How about them eggs eh? Greatest shit since sliced bread if you ask me. fuck that, you even slap an egg on sliced bread and have yourself a damn fine sammich if you ask me. But you didn't ask me, I am asking you! Come forth and tell us all the great experiences you have had with eggs. All the found childhood memories, the recipes, the fun, the excitement, the adventure, that one really awkward time when you had to keep one warm so that it would hatch into a baby chick so you can perform a post-birth abortion for the sake of having chicken nuggets in your poached eggs.
Put it on steak, stuff it with cheese and veggies, throw it at pedestrians, or even drink it raw and get with the madness! (Ohhhh yeah!)
Eggs, the Jesus Christ of dairy.
You agree, yes?
Put it on steak, stuff it with cheese and veggies, throw it at pedestrians, or even drink it raw and get with the madness! (Ohhhh yeah!)
Eggs, the Jesus Christ of dairy.
You agree, yes?
