My five thousandth post...

[Snowman1]

WHAT A MOMENTOUS OCCASION! I MADE IT TO 5,000! YAY!

First of all, I'd like to thank Seabs and Hoss, and my family, and my friends... screw it. They don't give a shit and I'm pretty sure you don't either. There are people running around with thirty thousand, people with twice the posts in half the time. So, not only does this "momentous occasion" really not mean shit, but you guys have no reason to care outside of this meaningless tripe taking up valuable locker room space. So, you guys will throw your little jabs and flames in the comment section, and to that I say...

:gtfo: BITCH I HAVE 5,000 POSTS! :finger:

But you still don't care... :sad:
Carry on with your mundane little lives.

 

[Stopspot]

You seriously only just now reached 5k? Talk about quality making up for quantity. Gratz dude.

 

[seabs]

ipebomb:

 

[Dat Girl]

Welcome to the 5000 club. Sodas are over there, there's some chips on top of the fridge, and there's some playboys in the bathroom, in case you need motivation. Oh, and watch out for the janitor, sometimes he forgets to put the wet floor sign, but he leaves out the mop and bucket, so if you see that then that means the floor is wet. Other then that, welcome and enjoy your time here. Be sure to sign in when you come in, and don't let Jenny scare you, she's nice once you get to know her and stuff. Oh and just one last thing, every Friday night we bring some food to celebrate movie night, if you can bring some dip that'd be great tunga:

 

[Crayo]

Such an awesome thread. No need to thank us.

 

[Lacky]

Congratulations on breaking past 5000 posts.

 

[Cloud]

Genuine congrats as it is a awesome achievement!

 

[Snowman1]

Such an awesome thread. No need to thank us.

Egotistical douchebag. I thought we were friends!

 

[Crayo]

Egotistical douchebag. I thought we were friends!

Lmao :yay:

Bestest of friends ofc!

 

[Hannah Bee]

Congrats! :**

 

[Matt]

quality over quantity :burns:

sadly doesnt apply for me though :haha:

 

[GrammarNazi82]

Congrats, Rain! Way to go! Now to work on your next 5,000. :win: