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Lingstar

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My buddy Jack posted this on his Facebook a few days ago.

Just wondered what some of your thoughts were.

As a female gamer, I certainly don't feel I have ever been raped by a male gamer on games such as COD. Occasionally I am terrible in said game and will freely admit that. It certainly isn't rape!


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Oh that happens a fair amount when it decides to chuck me in matches at my the level of my best friend (He has played so much I will probably never have the time to match his level) Not to the point I consider myself raped though!
 

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I dont even know what to say, so I'm just gonna post smilies as my reaction

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Surely that is written in jest attempting to be funny?
 

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What in the hell.

1) how am I supposed to know the player is female
2) The last time I checked the definition(s) of rape were:

"the crime, typically committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with the offender against their will:"

"The Act extends the definition of rape to include the penetration by a penis of the vagina, anus or mouth of another person. "

"Sexual assault is an act of physical, psychological and emotional violation, in the form of a sexual act, which is inflicted on someone without consent. It can involve forcing or manipulating someone to witness or participate in any sexual acts, apart from penetration of the mouth with the penis, the penetration of the anus or vagina (however slight) with any object or the penis, which is rape."


I don't see anywhere that says anything about "killing" a character in a game. Technically then the game makers rape us because our characters all vanish at the end of a game.


Who the hell gets paid to write this shit. Sign me up for the job, that's for sure!
 

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Shame on anyone taking the time to type up a serious response to this shit. Get a hold of yourself.
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