Solid Snake]

Could have just evolved into a Vaporeon :squirtle:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Could have just evolved into a Vaporeon :squirtle:

Maybe The Vee doesn't want to evolve. Have you ever thought about that? No, because you aren't nice like me.

 

[Rosie]

Could have just evolved into a Vaporeon :squirtle:

I just wanna hug it.

 

[Solid Snake]

Maybe The Vee doesn't want to evolve. Have you ever thought about that? No, because you aren't nice like me.

*looks at Pikachu*

YOU'LL TAKE THIS THUNDER STONE EVOLVE AND LOVE IT, DAMMIT!

 

[Jay-Ashley]

*looks at Pikachu*

YOU'LL TAKE THIS THUNDER STONE EVOLVE AND LOVE IT, DAMMIT!

That isn't nice Snake! That is Poke abuse, which is a no-no. You need to be nicer and not so mean against your Pokemon. If it doesn't want to evolve don't make it.

 

[Solid Snake]

That isn't nice Snake! That is Poke abuse, which is a no-no. You need to be nicer and not so mean against your Pokemon. If it doesn't want to evolve don't make it.

But this is how Peta said Pokemon trainers act.

 

[Rosie]

But this is how Peta said Pokemon trainers act.

STOP LISTENING TO TEAM PLASMA!!!

 

[Jay-Ashley]

But this is how Peta said Pokemon trainers act.

Well, PETA is wrong and a bunch of hypocrites and jerk offs. They should all be hit with a Destino.

 

[Doxo]

On the topic of cute, here's a throwback to two years ago

 

[Rosie]

Well, PETA is wrong and a bunch of hypocrites and jerk offs. They should all be hit with a Destino.

And an STO

And a Timebomb

And a Diving Codebreaker

And to get fucked up by Shingo

Choked up with a Skull End

Hit with a Bladerunner

And a Rainmaker for good measure.