Need your help.

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Only because you called me honor. You got any cool Ryan Steve stories from the store?

If you have been a decade older, that could have been a show. Ryan Steve's Story Hour. Starring Ryan Steve.

No but omg literally the finest chick I've ever seen in my life came in today. She was wearing a white tank top and had epic cleavage + side boob showing. She bought a bottle of water. after the transaction I told her to have a nice day. she smiled and said 'you as well'. my penis exploded.

 

[Aids Johnson]

No but omg literally the finest chick I've ever seen in my life came in today. She was wearing a white tank top and had epic cleavage + side boob showing. She bought a bottle of water. after the transaction I told her to have a nice day. she smiled and said 'you as well'. my penis exploded.

I miss California. The girls here look like....Acailler.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I miss California. The girls here look like....Acailler.

I swear I could have came just by smelling her hair. I would curb stomp 25 puppies just to get a chance to fingerblast her

 

[Aids Johnson]

I swear I could have came just by smelling her hair. I would curb stomp 25 puppies just to get a chance to fingerblast her

The last part means nothing to me. You + fingerblasting = IDGAF.

I miss bartending, so many girls just aching to be in love.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I should start bartending. I have too much charm, I'd get laid every single night.

 

[Aids Johnson]

I should start bartending. I have too much charm, I'd get laid every single night.

Dude i've said it a million times. Get a fucking job at a banquet area, do the social gathetings and bartending. People will eat up the bullshit that comes out of your skinny, pretentious mouth. Ryan Steve, Bartender.

Seriously if you can put up with assholes at a mart, you can bartend. Banquets are the perfect spot to start, those fuckers are THERE to have a good time. Anorexic bartenders like you can make it. Zach know's what im saying.

 

[Snowman1]

The dark side has commas.

The "I'm still fucking deciding" side has awkward pauses. :tough:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Dude i've said it a million times. Get a fucking job at a banquet area, do the social gathetings and bartending. People will eat up the bullshit that comes out of your skinny, pretentious mouth. Ryan Steve, Bartender.

Seriously if you can put up with assholes at a mart, you can bartend. Banquets are the perfect spot to start, those fuckers are THERE to have a good time. Anorexic bartenders like you can make it. Zach know's what im saying.

lame ass hours though. not sure I'd dig waking up at 4pm every day

 

[Aids Johnson]

lame ass hours though. not sure I'd dig waking up at 4pm every day

You already work the shit hours. Bartending just = giving up thur-sat and calling it a fair weekafter. TBH you aren't missing much.

 

[TheArabHammer]

No but omg literally the finest chick I've ever seen in my life came in today. She was wearing a white tank top and had epic cleavage + side boob showing. She bought a bottle of water. after the transaction I told her to have a nice day. she smiled and said 'you as well'. my penis exploded.

You should have told her...it was my privilege

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

You already work the shit hours. Bartending just = giving up thur-sat and calling it a fair weekafter. TBH you aren't missing much.

I don't work shits hours now though. Latest I get off is midnight and that's once a week

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

You should have told her...it was my privilege

it was tough trying to be smooth when I had pre-cum sticking the tip of my dick to the inside of my unds

 

[Aids Johnson]

I don't work shits hours now though. Latest I get off is midnight and that's once a week

You are talking about tripling your income.

it was tough trying to be smooth when I had pre-cum sticking the tip of my dick to the inside of my unds

You might want to upgrade undies for the job change. The girls at weddings are sticky pants over love, you are just a penis with a nametag. Do work, vagina.

 

[Swift]

Just get wasted.

 

[Mustafar Reginald]

Buy at least the first three seasons of Community on DVD & watch those. I recall reading that you interested in watching or something along those lines, though my memory could just be faulty or I'm mistaken you for one of the other cat avatars on the site.