Tuesday Night Turbulence comes back from commercial break, with Justin Maietta and Paul Koger still sitting ringside. the camera cuts to their smiling faces.
Justin Maietta: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, it looks like it's time for out main event of the evening!
Paul Koger: We've been waiting all night to see this, and man... this is going to be a hell of a fight.
Justin Maietta: On one team we've got two legends in Stone Cold Steve Austin and Yokozuna, and the other Christian and CM Spunk. This is big, Paul, real big.
Paul Koger: You know it, I know it, every one of these people knows it. UWF's first main event is going to be off the charts, and we're lucky to be able to be calling it live right here.
The camera cuts from the announcers and begins to roll the video package, hyping the fans in the arena up for the inevitable showdown of the two tag teams....
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CM Spunk and Stone Cold Steve Austin vs.
Yokozuna and Christian
In UWF's first ever Tag Team match, four men will put their bodies on the line against people they don't know, and with people they don't know. Unfamiliarity could pose a threat to the gelling of these teams, as nobody knows how it's going to turn out.
This will be an exciting bout, as captain charisma himself will team up with the legend Yokozuna...
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...as they take on the team of Stone Cold Steve Austin and CM Spunk. Spunk, unheard of, is said to be out of his league with his ridiculued personality, and teaming up with the rattlesnake can't do good for his nerves.
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Who will prevail, which team of the unlikelys reign supreme this coming Tuesday?
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Find out soon only on wrestlingsmarks.com!
The match preview ends and the camera cuts to the scanning of the UWF crowd. They're on their feet, screaming for the prospects of seeing the main event of this company's first ever show...
The fans don't give a shit about CM Spunk who is already in the ring, standing around jerking off and shit. He totally sucks, and only gets a few sentences about his arrival, because like I said... nobody gives a shit. He doesn't get music or nothing, just a mention of his name being CM Spunk, to crickets from the audience.
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The glass breaks and Stone Cold marches through the curtains, to the thunderous ovation of the crowd. The crowd cheers the hell out of him, as he makes his way down the ramp. Stone Cold has his middle fingers in the air, as he struts his way down to the ring.
He gets into the ring, and he gets to the top turnbuckles, flipping off the crowd. He calls for the beers, and gets them thrown to him one at a time, catching it and yelling to the crowd. He pops them both open, and drowns himself with the beer. Stone Cold steps down, and waits for the opponents.
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Just Close Your Eyes is heard playing as Christian comes from behind the curtain to an amazing ovation, the crowd cheers heavily as Christian takes a few steps forward before placing his right hand above his eyes as he pretends to search for someone in the crowd looking for his peeps.
Christian then walks down the entrance ramp as he walks up the steel steps, he takes another look at his "peeps" before entering the ring via the second ropes.
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The calming sound of "Sumo" begins to emanate from the speakers of the PA system and play throughout the arena as the fans begin to cheer and show their support. Yokozuna makes his way onto the stage as the cheers increase, dressed in a black and white checkered robe. He stops on the stage and bows to the crowd in a Japanese greeting, then makes his way down the ramp. He slaps hands with a few fans on the way, then makes his way up the steel steps gradually. He walks along the apron and steps through the ropes, posing for the crowd. He removes his robe to reveal his traditional red and black tights as the referee hands it off to a ringside official.
Yokozuna prepares for his opponent with great anticipation.
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*Ding, Ding, Ding*
Both teams start to discuss which member of there tag team will start the match as the legal man. They've both decided that Christian and CM Spunk will start the match off again one another. CM Spunk and Christian lock up in the center of the ring, as CM Spunk gets a quick side head lock take-down. Christian struggles to break free from the submission hold thats being applied. Christian manages to break free and get to his feet as he kicks CM Spunk in the mid-section and suplex's him to the canvas. Christian quickly applies a chin lock, as CM Spunk starts to struggle to break free. Spunk eventually makes it to a knee and starts to elbow Christian in the abdominals, ad he breaks free. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and nails a swinging neckbreaker.
Justin Maietta: What a move from Spunk early in this match up.
Paul Koger: He's swigning for the fences here early, hope he doesn't run out of gas.
CM Spunk tags in Stone Cold into the match, as Christian goes onto the offensive against Stone Cold. Christian lifts Stone Cold up and lifts him to his feet and fireman carry, gutbuster combination, as Christian drives his knee into the mid-section of Stone Cold. Christian waits for Stone Cold to get to his feet, as Christian attempts to hit a Killswitch, as Stone Cold counters the Killswitch and directs Christian into the turnbuckle, Austin then signals for the Stone Cole Stunner but Christian counters and pushes Austin to the turn buckle, Chirstian then makes the tag to Yokozuna who steps over the third rope, as Austin proceeds to climb the turnbuckle, as he jumps off the turn buckle and nails Yokozuna with a shoulder block from the second rope, as Yokozuna is almost unaffected by the attack. Austin quickly tags in CM Spunk, as Spunk starts precisely starts kicking Yokozuna in the back of the Popliteal Fossa, as Yokozuna starts to stumble around the ring. CM Spunk runs and bounces off the ropes and chop blocks the Popliteal Fossa which, brings Yokozuna down to a knee. CM Spunk once again precisely kicks Yokozuna in the side of the head bring Yokozuna down the the canvas, as CM Spunk goes for the cover.
Paul Koger: Spunk going for the cover here, can he get it?!
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Yokozuna forces out of the pinfall!
Justin Maietta: Whoa! What force from the big guy to escape from that pinfall!
Yokozuna powers out of the pinning predicament and throws CM Spunk into the air with little to no effort. CM Spunk starts rapidly stomping down on the sternum of Yokozuna, as Yokozuna starts getting to his feet and looks unaffected by CM Spunks offensive attacks. Yokozuna throws CM Spunk into the turnbuckle, as Yokozuna makes the legalized tag to Christian. Christian now runs to the ropes and gives Spunk a huge clothesline that send him down to the mat! He throws him towards the turn buckle and Christian then delivers a dropkick while Spunk falls to the mat. As Christian poses for the fans CM Spunk starts pulling himself up by the ropes, as Christian turns around and sets his targets and bolts towards CM Spunk. Christian attempts a clothesline, as Spunk kicks Christian in the face, as CM Spunk grabs Christian by the head and drills Christians face first into the turnbuckle padding, as Spunk backs up away from the turnbuckle and turn and Shining Wizard's Christian in the jaw and bulldogs him to face first to the canvas. CM Spunk gets to his feet and starts to get pumped up, as he waits patiently for Christian to get to his feet, as he goes for the Go 2 Sleep. Christian starts struggling to get the go behind and pushes Spunk from behind into his partners corner, as Stone Cold makes the legalized tag and steps into the ring.
Justin Maietta: Stone Cold, it's Stone Cold! Can he save the match right here?
Paul Koger: Shut up, Justin, Stone Cold isn't going to do a damn thing if yokozuna gets in this ring.
Austin enters the ring and stalks Christian, as Christian somehow manages to turn around and kick Austin in the abdominals, as Christian attempts the Kill Switch Austin then counters, by tossing Christian to the turnbuckle as Christian’s head hit’s the top turnbuckle! While groggy Christian turns around, as Austin starts to unload with lefts and right that can be heard throughout the entire arena, Christian then counters by grabbing one of the Arms of Austin and tosses him to the ropes Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and back, as Christian tries to connect with a clotheslines, as Stone Cold ducks underneath and bounces back off the ropes. Stone Cold jumps up high into the air and Thesz press Christian down to the canvas, and follows through with multiple left and right fists. Stone Cold turns around and yells towards the fans, as Christian quickly gets to his feet and makes the tag to Yokozuna. Austin then turns around and sees Yokozuna and then makes the tag to CM Spunk.
Justin Maietta: And the tag is made! Can CM Spunk match up with the tough Yokozuna?
Paul Koger: I don't think a hurricane can match up with Yokozuna, Justin...
CM Spunk circles around the ring, as Yokozuna attempts to corner CM Spunk into one of the turnbuckles. Yokozuna charges towards CM Punk and crashes into the corner, as CM Spunk starts kicking precisely into Yokozuna's Sternum and abdominal, as you can see blood vessel in Yokozuna's chest start to burts. Yokozuna backs up into the ring ropes, as CM Spunk attempts to hammer throw Yokozuna across the ring, as Yokozuna reverses and hammer throws CM Spunk off the ropes. CM Punk bounces off the ropes, as Yokozuna lifts CM Spunk up high into the air and elevates him up high into the air and slams him down to the canvas below with a thunderous Samoan Drop, as CM Spunk hits the canvas hard and starts to have trouble with oxygen entering his body, as he starts breathing heavily, gasping for air. Yokozuna grabs CM Spunk over to the turnbuckle by dragging him to the closest turnbuckle by his wrist. Yokozuna starts to climb the ropes, as he starts to bounce up and down and jumps from the second rope and hits the Banzai Drop landing on the sternum of CM Spunk, as Yokozuna sits their patiently awaiting for the referee checks to see if the shoulders are off the canvas, as the referee starts counting.
Paul Koger: Oh god, this is just terrible! Is this over?!
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Stone Cold breaks the pin up!
Justin Maieta: Stone Cold gets there for the save!
Stone Cold enters to break up the pin but then Christian enters the ring and all hell breaks loose inside the ring. Spunk now groggy is on his feet deliver a few shots the legs on Yokozuna as Yokozuna walks around in pain. On the other end Stone Cold Steve Austin goes down with the Kill Switch as Christian raises his hand up! Just as he turns around Spunk delivers the GTS and Christian rolls out the ring. But Spunk turns around and Yokozuna grabs him to deliver a huge belly to belly suplex. Yokozuna tosses Spunk to the ropes and drops him for another Samoan Drop! He drags Spunk over and climbs to second rope he looks up to the fans and yells BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Before he Falls from the second rope and lands on Spunk. Before he goes for the pin. He sees Stone Cold trying to make his way back in the ring. He hits him off the ringside and Stone falls and hit’s the guard wall! He walks over to Spunk climbs the second rope again and yells BANZAI!!!!!! And drops on Spunks sternum again as the referee goes down for the pin.
Justin Maietta: Another one from Yokozuna! This has got to be it, nobody can get up from something like this!
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Paul Koger: And that's it, it's over!
Winners: Christian & Yokozuna
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Yokozuna gets to his feet, staring at the competition on the mat below him. Christian gets to his feet, as well. The referee grabs both of their hands, and raises them as the fans claps and boos, both men in the ring. Christian leaves the ring first, the faster one of the unlikely opponents. With their job done, the civil tones are much less heightened. Yokozuna celebrates in the ring, in his weird fashion, getting up on the turnbuckles and giving a scowl to everyone that looks around at him.
Justin Maietta: In victory, Yokozuna still remains to be an odd character, I must admit.
Paul Koger: He came here for the victory, and he got it... what more can you ask from the guy?
Yokozuna jumps down, and the referee leaves sight as well. As Yokozuna is the final man in the ring, the announcers do their final call before the show turns to black.
Justin Maietta: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for tuning in tonight. It's been a blast.
Paul Koger: Join us next time, in two weeks right here on Turbulence... only in UWF. This is one for the ages, ladies and gentlemen. Goodnight!
UWF Turbulence turns to a black screen, before showing the logo that started this all.
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