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Trip in the Head

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Lol Dance Clubs are all about Dance Music, House Music, EDM nowadays.. fuck all that jazz.. I can't even dance unless it's like a slow dance otherwise I just look like a fucking blueberry.
You telling me some of that choreographed stuff in music videos and junk wouldn't look stupid as HELL if someone was doing it by themselves? It may not always be the case, but I can imagine. To me, dancing is more about keeping with the beat than what you are doing. Real dancing is letting go and cutting loose and acting like a blueberry (uh hello "Let's Get Blue" by the BEPs), but you have to at least stick to the beat.

The only "clubs" I've ever been to were in Germany and they were pretty crazy. Where I live now the closest thing to a club is when a local gym that has an upstairs with a bar opens up on the weekends and plays music. And it's usually trashy as shit.

Maine - the way life should be lol
 
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You telling me some of that choreographed stuff in music videos and junk wouldn't look stupid as HELL if someone was doing it by themselves? It may not always be the case, but I can imagine. To me, dancing is more about keeping with the beat than what you are doing. Real dancing is letting go and cutting loose and acting like a blueberry (uh hello "Let's Get Blue" by the BEPs), but you have to at least stick to the beat.

The only "clubs" I've ever been to were in Germany and they were pretty crazy. Where I live now the closest thing to a club is when a local gym that has an upstairs with a bar opens up on the weekends and plays music. And it's usually trashy as shit.

Maine - the way life should be lol
How to dance:
  1. Spot your penis' meal for the night
  2. get to her
  3. start grinding on it
  4. tell her this place is lame
  5. take her somewhere else
  6. fuck her right in the pussy.
 

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You telling me some of that choreographed stuff in music videos and junk wouldn't look stupid as HELL if someone was doing it by themselves? It may not always be the case, but I can imagine. To me, dancing is more about keeping with the beat than what you are doing. Real dancing is letting go and cutting loose and acting like a blueberry (uh hello "Let's Get Blue" by the BEPs), but you have to at least stick to the beat.

The only "clubs" I've ever been to were in Germany and they were pretty crazy. Where I live now the closest thing to a club is when a local gym that has an upstairs with a bar opens up on the weekends and plays music. And it's usually trashy as shit.

Maine - the way life should be lol

No they definitely look Blue when they're choreographed however there are specific dance moves that people use when doing it by themselves.. like the Dice Roll for example :p
 

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No they definitely look Blue when they're choreographed however there are specific dance moves that people use when doing it by themselves.. like the Dice Roll for example :p
:awyeah: pre-thought out moves are for chumps lol. Lets do the lawn mower or the sprinkler maybe.
 

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How to dance:
  1. Spot your penis' meal for the night
  2. get to her
  3. start grinding on it
  4. tell her this place is lame
  5. take her somewhere else
  6. fuck her right in the pussy.

Sounds like my dance instructor should be this guy..

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Jameis "Fuck her right in the Pusyy" Winston.
 
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Sorry if I come off all high and mighty about this. I once had black dude tell me I could dance well so :boss1:


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Sorry if I come off all high and mighty about this. I once had black dude tell me I could dance well so :boss1:


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We were joking :haha:

In all seriousness, I don't really have any care for clubbing. Not my thing, not my music, not my atmosphere and just not my place.
 
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I done the whole nightclub thing when i was younger and never really found it that exciting, music is not what i would listen to and way too loud.Impossible to conduct a conversation and here yourself think,takes ages to get a drink etc.
 
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I go out to clubs at least once a week. I also do a little dancing(not the greatest, but oh well), then I do a lot of drinking, then I do some more dancing cuz I don't give a fuck by then.
 
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i scare the straights by dancing like a mad man

the ladies love it
 
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Went out to a few clubs last night with the girlfriends and had a blast. It was time well spent dancing, drinking, and flirting with the men.
 
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