No joke here guys. There's been a lot of people coming through my work telling me "You gotta try this Muscle Milk". And yeah I laugh and say I'll try it and think to myself "Fucking guidos". But I finally cave in and buy one today.
MIND. BLOWN.
This is easily the best non soda drink I have ever had the pleasure of buying. I already find myself turning 50% more guido just from drinking it. By the end of the month you'll be seeing me benching weights, getting an oompa loompa tan with a military buzz cut & three times the muscle mass while my fridge is filled with nothing but protein bars, muscle milk, patron & protein infused vodka. And I won't give a shit because it's the bomb!
MIND. BLOWN.
This is easily the best non soda drink I have ever had the pleasure of buying. I already find myself turning 50% more guido just from drinking it. By the end of the month you'll be seeing me benching weights, getting an oompa loompa tan with a military buzz cut & three times the muscle mass while my fridge is filled with nothing but protein bars, muscle milk, patron & protein infused vodka. And I won't give a shit because it's the bomb!