19th August 2010
The scene fades in as we see Chris Owen pull up in a plush executive Rolls Royce outside IWF headquarters, supposedly to enter contract talks with IWF management. Near by, a reporters is camping next to a bunch of bushes behind a black car with tinted windows, camera at hand. Chris Owen steps out onto the road, and enters the camera's view. The news reporter is taken aback: he didn't expect any news today. Immediatly, he jumps up onto his feet and opens the car door revealing a sleeping man. He shakes the man violently.
News Reporter #1: Wake up, Mike, wake up! I've just seen someone! He's big, he has to be that new wrestler everyone is talking about!
Mike wakes up and looks shocked. He jumps up and looks over the car door to see Chris Owen standing there. He rubs his eyes, but continues to see Owen there, who is gathering his stuff out of his car.
Mike: That's him, that's him! Camera at the ready Stan!
Suddenly, just like that, Stan and Mike are off, Stan with his camera and Mike with his Camera. They jet off in Owen's direction and as The Spotlight Stealer turns around both Stan and Mike are standing before him. Mike shoves the Microphone into Owen's face.
Chris Owen: How can I help?
Chris looks down at the microphone, and leans away, batting the mic away from his face.
Chris Owen: Well?
After a lengthy pause, Mike regains his composure.
Mike: Umm, err.. *cough*.. sorry about that Sir. I'm Mike Broad, and this is Stan Marsh, we're here on behalf of Sports Illustrated Magazine. We were just wondering if you are in fact the new wrestler that IWF fans across the world have been talking about?
Chris: Another one? ANOTHER FREAKING REPORTER? I swear to GOD if I didn't like that tie you got on right there Mike m'boy I would punch you square in the jaw. YES, YES I am the wrestler that fans have been talking about, now I seriously suggest, if you care about the lives of your fellow news reporters at all, that you go along and tell the guys at Sports Illustrated that YOU have spoken to me and there is no need to send any more of you freaking morons to come along and interview me!
Mike is taken aback by this, but tests the waters and goes to ask another question.
Mike: ....and have you anything to say about the signing?
Chris, looks stunned into the eyes of Mike, who gulps loudly, thinking he has made a mistake. Chris looks ready to blow when suddenly he exhales heavily, before snatching the Mic from Mike.
Chris: I'm going to say this ONCE and ONLY once. I am Chris Owen, and I am the man that next week you fantastic fans will be cheering for over and over and over and OVER again after I obliterate and I mean O-BLIT-ER-ATE whoever the hell IWF puts in front of me and I am the man who knows this because I AM THE SPOTLIGHT STEALER, I AM THE SUPERSTAR AND I AM.. CHRIS OWEN! Ya got that, Mike m'boy?
And with that Chris Owen walks away, leaving the two reporters, making off with the Microphone in the process. Mike goes to call for it back, but stops halfway turning to Stan, who helplessly shrugs his shoulders..