Official IWF-GOSSIP(girls?) Thread.

[KenFan4life]

This Just in..


"Mike Chaos found dead in his bedroom...tha' autopse shows that he OD'd on girl jizz..."


RIP: Thee Methlab....(he wins an academy award for best supportin admin)



in other news:


"hayley williams announces her pregnency?!?!?!...who's tha' FATHER?!?!"



in some more news...


"Xtremebadass just got a buzz-cut...looks exactly like randy orton now..(whoa...cool)"


"kassidy found in a nightclub giving an old gentleman a handjob in the bathroom stall..."

 

[J]

This just in. J-Dawg takes life after realizing he is involved in one of the dumbest threads in IWF history.

 

[KenFan4life]

This Just in...


"IWF GOSSIP THREAD getting HIGHER RATINGS THEN TMZ!!!(woot!)"


in other new's...

"NinoBrown starts a rally for a Black-Pride Parade.....the meetings will be held on tuesday...(next tuesday that is...)"


in some more news...


"Dylanfsd & MatthardyV1 to announce their marriage engagement soon at some point?!?!?!!?"


"J-Dawg...tha' possible son of Chuck Thee Iceman Liddel?!?!...(staff writers get beat up ...)"



in other news...


"Greatone found having sex with gashface?!?!...whats jasmine's reactions?!...and where's Rell?!?!"

 

[Great One]

Rofl.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

This Just in...


"I had cyber-homosexual relations to StingerV3" -confessed a teary-eyed phantomgerald as he came out of the closet...



in other news...


"Brian Kenderick's Bicep...secretly a Batista Fan?!?!"


...in other news...

"Kenfan revealed not to be neil patrictcia harris..."



and ...stuff..

That was a One Night Stand. :v:3 boy

 

[Italian Outsider]

Rell committed suicide after realizing Jas-one is a big boy.
There are rumors Peepshow is gay.
BKB is cheating on Shane with Gards.
TDK is getting married in December.
Chuck wants to turn negro.

 

[KenFan4life]

This Just In...



"Humankiller99 found naked in Kassidy's Bathtub!!!...was he showering?!?!"


"Italian Outsider found speaking some actual American-LANGUAGE?!?!?!?!"



"New Female Member...lacie, may actually be peepshow's sister?!?!?..(younger sister...)"

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

There are rumors Peepshow is gay.

How is that a rumour?

BKB is cheating on Shane with Gards.

I'd kill myself before doing either of them.

 

[KenFan4life]

This just in...


"KenFan rumored to have Webcammed with Brian Kenderick's Bicep!??!?!"



"This Guy is a RATED-TSS! account!?!??!?...
......chuck's immediate reactions result in This Guy being Banned!"



"Mr.Mat found passed out in a kindergarder's room with his hand down his pants?!?!?...kirsty's reaction?!"



"ladyhotrod found fat!?!?!?.....could it be a side-effect from all those Burger King Meals that come with a Dark Knight action figure per meal?!?!?!"

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

I just heard a rumour that Jake has gone to the dark side ... he has gone .... INVISIBLE!

 

[Italian Outsider]

Found pieces of what could be brain in Kenfan's Head.
Wrestling Station converts to Satanism.

 

[KenFan4life]

*DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!*

This Just in...


Interview with Jake-Tha-Cake-of-Lakez...

"holy shit...how tha' hell did he(bkb)find out?!?! ....here I was thinking i was just sneaky and stuff......well ka-durrh..guess tha' joke is on my coke-ass..tehe!"




in more breaking news...


"rell possibly related to dog-the bounty hunter?!."


"soulpower secretly sabotaging Kaedon's No Smark Zone?!?!?!"


"Controversial myspace photos of Jasmine & Ladyhotrod in homosexual positions!?!?!....more news as new info becomes aviable!"



"King Lennie formerly SharkBoy 3:16!?!?!??!"



"Italian outsider....not a female?!?!?!?"

 

[Qwake]

:shifty:

Breaking News!!! - Italian Outsider not actually Italian!?

Jake Weaver not a fan of Mrrrrrrrr Kennedy!........................Kennedy!

Blaze and LadyHotrod back on each other good sides?!

 

[Dylanfsd]

rofl.

 

[Hometown Kid]

You all fail