My Manchester United rant thread

[Crayo]

Marked for the dribbler self confession

 

[Farooq]

Manchester United sounds like a gangbang prison porno

 

[Zach]

Zach do you actually know anything about football? Like seriously. Hell I'm a dribbler and even I don't come out with as much shit as you.

no

 

[Crayo]

Time to get through to the semis. Last weeks performance against Villa was outstanding in comparison to toher performances. Rooney may not like it, but him dropping back to make our midfield a 3 is the best thing for the club. Hopefully Moyes realises he could just buy a couple world class CM's and put Rooney forward and make us competitive again.

How I would set the team up (presuming all players are fit)

David De GOAT
Rafael - Smalling - Vidic - Evra
Carrick - Kagawa
Rooney
Valencia - RVP - Januzaj
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Then in the summer I would sell RVP (injury prone, clearly doesn't want to be here, and ageing) while we can still get a decent fee. I'd then buy Gundogan, Reus, and Shaw. Dortmund are unfortunately on the decline and ARE a selling club, and those players will not get paid as much there as they would here so we can easily attract them. Shaw is a possibility, but if we lose out on him, I'd go for Baines. As for RVP's replacement, I'd just start Rooney and have Welbeck & Hernandez used more often. If we did HAVE to buy a new striker like we did when we first bought RVP due to lack of goals, then I'd sell Hernandez or use him in a swap deal to acquire Diego Costa. My new team would be:

David De GOAT
Rafael - Smalling - Vidic - Shaw
Carrick - Gundogan
Kagawa
Reus - Rooney - Januzaj
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Surprisingly, even with the massive changes, this team probably isn't good enough to win the CL still. We'd still need to acquire new players eventually. Vidic is on his last legs, Evans isn't good enough technically, and our squad isn't good enough to replace any of the players out there skill for skill.

 

[Rysenberg]

I'm not Shaw if I like your left back suggestion tbh.

 

[Roi]

Lol United.
Good luck with the rest of the season. You better buy someone this winter.

 

[Crayo]

Lol United.
Good luck with the rest of the season. You better buy someone this winter.

heard Madrid were buying Maradona and Pele

 

[Roi]

heard Madrid were buying Maradona and Pele

3/4 guys i told you that were coming to madrid did come. Isco, Carvajal and Bale.
Madrid is interested in Gundogan and Reus as well. So good luck with it.
As much as I hate Costa hes a beast. That would be a good option for United. Who (IMO) should sell Rooney for a good amount of money

 

[Rysenberg]

3/4 guys i told you that were coming to madrid did come. Isco, Carvajal and Bale.
Madrid is interested in Gundogan and Reus as well. So good luck with it.
As much as I hate Costa hes a beast. That would be a good option for United. Who (IMO) should sell Rooney for a good amount of money

Real suck bro.

 

[Crayo]

Atletico >

 

[Roi]

Lol right.
Hey guys I heard Cristiano is going back to United. Oh wait, wasnt he supposed to go back last summer?

 

[Crayo]

100m for Bale, world record contract for Ronaldo, still 3rd.

 

[Nano]

Atletico >

Atletico without Costar or Villa is just some bunch of players with no talent at all. Well, Courtois is good, but he's the GK...
Oh, and yes, Madrid without Isco, Bale and Ronaldo are more or less in the same position.
Barcelona is probably the only team that can work out without Messi, Iniesta, Xavi and Neymar.

 

[Crayo]

Atletico without Costar or Villa is just some bunch of players with no talent at all. .

Lol how ignorant. They're arguably the hardest working and most organised team in world football atm. Are you saying Costa and Villa are better than Madrid?

 

[Nano]

Lol how ignorant. They're arguably the hardest working and most organised team in world football atm. Are you saying Costa and Villa are better than Madrid?

Never said that. I just said that without those two or three talented guys they have, they'd be nothing and it wouldn't matter how hard they work. And yeah, hard work is the key to get some wins... Would Madrid be the same if they work harder but Ronaldo not playing due to injuries or stuff like that? I don't think so.
Anyways, Getafe>>>>>>>>

EDIT: Nah, just kidding (Getafe stuff)