Official - Let's all pretend to care about the Olympics thread

[leojay]

Go hunting for one.

I'm no Crocodile Hunter, mr stereotyper ity:

 

[Farooq]

I hunt crocodiles with my bare hands. Fuck 'em up real good then mate with their mates.

 

[leojay]

:eww:

 

[seabs]

You can't hunt crocodiles. They'll F*** you up

Crocodiles can exert enormous pressure when closing their jaws, but the force for opening them is so weak, that an adhesive band is enough to keep a large crocodiles' jaw shut up. The powerful jaws can be extremely delicate, working like pencils, when removing offspring from the nest. Still, beware at the tail: it inflicts powerful blows.

Source

Carry a few rubber bands and make that shit your bitch. Do it for 'Merica.

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I'm no Crocodile Hunter, mr stereotyper ity:

: why aren't I drinking tea currently?

That's better.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Good luck rubber banding their mouth before they tailwhip you into oblivion and then tea bag you to death

 

[leojay]

Do it for 'Merica.

Obligatory.

 

[seabs]

I'm British, I'll make a cuppa out of his attempted tea bag.

 

[leojay]

Good luck rubber banding their mouth before they tailwhip you into oblivion and then tea bag you to death

A true murrican' showing a true murricans colours: Pussy as fuck. :dawg:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Americans are pussies? Really? The toughest Australian person is Mark Hunt.. and he's not even Australian, he's from New Zealand!

 

[seabs]

We have Beckham with his nail varnish and sarongs, true hard nuts us.

 

[leojay]

This man right here wouldn't have backed down. Know why? Because he's Australian, Dolph's.

Look at him, he's holding one right there, without any rubber bans. Now, could you do that Dolph's? Could anyone in Murrica' do that? I think not.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Dude got whooped by a stingray. Not scared of him

 

[leojay]

Dude got whooped by a stingray. Not scared of him

He fought that beast with all he had. Would've you done the same? Would've any Murrican' have done the same? I most certainly think not.

 

[Farooq]

America wins

 

[seabs]

'Mericans would have fried it.