Poké-Chat

[JustusSalem]

I'm using Mimikyu because it needs love and my friends find it annoying to face.

I hate facing it. I was playing on Showdown with my mono-Normal team and I faced a person using mono-Fairy and their Mimikyu had substitute with leftovers, and it irritated the hell out of me. Also, I think Mimikyu gets enough love in competitive battling, but I generally don't like Mimikyu.

 

[Doxo]

I'm using Mimikyu because it needs love and my friends find it annoying to face.

My biggest facepalm ever was Z-moving a Mimikyu

 

[Rosie]

My biggest facepalm ever was Z-moving a Mimikyu

But if you have a Mimikyu...Z-Splash.

 

[Rosie]

Taking open challenges. M8s

 

[JustusSalem]

So anyone else agrees that Salazzle is this gen's Gardevior, if you know what I mean.

 

[Doxo]

So anyone else agrees that Salazzle is this gen's Gardevior, if you know what I mean.

I've seen my fair share of... fanart... thanks devientart... and I don't even know why. I mean, at least Gardevoir looks like a human, Salazzle is a straight up lizard

 

[Solid Snake]

Good ol' google pulls up just about any Pokemon in a horrifyingly perverted manner :dawg:



hgod:

:downer:

 

[Rosie]

Deviant art ruins everything.

 

[Impactsona]

Deviantart and Tumblr ruins everything.

FTFY

 

[Black Wizard]

Naturally, when one sees something like that, the first instinct is to immediately Google and see for yourself what the internet has done this time.

Literally the second image. Usually you have to scroll down a bit before you start seeing the lewd stuff, but literally the second image. You win this round, lizard fetishists.

 

[Rosie]

Naturally, when one sees something like that, the first instinct is to immediately Google and see for yourself what the internet has done this time.

Literally the second image. Usually you have to scroll down a bit before you start seeing the lewd stuff, but literally the second image. You win this round, lizard fetishists.

And how do you think I feel for using Salazzle? All I saw originally was "Oooh, Poison/Fire lizard, cool." Internet...ya ruin everything. okerface:

 

[Solid Snake]

Whelp... I googled it now as well. Seen a lizard with its legs spread open.

That is enough internet for today.

 

[Doxo]

I clicked on a somewhat lewd but still relatively innocent Salazzle pic, and the first suggested imagine was one with a ridiculously big dick. I'm pretty sure Salazzles don't have those

 

[Solid Snake]

I clicked on a somewhat lewd but still relatively innocent Salazzle pic, and the first suggested imagine was one with a ridiculously big dick. I'm pretty sure Salazzles don't have those

Pretty sure Pokemon can't get obese, pregnant, and have humongous boobs either. :dawg:

 

[Doxo]

I really wish Salazzle learned Dazzling Gleam. I'd absolutely rename mine Salazzling