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Famou$ 187

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IWF Is Crampin My Style

Hold up dammit, you got the wrong man
I hate to bust your bubble
but, I'm down to drop a load, then I'm gone man
Ain't with no relationships and suckin on toes
I LIKE A ONE NIGHT STAND, JUST KICK IT WITH SOME HOES!
You down with that jimmie, then it's on!
The 9-2 king of the quickie, so get me then I'm gone
Just open up, and you gone get got
Ain't no kissin and huggin, I leave you sleepin in the wet spot
Let me in it, and let me out
Wham bam thank you ma'am, yeah that's what it's all about!
And, don't take it personal when I bail on ya
Just smoke a cigarette and kick it in the sauna
Cause havin me all on ya ain't the lick
You're down for a love affair
BUT SEE, I'M ONLY DOWN FOR A QUICK STICK!
So, check your watch or your clock
Cause, I ain't about havin nobody feenin on my jock!
YOU'RE CRAMPIN MY STYLE!

Love you down but only for a little time
N-Y-C, baby, I'm goin down for mine
My my my, I see you want me to spend the night
No, not quite, I did my part, now I'm takin flight
You just might see me again, but not soon
You can keep the wedding
I JUST WANT THE HONEYMOON!
You might be good, but see - that ain't even the point
I got all that I wanted, now I'm out of this joint
So, you can pass me my draws and pass me my cap
Cause, I ain't go be here when you wake up from your nap
And, that's the haps, no ifs ands or buts
Now, pass my matchbox, so I can hit the cut
I love them guts, but not enough to stick around
So when I raise up, you can keep on layin down
I HATE TO CLOWN, BUT THAT'S LIFE AS I SEE IT
YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR A FULL-TIME MAN, I CAN'T BE IT!
FUCK IWF,YOU'RE CRAMPIN MY STYLE!
 

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OMG, i was looking around my old forum i used to go to last summer and came across this little gem, remember i was 14 then and was bored as hell

This is a rap about pretty much nothin'
Life is great, yea man that's what i'm lovin.
Ima beast in any sport you wanna play
Touchdown, three pointer every single day.

I'll hit a home run not ground out at first
Juke ya ass out nothin else is worse
Deep bomb, slide tackle let the game begin
Get out there and go in for the win.

Slapshot boii right into the goal
Truck stick bitch made ya look like a fool.
It's about time that I end this rap
When you play me, im gonna take a nap.
 

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Yeah can you see the boredom influence in it?

I might kick some freestyles tomorrow when i'm fully awake and I'll school all yall (prolly not though)
 

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yeah I noticed the boredom...lol...I think we need to get some battles started in here to be honest...
 

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Rap battles on the internet=funny

Cept my raps are more funny poems than "hardcore, yo n**** f*** you then ill take ya to da zoo"
 

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exactly my point...it'll be fun to do...and lol @ that line...
 

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ok i challenge anyone to a battle tomorrow, whenever I'm online and ready to battle, any takers?
 

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Id take it LK21 but I dont wanna make you cry lol no i'm kidding, I havent battled in a long time, and I gotta get my rhthym back. Im sure someone will take it though.
 

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I'm bored so I'll take the challenge LK21...you can rhyme first...but if you don't feel like rappin' then anyone else that wants to battle can step up if you like...
 

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Ok this aint no pussy shit, be around the SB, ill edit wit my rap and u can answer