My day so far

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Farooq

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wwerulesrkolover23 said:
My day went on like this:

Woke up at 9:00 am because some male model wanted to have sex with me ("Let's have sex or I'll die!"). I gave it to him, then he died. I thought "Oh well, one less male obsessed at me.". After that, I saw 3 guys staring at me. So, I asked them "Hey, did you see what happened?". They nodded. I made a deal with them - I'll let them clean me in the showers in exchange with their silence. They told me that I didn't have to do it, but since I offered them, they agreed. We ended up having sex. They fought on who'll carry me and change me in my clothes. They went to the other side of the bathroom, (I'm a genius, billionaire, playgirl scientist, by the way, so my bathroom's really huge that a family of 8 can live in it.), and continued to fight. 2 of them died (I realized just now that they were Brad Pitt and Jeremy Renner.), and the winner was Tom Cruise. I told him that I don't want his marriage to be more ruined, but he said, "Hell, it was ruined when I saw you anyways. You were the reason I'm getting a divorce from that bitch.". He carried me, then put me in my clothes. We ended up having sex again.

I got dressed again, this time on my own. Tom was begging me to stay, but I told him he can "visit" me tomorrow.

I drove to the Stark Tower to help Tony Stark build a replacement Iron Man suit. This lasted for only 3 minutes, driving at 150 miles per hour. I built an upgraded version of his suit upon arrival for 5 minutes. He paid me a billion dollars, then we started having sex on his bed. I was so good at sucking his dick that his arc reactor malfunctioned. Good thing I was expecting something like this, so I gave him the arc reactor that I made during the suit-making. We continued doing the deed. He wanted another round, but his superhero duties called. I'm now typing this while waiting for Thor to come back from his mission. ;))

PICTURES!

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Me with the male model

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Me sucking off Tom.

Sorry i don't have other pictures guys, my AI Jane only took those. Bad angles, I know. I'll fix her up after I'm finished with Thor. ;PP

Needed more then one :flair:
 

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CM Punk said:
You're a F*cking Virgin!

Your signature is of a man with his penis bulging out of his underwear, whom you watch wrestle with other men.
 
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That could mean he's gay, but not a virgin.
 

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GrammarNazi82 said:
What a contradiction and oxymoron.... You can't be F**cking and be a virgin, and you can't be a virgin if you're F**cking. hmmm....


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By the way, this is how my days are every day.
 

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THIS IS OLD! :angry:
 

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