Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to tell you a story. Its a story about standing up for what you believe in, a story about following your dreams. A story about rKoRockz.
July 13th 1991 was a sticky, humid day. The kind of day where even sitting still makes you feel like you've been exercising for an hour. Oh yes, it was an unpleasant day folks. However soon things would begin to look up. In a sweaty, scream filled delivery room, a boy was born to a delighted yet exhausted couple. This boy is the one we all know as rKoRockz.
rKoRockz had a fairly normal childhood. The usual cuts, scrapes and bruises. But at about 8 years old his family and teachers noticed that rKoRockz was a a little bit slower than the rest of the kids.
This of course was cause for a trip to their family doctor. After extensive examination the doctor determined that rKorockz had suffered mild brain damage as a younger child stemming from an incident involving an errant toothpick and a dare from a friend. Never the less, the toothpick was lodged in his brain unoperable due to its positioning. (No, not even House coulda done this one.)
From then on rKoRockz went on blissfully unaware of his condition and the fact that the doctor had more or less condemned him to a life of mediocrity.
As his 16th birthday approached his parents feared that the time to inform him of his condition had come. So after his party he came home and his parents sat him down and told him the sad, sad truth. They told him that he was dumb, slow, and very unlikely to succeed in anything he did.
rKoRockz was very upset about this and vowed to his parents that he would prove to them somehow that he could be a success. He racked his brains and finally in January 2008 his opportunity came knocking.
He logged on the Impact Wrestling Forums and saw that one Wrestling Station had been banned from the forums for an undetermined length of time. rKoRockz was incensed! He had to do something and save WS from this fate worse than death!
He stepped up to the plate, threw down the gauntlet, and called out the administrators on their heinous actions. He took them to task and did his very best to make them see that they were being unfair and tyrannical. He fought and he fought until one day Monkeystyle, the most evil and sinister administrator of them all told him that he was fighting a losing battle. They clashed with words over days, it was an epic struggle that tired young rKoRockz, but didn't even seem to faze the earnest Monkeystyle who was cutting and piercing with his jibes and barbs with each new post. rKoRockz made one final offensive against Monkeystyle. He attempted to use the "rules" against Monkeystyle. However he didn't realise that Monkeystyle really didn't care about the rules as he basically makes them up as he goes along and rKoRockz' last gasp attempt at glory failed and the light of hope extinguished for rKoRockz once again.
The moral of this story is this folks, even though rKoRockz tried and lost he's still a douchebag for getting his panties in a twist over somebody he didn't even know getting banned from an internet message board. GTFO.
