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[Aids Johnson]

In a community filled with cheap laughs and even worse jokes, one man must go through a surgery no one ever thought possible, in order to turn the joke on the others. Jonathan, A shitload of assholes behind their keyboards. This winter, only one question matters...Will the Staples hold?

Jonathan stars in, Staples in my stomach, how one man bankrupted an already horrible pizza company.

 

[F.R.I.E]

One cat, one bird.

Britanica: A Night to Remember

 

[F.R.I.E]

When a man is jealous of another man's cash, he must result to watching soccer.

Aids Johnson in.... KICKIN' 4 CASH. In theatres June 2016.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Being one of very few female members in a community filled with virgins is a tough job, but this woman has the testicular fortitude to show them a horrifying look into their futures. Britanica, Wayne, Dat Kid, FTJ, Jonathan, CM Punk, as well as a special performance by Aids Johnson as "The town drunk."

Brtianica stars in: WWEForums: Sexual in-your-end-o. This summer, she's ready to show you her balls. Only in theaters 2014.

 

[TheTNHMaster]

In a forum full of assholes, a married couple must stay togther and fight in Wayne and Brit: Rises

 

[Aids Johnson]

When one active forum member readily admits his age, he opens the doors of hell once again. This summer, there is no where you can hide, outside of 500ft of your local middle school. Jeebak, TNH....Oh shit, you're how old?

 

[CM Punk]

In a world filled with black people. One woman must kill them all.
Britta stars in Fully Loaded.

#RacistBritta

 

[catlady]

When one man is faced with the choice to move to America or die, this faceless Canadian man has to choose living a life of hell and McDonad's or dying a young man.
CM Punk : Wow, That's Messed Up

 

[Aids Johnson]

On an offchance winter visit, Danielson ends up stuck in a cold, horrifying, zombie-like town, dependent on a family of friends he met in an online community. Will they succeed together? Or will time tear them apart. Britcanica, Wayne, and Introducing Danny Woods: I swear to god, the cat got me pregnant.

 

[CM Punk]

When one man is faced with the choice to move to America or die, this faceless Canadian man has to choose living a life of hell and McDonad's or dying a young man.
CM Punk : Wow, That's Messed Up

Ironic thing is, that it is messed up.

 

[catlady]

In a world with no bread, one man struggles to find something to stick his turkey between.
Vintage : Wonder Bread

 

[F.R.I.E]

In a world full of pussies................. Britanica presents a Documentary on friendly felines.

Whatcha think I was gonna say?

 

[Aids Johnson]

When the state of Georgia breaks off from the union, one Ambrose mark must decide what is most important in his life. Shadoxicity, Vintage, NotCrayo, and Dean Ambrose star in.....spreading for Ambrose: penetration of his southern Union.

This fall, things are going to get sticky.

 

[catlady]

When one man has decided to take a break, but never returns, his star crossed lover must go on a man hunt to end up being pleasantly surprised.
CM Punk & Vintage star in : I'm Gna Take A Break

 

[Testify]

Laughter increases the activity of antibodies by about 20%, helping to destroy viruses and tumor cells.