Next Year's Wrestling Headlines

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

Yeah, so one year from now, what will the big headlines be in wrestling? Who will be champ, and who's going to jail, pretty simple. Serious or joke, it doesn't matter.

"TNA Impact reaches 1.8 rating"

"John Morrison wins World Heavyweight Championship"

"HHH to win 16th World Title?"

"Cena vs Orton draws big again"

"Hogan to TNA?"

"Hero to make ECW debut tonight"

"ROH on G4 to premiere in October"

"Upcoming Guest Hosts for Raw..."

"Angle vs Lashley in an MMA match at Bound for Glory?"

"Michelle McCool is still a douche"

"Favre to make decision with Titans by middle of preseason"

etc.

 

[Soulpower]

Cena wins
The champ is "insert crappy pun by WWE.com
Kurt Angle 12/9/68-??/??/10 (Really hoping I'm wrong on this one).

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

"It's official: Vince McMahon has Alzheimer's"

"Kurt Angle arrested 24 hours before Bound For Glory"

24 hours later

"Kurt Angle retains title at Bound For Glory"

 

[JurassicBonez]

"CM Punk is arrested for DUI

 

[Brandon Blaze]

"CM Punk is arrested for DUI

I'd laugh so hard if that happened.

Hulk Hogan wins TNA World Title(I pray to god this is wrong)

Jeff Hardy Fired for 3 Strike(if he comes back that is)

DX Reunites for the fifty billionth time.

Ric Flair comes out of retirement. Joins TNA

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

"Jimmy Jacobs wins ROH world title" (PRETTY PLEASE!)

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

"Get the shotgun...Batista injured AGAIN."

"In dire need of income, Hardy re-signs with WWE"

"Evan Bourne released for giggling during "serious" backstage segment"

"Orton craps in another wrestlers bag, given 5 month title program"

"Minor league wrestling star, Scott Stiener, indicted on steroid distributing charges"

"Hardcore wrestler, The Necro Butcher, dies in a violent, bloodbath to 96 fan's horror"

"Former WWF-Champ, Iron Shiek, arrested for assaulting 7 fans at local comic shop"

 

[Airfixx]

Jack Swagger becomes big in the world photcopier repairs....

[I only say that cos a guy has just turned up where I work to repair ours and he looks JUST like the 2-time, 2-time all-American American! lol]

 

[the dark knight]

DX returns

 

[noumenon]

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