My Manchester United rant thread

[Crayo]

Expect many rants from me in the future if we keep performing the way we do. We play Shaktar tonight, so perhaps I'll be filling this thread up earlier than anticipated.

 

[Farooq]

This is now my fap thread.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

You should let me ghost write your rants since I'm the GOAT ranter.

 

[Crayo]

You should let me ghost write your rants since I'm the GOAT ranter.

I'm just never calm enough to google hilarious gifs and use them with the site smilies and put them in the right place

 

[Jeremy]

Must be posted when Manchester United is mentioned

 

[Crayo]

Neymar <3

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Neymar should quit football and start a boy band.

 

[Jeremy]

Neymar should quit football and start a boy band.

he's got the dancing part down. only question is can he sing

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

he's got the dancing part down. only question is can he sing

not being able to sing never stopped any other boy bands from succeeding

 

[Jeremy]

not being able to sing never stopped any other boy bands from succeeding

touche

 

[Crayo]

Januzaj and Kagawa <333333

 

[Jeremy]

Shakhtar <3

 

[Zach]

Suarez > Rooney > Rio Ferdinand as ST > Van Persie

 

[Crayo]

Suarez > Rooney > Rio Ferdinand as ST > Van Persie

Zach officially morphing into a scouser.

As for mid-week performance, we were poor yet again. We play such few forward passes from midfield that our chances of winning or even creating chances drastically decrease. I've never seen a midfield in need of such dire repair. Cleverley, Fellaini, and Anderson all need to go and be replaced by world class players. Sell them and buy the likes of Strootman, Koke, and Gundogan. Those three, with Carrick & Kagawa, means we have a functioning midfield that can compete at the top level.

 

[Jonathan]

Zach do you actually know anything about football? Like seriously. Hell I'm a dribbler and even I don't come out with as much shit as you.