Royal Rumble Past Royal Rumble Rate Thread

[Jacob Fox]

So the Royal Rumble is my favorite wrestling event every year. I think what I am going to do between now and next Sunday is watch every Royal Rumble match and rate it on a scale of 1-5. If you want to rate with me, feel free.

Royal Rumble 1988 **1/2 Well, at the time I probably would have rated it higher. For now, this is the rating I think it deserves. It was a new concept. The best thing about it is that is was the first Rumble and the vast majority of the participants are still alive. It was a solid start and the match of Jim Duggan's career.

 

[Zany Clowny]

That 40 man rumble ADR won ruined what was left of my life.

 

[Jacob Fox]

That 40 man rumble ADR won ruined what was left of my life.

Screw that, you're still sexy.

 

[The Gipper]

Royal Rumble 2009 was the first ever ppv I watched so if you don't rate it higher than 3.....I will throw haze at ya and see if that works.

 

[Grievous 3D]

92 & 01 >>> Every other year...

1992 had possibly the most star-studded line up in history...
&
2001 was booked to near perfection...

 

[Jacob Fox]

Royal Rumble 2009 was the first ever ppv I watched so if you don't rate it higher than 3.....I will throw haze at ya and see if that works.

If I rate it lower than you have to wrestle me in an cooking oil, jock step match

 

[Zany Clowny]

Jock step match, shit, war has changed.

 

[Jacob Fox]

Jock step match, shit, war has changed.

Yeah, us homos really make it different

 

[Jacob Fox]

Come on @Big Pun that deserved a funny rating

 

[Zany Clowny]

Yeah, just ask 1920s Germany.

 

[Jacob Fox]

Yeah, just ask 1920s Germany.

Okay, you and me, candy jockstrap wrestling match at Wrestlemania

 

[Zany Clowny]

Okay, you and me, candy jockstrap wrestling match at Wrestlemania

If I win, you're going to church and marrying a white woman, if you win, I'm having a live sex celebration with a man of your choosing on RAW.

 

[Jacob Fox]

If I win, you're going to church and marrying a white woman, if you win, I'm having a live sex celebration with a man of your choosing on RAW.

It;s a deal, bitch!

 

[Jacob Fox]

And by the way, I'd choose Logan Paul. Oh and by the way, I am a confirmed Episcopalian who goes to church every week

 

[Zany Clowny]

I'll give you an episcopalian straight up your urethra.