NWPC Event #9: 99 Red Balloons Go By

[Jimmy King]

1	Nic Nemeth (c) vs. Josh Alexander	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	"Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Hammerstone vs. Laredo Kid vs. Jason Hotch vs. NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana vs. The System: Moose/Eddie Edwards/Brian Myers/Johnny "Dango" Curtis	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat vs. ASH by Elegance/Alisha Edwards/Masha Slamovich	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Steve Maclin vs. Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian vs. KUSHIDA	Singles

7	GUNTHER (c) vs. Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens	Match for the WWE Championship
9	The Unholy Union: Alba Fyre/Isla Dawn (c) vs. Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Terror Twins: Damien Priest/Rhea Ripley vs. Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

12	Ethan Page (c) vs. Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c) vs. Jaida Parker	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Chase U: Andre Chase/Ridge Holland (c) vs. Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c) vs. Tony D'Angelo	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c) vs. Wendy Choo	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee vs. Zachary Wentz	MSK Grudge Match

We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? Gunther vs Orton
And which of these matches will be the shortest? Jordan vs Choo
What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. 3-2 Nemeth wins
Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No
In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter
Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yes
Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participant will take the fall? (If it ends in DQ or count-out, no one gets any points) Dirty Dom
Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? (Answer: Page, Hendry, both, or neither. You don't get extra points for predicting exactly who interferes but you get sweet bragging rights) Yes, Josh Alexander will cost Hendry the match.

Also can you tell I'm trying to stack the tiebreak questions so they actually start breaking ties? (No points for this one) Yes

 

[Lady Redfield]

TNA Emergence
Date: August 30, 2024
Location: Old Forester's Paristown Hall - Louisville, Kentucky, USA

1	Nic Nemeth (c)	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian	Singles Match

WWE Bash in Berlin
Date: August 31, 2024
Location: Uber Arena - Berlin, Germany

7	Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c)	Match for the WWE Championship
9	Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

NXT No Mercy
Date: September 1, 2024
Location: Ball Arena - Denver, Colorado, USA

12	Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c)	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c)	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c)	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee	MSK Grudge Match

Tiebreaks:
We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? Terror Twins/Street Trash

And which of these matches will be the shortest? Perez/Parker

What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. Nemeth: 5 Alexander: 4

Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No

In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter

Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yes

Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participantwill take the fall? (If it ends in DQ or count-out, no one gets any points) Priest

Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? (Answer: Page, Hendry, both, or neither. You don't get extra points for predicting exactly who interferes but you get sweet bragging rights) No

 

[Dubb]

TNA Emergence
Date: August 30, 2024
Location: Old Forester's Paristown Hall - Louisville, Kentucky, USA

1	Nic Nemeth (c) vs. Josh Alexander	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	"Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Hammerstone vs. Laredo Kid vs. Jason Hotch vs. NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana vs. The System: Moose/Eddie Edwards/Brian Myers/Johnny "Dango" Curtis	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat vs. ASH by Elegance/Alisha Edwards/Masha Slamovich	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Steve Maclin vs. Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian vs. KUSHIDA	Singles Match

WWE Bash in Berlin
Date: August 31, 2024
Location: Uber Arena - Berlin, Germany

7	GUNTHER (c) vs. Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens	Match for the WWE Championship
9	The Unholy Union: Alba Fyre/Isla Dawn (c) vs. Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Terror Twins: Damien Priest/Rhea Ripley vs. Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

NXT No Mercy
Date: September 1, 2024
Location: Ball Arena - Denver, Colorado, USA

12	Ethan Page (c) vs. Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c) vs. Jaida Parker	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Chase U: Andre Chase/Ridge Holland (c) vs. Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c) vs. Tony D'Angelo	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c) vs. Wendy Choo	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee vs. Zachary Wentz	MSK Grudge Match

Tiebreaks:
We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? Punk/Drew
And which of these matches will be the shortest? Kushida/Kaz
What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. Alexander: 5, Nemeth 4
Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No.
In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter
Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yes
Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participant will take the fall? (If it ends in DQ or count-out, no one gets any points) Liv.
Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? (Answer: Page, Hendry, both, or neither. You don't get extra points for predicting exactly who interferes but you get sweet bragging rights) Yes, against Hendry

Also can you tell I'm trying to stack the tiebreak questions so they actually start breaking ties? (No points for this one)

 

[Leon TrotSky]

TNA Emergence
Date: August 30, 2024
Location: Old Forester's Paristown Hall - Louisville, Kentucky, USA

1	Nic Nemeth (c) vs. Josh Alexander	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	"Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Hammerstone vs. Laredo Kid vs. Jason Hotch vs. NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana vs. The System: Moose/Eddie Edwards/Brian Myers/Johnny "Dango" Curtis	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat vs. ASH by Elegance/Alisha Edwards/Masha Slamovich	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Steve Maclin vs. Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian vs. KUSHIDA	Singles Match

WWE Bash in Berlin
Date: August 31, 2024
Location: Uber Arena - Berlin, Germany

7	GUNTHER (c) vs. Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens	Match for the WWE Championship
9	The Unholy Union: Alba Fyre/Isla Dawn (c) vs. Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Terror Twins: Damien Priest/Rhea Ripley vs. Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

NXT No Mercy
Date: September 1, 2024
Location: Ball Arena - Denver, Colorado, USA

12	Ethan Page (c) vs. Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c) vs. Jaida Parker	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Chase U: Andre Chase/Ridge Holland (c) vs. Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c) vs. Tony D'Angelo	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c) vs. Wendy Choo	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee vs. Zachary Wentz	MSK Grudge Match

Tiebreaks:
We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? That would be Gunther/Orton at 34:28. Point to Chris, Jimmy KIng

And which of these matches will be the shortest? The Six-Woman Tag only got 8:03. Point to Rosie

What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. Nemeth 3-2 Alexander was the final score. Who got points for that?

Spoiler: Iron Man scores

Chris - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Y2Jayne - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Rosie - 0TB
Blaze - 3TB (exactly correct)
HoHo - 0TB
Roy Mustang - 0TB
Storm Trooper - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Jacob Fatu - 0TB
Tyler2 - 0TB (the right score, but the wrong way around)
Looch - 0TB
Jeff - 0TB
Deadd2009 - 0TB
Jimmy King - 3TB (exactly correct)
LadyHotRod - 0TB
Dubb - 0TB

Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No, and the final fall came 11 seconds before the time limit, which is actually less tight than most Iron Man matches I remember recently. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter, so I guess the Gresham octopus thing is just dead now? Point to Chris, Rosie, Blaze, HoHo, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yep, Rhea did her headscissors to Dom in the corner. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, Roy Mustang, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participant will take the fall? Liv Morgan was pinned, and very memorably so... sheesh. Point to Dubb

Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? Neither, shockingly for my fantasy booking. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, HoHo, Roy Mustang, Jacob Fatu, Looch, Jeff, LadyHotRod

The scores on the doors!

The Free-For-All
Ties broken by tiebreak points then by earliest submission

Chris - 12/17 (6TB)
Jimmy King - 11/17 (7TB)
Jacob Fatu - 10/17 (4TB)
LadyHotRod - 10/17 (4TB)
Jeff - 10/17 (3TB)
Deadd2009 - 10/17 (0TB)
Blaze - 9/17 (6TB)
Storm Trooper - 9/17 (4TB)
Tyler2 - 9/17 (3TB)
Y2Jayne - 8/17 (4TB)
Looch - 8/17 (4TB)
Dubb - 8/17 (4TB)

Okay, @Chris will challenge for the title next event. But against whom?

The Title Match
Ties broken by tiebreak points. The title cannot change hands on earliest submission

Rosie - 10/17 (2TB)
HoHo - 10/17 (2TB)
Roy Mustang - 10/17 (2TB)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER TIE
AND THIS TIME IT'S A THREE WAY TIE
I'm tempted to just vacate the title and give it to Storm Trooper for predicting that there would STILL somehow be a tie even after I stacked the tiebreaks
SEE YOU NEXT EVENT FOR A FATAL FOUR WAY

 

[Rosie]

TNA Emergence
Date: August 30, 2024
Location: Old Forester's Paristown Hall - Louisville, Kentucky, USA

1	Nic Nemeth (c) vs. Josh Alexander	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	"Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Hammerstone vs. Laredo Kid vs. Jason Hotch vs. NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana vs. The System: Moose/Eddie Edwards/Brian Myers/Johnny "Dango" Curtis	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat vs. ASH by Elegance/Alisha Edwards/Masha Slamovich	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Steve Maclin vs. Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian vs. KUSHIDA	Singles Match

WWE Bash in Berlin
Date: August 31, 2024
Location: Uber Arena - Berlin, Germany

7	GUNTHER (c) vs. Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens	Match for the WWE Championship
9	The Unholy Union: Alba Fyre/Isla Dawn (c) vs. Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Terror Twins: Damien Priest/Rhea Ripley vs. Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

NXT No Mercy
Date: September 1, 2024
Location: Ball Arena - Denver, Colorado, USA

12	Ethan Page (c) vs. Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c) vs. Jaida Parker	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Chase U: Andre Chase/Ridge Holland (c) vs. Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c) vs. Tony D'Angelo	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c) vs. Wendy Choo	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee vs. Zachary Wentz	MSK Grudge Match

Tiebreaks:
We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? That would be Gunther/Orton at 34:28. Point to Chris, Jimmy KIng

And which of these matches will be the shortest? The Six-Woman Tag only got 8:03. Point to Rosie

What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. Nemeth 3-2 Alexander was the final score. Who got points for that?

Spoiler: Iron Man scores

Chris - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Y2Jayne - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Rosie - 0TB
Blaze - 3TB (exactly correct)
HoHo - 0TB
Roy Mustang - 0TB
Storm Trooper - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Jacob Fatu - 0TB
Tyler2 - 0TB (the right score, but the wrong way around)
Looch - 0TB
Jeff - 0TB
Deadd2009 - 0TB
Jimmy King - 3TB (exactly correct)
LadyHotRod - 0TB
Dubb - 0TB

Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No, and the final fall came 11 seconds before the time limit, which is actually less tight than most Iron Man matches I remember recently. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter, so I guess the Gresham octopus thing is just dead now? Point to Chris, Rosie, Blaze, HoHo, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yep, Rhea did her headscissors to Dom in the corner. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, Roy Mustang, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participant will take the fall? Liv Morgan was pinned, and very memorably so... sheesh. Point to Dubb

Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? Neither, shockingly for my fantasy booking. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, HoHo, Roy Mustang, Jacob Fatu, Looch, Jeff, LadyHotRod

The scores on the doors!

The Free-For-All
Ties broken by tiebreak points then by earliest submission

Chris - 12/17 (6TB)
Jimmy King - 11/17 (7TB)
Jacob Fatu - 10/17 (4TB)
LadyHotRod - 10/17 (4TB)
Jeff - 10/17 (3TB)
Deadd2009 - 10/17 (0TB)
Blaze - 9/17 (6TB)
Storm Trooper - 9/17 (4TB)
Tyler2 - 9/17 (3TB)
Y2Jayne - 8/17 (4TB)
Looch - 8/17 (4TB)
Dubb - 8/17 (4TB)

Okay, @Chris will challenge for the title next event. But against whom?

The Title Match
Ties broken by tiebreak points. The title cannot change hands on earliest submission

Rosie - 10/17 (2TB)
HoHo - 10/17 (2TB)
Roy Mustang - 10/17 (2TB)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER TIE
AND THIS TIME IT'S A THREE WAY TIE
I'm tempted to just vacate the title and give it to Storm Trooper for predicting that there would STILL somehow be a tie even after I stacked the tiebreaks
SEE YOU NEXT EVENT FOR A FATAL FOUR WAY

It seems.

That there is no end.

THERE IS NO END!

 

[Roy Mustang]

I SURVIVE AGAIN

 

[Storm Trooper]

TNA Emergence
Date: August 30, 2024
Location: Old Forester's Paristown Hall - Louisville, Kentucky, USA

1	Nic Nemeth (c) vs. Josh Alexander	60-Minute Iron Man Match for the TNA World Championship
2	"Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Hammerstone vs. Laredo Kid vs. Jason Hotch vs. NXT's Riley Osborne	Ultimate X Match for the TNA X Division Championship
3	Joe Hendry/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy/Mike Santana vs. The System: Moose/Eddie Edwards/Brian Myers/Johnny "Dango" Curtis	Eight-Man Tag Team Match
4	Jordynne Grace/Dani Luna/Jody Threat vs. ASH by Elegance/Alisha Edwards/Masha Slamovich	Six-Woman Champions' Tag Team Match
5	Steve Maclin vs. Eric Young	Singles Match
6	Frankie Kazarian vs. KUSHIDA	Singles Match

WWE Bash in Berlin
Date: August 31, 2024
Location: Uber Arena - Berlin, Germany

7	GUNTHER (c) vs. Randy Orton	Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Since Orton is on SmackDown, if he wins the title he switches brands with GUNTHER
8	Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens	Match for the WWE Championship
9	The Unholy Union: Alba Fyre/Isla Dawn (c) vs. Bianca Belair/Jade Cargill	Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship
10	CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre	Strap Match
11	Judgment Day Terror Twins: Damien Priest/Rhea Ripley vs. Judgment Day Street Trash: Dominik Mysterio/Liv Morgan	Mixed Tag Team Match

NXT No Mercy
Date: September 1, 2024
Location: Ball Arena - Denver, Colorado, USA

12	Ethan Page (c) vs. Joe Hendry	Match for the NXT Championship
13	Roxanne Perez (c) vs. Jaida Parker	Match for the NXT Women's Championship
14	Chase U: Andre Chase/Ridge Holland (c) vs. Nathan Frazer/Axiom	Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship
15	Oba Femi (c) vs. Tony D'Angelo	Match for the NXT North American Championship
16	Kelani Jordan (c) vs. Wendy Choo	Match for the NXT Women's North American Championship
17	Wes Lee vs. Zachary Wentz	MSK Grudge Match

Tiebreaks:
We all know the Iron Man match will go 60 minutes plus... but which match will be the longest of the other 16? That would be Gunther/Orton at 34:28. Point to Chris, Jimmy KIng

And which of these matches will be the shortest? The Six-Woman Tag only got 8:03. Point to Rosie

What will be the score of the Iron Man match? You get 1 point for predicting the number of falls Nemeth gets, 1 point for the number of falls Alexander gets, and 1 more if you get both right. Nemeth 3-2 Alexander was the final score. Who got points for that?

Spoiler: Iron Man scores

Chris - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Y2Jayne - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Rosie - 0TB
Blaze - 3TB (exactly correct)
HoHo - 0TB
Roy Mustang - 0TB
Storm Trooper - 1TB (3 falls for Nemeth)
Jacob Fatu - 0TB
Tyler2 - 0TB (the right score, but the wrong way around)
Looch - 0TB
Jeff - 0TB
Deadd2009 - 0TB
Jimmy King - 3TB (exactly correct)
LadyHotRod - 0TB
Dubb - 0TB

Will the Iron Man match go to overtime? No, and the final fall came 11 seconds before the time limit, which is actually less tight than most Iron Man matches I remember recently. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

In which guise will KUSHIDA appear: the Timesplitter, or as the weird Hakushi clone thing from Slammiversary? Timesplitter, so I guess the Gresham octopus thing is just dead now? Point to Chris, Rosie, Blaze, HoHo, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Will we see any intergender violence in the mixed tag team match? Yep, Rhea did her headscissors to Dom in the corner. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, Roy Mustang, Storm Trooper, Jacob Fatu, Tyler2, Looch, Jeff, Jimmy King, LadyHotRod, Dubb

Regarding that mixed tag team match: which participant will take the fall? Liv Morgan was pinned, and very memorably so... sheesh. Point to Dubb

Will anyone interfere in Ethan Page vs. Joe Hendry? If so, against which participant will they interfere? Neither, shockingly for my fantasy booking. Point to Chris, Y2Jayne, Blaze, HoHo, Roy Mustang, Jacob Fatu, Looch, Jeff, LadyHotRod

The scores on the doors!

The Free-For-All
Ties broken by tiebreak points then by earliest submission

Chris - 12/17 (6TB)
Jimmy King - 11/17 (7TB)
Jacob Fatu - 10/17 (4TB)
LadyHotRod - 10/17 (4TB)
Jeff - 10/17 (3TB)
Deadd2009 - 10/17 (0TB)
Blaze - 9/17 (6TB)
Storm Trooper - 9/17 (4TB)
Tyler2 - 9/17 (3TB)
Y2Jayne - 8/17 (4TB)
Looch - 8/17 (4TB)
Dubb - 8/17 (4TB)

Okay, @Chris will challenge for the title next event. But against whom?

The Title Match
Ties broken by tiebreak points. The title cannot change hands on earliest submission

Rosie - 10/17 (2TB)
HoHo - 10/17 (2TB)
Roy Mustang - 10/17 (2TB)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER TIE
AND THIS TIME IT'S A THREE WAY TIE
I'm tempted to just vacate the title and give it to Storm Trooper for predicting that there would STILL somehow be a tie even after I stacked the tiebreaks
SEE YOU NEXT EVENT FOR A FATAL FOUR WAY

If only I didn't suck at predictions I could claim that having a tie was an additional tiebreaker and I'd be able to claim the Championship.