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Roleplay here for the Tag Team Match featuring Tony Valentino & David Vegas vs. Red Shield Mafia.
MNM#8 - Tag Team Match - Tony Valentino & David Vegas vs. Red Shield Mafia
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*Scene Opens As The Red Shield Mafia Backstage Right After The Uprise Of The Agency And Return Of David Vegas, Nero Is Knocking Over Furniture And Mannie Is Punching The Concrete Wall*
(Suddenly Damien Walker Tells Them Too Pack Their Gear Up)
DW: Listen Damn It, Mannie You Was On Fire You Had The Match Of The Night! But We Got Screwed If Wasn't For The Referee Tripping You In Mid Air During Swagg Surfin We Would Have Won!
(Crowd Boos Loudly As They Think Of The Sheer Sarcasm, Because Mannie Was Not That Close Too The Referee)
DW: That Son Of A B*&$#(Bleeped), Mr.Gold Tried Too Out-Smart Me! I Had Everything Under Control Until That Bastard, VEGAS SUCKER PUNCHED US FROM BEHIND!
(Mannie Stops His Fury On The Wall, And Tells DW Too Calm Down)
Mannie: Yo DW, Dude Chill Your Gonna Have A Stroke Worrying About About These Loser!, There Nothing But Jersey Shore Wannabes!
(Crowd Cheers In Anger By Shouting..Red Shield Losers..... Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap In Repetition, Mannie And Nero Seemly Get Pissed As DW Covers Their Ears)
DW: Don't Listen Too Them Guys, The Bastards Are Jealous! You Hear Me All People In This Arena Are Nothing But Garbage..Pure Garbage!
(Crowd Starts Another Cheer, AGENCY..AGENCY)
DW: You Want Too Talk About Your Heroes The Agency, Well I Got News For You! Their In It For The Money Thats Right..Money! But What You People Fell Too Realize Is That Man-Enough Too Admit It, Un-Like Them But When Monday Comes, We Going Too 5 Steps Ahead And They'll Be 10 Steps Behind In The Chess Game! (Big Laughs)
(Nero Steps In front On The Camera, And Taps The Microphone Signifying He Wants His Respect, They Boo)
Nero: Listen Coming Into MNM And Too Explain Where I Was......(Crowds Gets Louder But He Pauses And Crosses His Arms)...I Can Wait All Night (They Start Chanting FU(% You Nero), I Been Over Back In Europe Handling Business Getting The Red Shield Mafia Name Out, And I Been Training Against Some The World's Elite! See The RSM Has Some The Best Wrestler's In The World And When MNM Happens You'll Find Out About Who And What I'm Talking About! Vegas You Want Too Try Get In This Match I Invite You Just Know, Imma Get A Piece Of Mr.Gold..YOU HEAR ME GOLD! IMMA KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU GET CLOSE TOO ME! MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM FEBRUARY 22ND THE RED SHIELD MAFIA IS GONNA DOMINATE! NOW SCHEDULE THAT!
(The RSM Gathers Until The Camera Man Is Suddenly Knocked Out Over By A Shadowing Figure And All The Crowd Can See In The Camera Showing His White Wrestling Boots) And Only Hearing His Voice (Deep And Raspy) We Want This SH!+ Forever!
*Camera Fades And All Four Of Them Laugh)
(Suddenly Damien Walker Tells Them Too Pack Their Gear Up)
DW: Listen Damn It, Mannie You Was On Fire You Had The Match Of The Night! But We Got Screwed If Wasn't For The Referee Tripping You In Mid Air During Swagg Surfin We Would Have Won!
(Crowd Boos Loudly As They Think Of The Sheer Sarcasm, Because Mannie Was Not That Close Too The Referee)
DW: That Son Of A B*&$#(Bleeped), Mr.Gold Tried Too Out-Smart Me! I Had Everything Under Control Until That Bastard, VEGAS SUCKER PUNCHED US FROM BEHIND!
(Mannie Stops His Fury On The Wall, And Tells DW Too Calm Down)
Mannie: Yo DW, Dude Chill Your Gonna Have A Stroke Worrying About About These Loser!, There Nothing But Jersey Shore Wannabes!
(Crowd Cheers In Anger By Shouting..Red Shield Losers..... Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap In Repetition, Mannie And Nero Seemly Get Pissed As DW Covers Their Ears)
DW: Don't Listen Too Them Guys, The Bastards Are Jealous! You Hear Me All People In This Arena Are Nothing But Garbage..Pure Garbage!
(Crowd Starts Another Cheer, AGENCY..AGENCY)
DW: You Want Too Talk About Your Heroes The Agency, Well I Got News For You! Their In It For The Money Thats Right..Money! But What You People Fell Too Realize Is That Man-Enough Too Admit It, Un-Like Them But When Monday Comes, We Going Too 5 Steps Ahead And They'll Be 10 Steps Behind In The Chess Game! (Big Laughs)
(Nero Steps In front On The Camera, And Taps The Microphone Signifying He Wants His Respect, They Boo)
Nero: Listen Coming Into MNM And Too Explain Where I Was......(Crowds Gets Louder But He Pauses And Crosses His Arms)...I Can Wait All Night (They Start Chanting FU(% You Nero), I Been Over Back In Europe Handling Business Getting The Red Shield Mafia Name Out, And I Been Training Against Some The World's Elite! See The RSM Has Some The Best Wrestler's In The World And When MNM Happens You'll Find Out About Who And What I'm Talking About! Vegas You Want Too Try Get In This Match I Invite You Just Know, Imma Get A Piece Of Mr.Gold..YOU HEAR ME GOLD! IMMA KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU GET CLOSE TOO ME! MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM FEBRUARY 22ND THE RED SHIELD MAFIA IS GONNA DOMINATE! NOW SCHEDULE THAT!
(The RSM Gathers Until The Camera Man Is Suddenly Knocked Out Over By A Shadowing Figure And All The Crowd Can See In The Camera Showing His White Wrestling Boots) And Only Hearing His Voice (Deep And Raspy) We Want This SH!+ Forever!
*Camera Fades And All Four Of Them Laugh)
(The scene opens to Tony Valentino and Mr.Gold sitting in the back of a limo. They are joined by the newly returned David Vegas, as well as 3 gorgeous women. Valentino has both arms around two of the women, while the third young lady is whispering in David Vegas' ear. Mr Gold is sitting farther down, his cell phone to his ear)
Gold: Yes honey, I'll be home in a few hours. I'm out with some clients, we're discussing future business plans....No, I'm not out partying with Tony. I...
(Vegas opens the mini-bar and reaches for the champagne. The loud popping of the bottle startles the girls before giggling loudly and blows Mr.Gold's cover. He stares briefly at Vegas before trying to smooth things over with his wife on the phone)
Gold: Babe, it's only a few drinks. We're celebrating the beginning of a dynasty! Babe? Hello? Hello?
(Gold angrily flips his phone closed and sighs. He hides his phone back in his coat pocket)
Vegas: This is the life! Sorry about the wife there, Goldie. My bad.
Gold: Eh, don't worry about. Looks like another month of marraige counseling, thats all...
Vegas: Maybe you should just cut the chick loose. I'm sure Tony will give you one of his girls...
Gold: We've been married for 12 years, I'm not going to just "cut the chick loose."
Valentino: Guys, lets not ruin a great night. I mean seriously, look at us. Beautiful women, drinking bubbly, successfull career..this is what its all about.
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
Gold: Well on that note, pour me a glass Dave
(Vegas pours champagne for everyone and they all toast)
Valentino: So, how do you feel Vegas? You ready for Monday night?
Vegas: It feels good to be back! I've been ready Tony, I'm long over due. When I first started my career in the IWF, I had a few distractions that kept me from title contention. I had a few people who I thought were my friends get into my head, which ultimately lead me to my retirement. But I've had a few years to sit back and get my head straight. I've experienced life after wrestling and I'll tell you this, I've never been more ready to return to the ring than I am now. I see my "good buddy" Montana is now the GM. Wow, have times changed. I see James Kash and RJC Cool are still around. Besides my brother, there are alot of new faces around here, which is cool. I don't expect anyone to know who I am. I'm not going to sit here and give anyone a history lesson, I'd rather just do that in the ring if you know what I'm saying.
Valentino: Well I'm glad to hear that bro. Check it out, we got those Red Shield punks this Monday. I'm glad you had my back last week. I can't wait to see what we can do as a team.
Vegas: Yeah I was supposed to get back with Goldie last month, but you know how things go sometimes.
Valentino: Well you showed up at the right time. Dom has alot of things going on right now with Jay Raven and Nic Stone, so it's a good thing you showed up when you did. I have a good feeling about our crew right now. I really think we have what it takes to take over the IWF. It's just sick to think about.
Vegas: So whats up with this Mannie guy? What's his deal?
Valentino: Well, to sum it all up. He's just another young blunt smoking kid who idolizes Lil' Wayne. You heard his saying right? He wants it forever. What does he want? Because I can give him a beatdown again and again, thats not a problem. If he wants that forever, then I'll see what I can do. Afterall, I have other things to do than smack Mannie and his boys around forever.
Speaking of his boys, how many time do i have to knock Diamante, or whatever his name is, around. You would think that Valentino versus Valentine would be a great matchup. Too bad this guy can't fight his way out of a paper bag. Although, I can't hate on him too much. Vegas, have you seen his ex-wife? She's fiiiiine!
Vegas: Hmm..EX-wife? There you go Tony, you got a shot.
Valentino: Please, bro...I'm Tony Valentino. I ALWAYS have a shot.
(Valentino looks at both his girls and smiles. They giggle and simultaneously kiss him on the cheek)
Gold: I don't know if you should be talking about his wife man. Did you hear him threaten me? He threatened to go after ME!!
Vegas: Relax there Goldie. Nobody is going to lay a hand on you while me if me and Tony Boy have anything to do with it.
Valentino: Tony Boy? I like it.
Vegas: Yeah, I thought you would. But like I was saying, you just let us handle the big bad "Red Shield Mafia". They've already gotten a taste of The Agency, now we're going to turn up the heat a little bit.
Gold: You guys take care of Mannie and his boy. If Damien Walker wants to get involved I got your backs. I can take him.
Vegas: Whether you can take him or not is irrelevant. The main thing is we have to put The Agency on the map. First things first, we take out Red Shield Mafia. Thats our main concern right now. Tony Valentino has a bright future here, like I once had, and I'm going to do everything possible to get us some gold around our waist.
Valentino: Soon we'll have something else to celebrate. A CHAMPIONSHIP!
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
(They raise their glasses again and toast to a future championship. Vegas downs his drink quickly as Valentino continues to flirt with his two dates. Mr Gold attempts to apologize to his wife and get out of going to another month of marriage counseling)
Gold: Yes honey, I'll be home in a few hours. I'm out with some clients, we're discussing future business plans....No, I'm not out partying with Tony. I...
(Vegas opens the mini-bar and reaches for the champagne. The loud popping of the bottle startles the girls before giggling loudly and blows Mr.Gold's cover. He stares briefly at Vegas before trying to smooth things over with his wife on the phone)
Gold: Babe, it's only a few drinks. We're celebrating the beginning of a dynasty! Babe? Hello? Hello?
(Gold angrily flips his phone closed and sighs. He hides his phone back in his coat pocket)
Vegas: This is the life! Sorry about the wife there, Goldie. My bad.
Gold: Eh, don't worry about. Looks like another month of marraige counseling, thats all...
Vegas: Maybe you should just cut the chick loose. I'm sure Tony will give you one of his girls...
Gold: We've been married for 12 years, I'm not going to just "cut the chick loose."
Valentino: Guys, lets not ruin a great night. I mean seriously, look at us. Beautiful women, drinking bubbly, successfull career..this is what its all about.
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
Gold: Well on that note, pour me a glass Dave
(Vegas pours champagne for everyone and they all toast)
Valentino: So, how do you feel Vegas? You ready for Monday night?
Vegas: It feels good to be back! I've been ready Tony, I'm long over due. When I first started my career in the IWF, I had a few distractions that kept me from title contention. I had a few people who I thought were my friends get into my head, which ultimately lead me to my retirement. But I've had a few years to sit back and get my head straight. I've experienced life after wrestling and I'll tell you this, I've never been more ready to return to the ring than I am now. I see my "good buddy" Montana is now the GM. Wow, have times changed. I see James Kash and RJC Cool are still around. Besides my brother, there are alot of new faces around here, which is cool. I don't expect anyone to know who I am. I'm not going to sit here and give anyone a history lesson, I'd rather just do that in the ring if you know what I'm saying.
Valentino: Well I'm glad to hear that bro. Check it out, we got those Red Shield punks this Monday. I'm glad you had my back last week. I can't wait to see what we can do as a team.
Vegas: Yeah I was supposed to get back with Goldie last month, but you know how things go sometimes.
Valentino: Well you showed up at the right time. Dom has alot of things going on right now with Jay Raven and Nic Stone, so it's a good thing you showed up when you did. I have a good feeling about our crew right now. I really think we have what it takes to take over the IWF. It's just sick to think about.
Vegas: So whats up with this Mannie guy? What's his deal?
Valentino: Well, to sum it all up. He's just another young blunt smoking kid who idolizes Lil' Wayne. You heard his saying right? He wants it forever. What does he want? Because I can give him a beatdown again and again, thats not a problem. If he wants that forever, then I'll see what I can do. Afterall, I have other things to do than smack Mannie and his boys around forever.
Speaking of his boys, how many time do i have to knock Diamante, or whatever his name is, around. You would think that Valentino versus Valentine would be a great matchup. Too bad this guy can't fight his way out of a paper bag. Although, I can't hate on him too much. Vegas, have you seen his ex-wife? She's fiiiiine!
Vegas: Hmm..EX-wife? There you go Tony, you got a shot.
Valentino: Please, bro...I'm Tony Valentino. I ALWAYS have a shot.
(Valentino looks at both his girls and smiles. They giggle and simultaneously kiss him on the cheek)
Gold: I don't know if you should be talking about his wife man. Did you hear him threaten me? He threatened to go after ME!!
Vegas: Relax there Goldie. Nobody is going to lay a hand on you while me if me and Tony Boy have anything to do with it.
Valentino: Tony Boy? I like it.
Vegas: Yeah, I thought you would. But like I was saying, you just let us handle the big bad "Red Shield Mafia". They've already gotten a taste of The Agency, now we're going to turn up the heat a little bit.
Gold: You guys take care of Mannie and his boy. If Damien Walker wants to get involved I got your backs. I can take him.
Vegas: Whether you can take him or not is irrelevant. The main thing is we have to put The Agency on the map. First things first, we take out Red Shield Mafia. Thats our main concern right now. Tony Valentino has a bright future here, like I once had, and I'm going to do everything possible to get us some gold around our waist.
Valentino: Soon we'll have something else to celebrate. A CHAMPIONSHIP!
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
(They raise their glasses again and toast to a future championship. Vegas downs his drink quickly as Valentino continues to flirt with his two dates. Mr Gold attempts to apologize to his wife and get out of going to another month of marriage counseling)
Red Shield Destiny
*The Opens In The RSM DOJO, Mannie/Nero Are Being Pushed Too Their Limits They Have Been Locked In The Gym Since Monday And Seem It's Only Going Too Longer Until The 22nd! They Are Mentally Drained And Physically Are In Peak Condition*
(Mannie Loading His Weights On His Bench Press And It Seems About 220 lbs, And Nero Is Doing Repeated Handstand Push Up's On A Guardrail)
DW: Lift Mannie......Push Up Nero, Maybe It's Time For You Guys Too See What You Opponent Think About You (Inserts DVD And Replays Segments From The Agency)
Highlights
Vegas: So whats up with this Mannie guy? What's his deal?
Valentino: Well, to sum it all up. He's just another young blunt smoking kid who idolizes Lil' Wayne. You heard his saying right? He wants it forever. What does he want? Because I can give him a beatdown again and again, thats not a problem. If he wants that forever, then I'll see what I can do. Afterall, I have other things to do than smack Mannie and his boys around forever.
Speaking of his boys, how many time do i have to knock Diamante, or whatever his name is, around. You would think that Valentino versus Valentine would be a great matchup. Too bad this guy can't fight his way out of a paper bag. Although, I can't hate on him too much. Vegas, have you seen his ex-wife? She's fiiiiine!
Vegas: Hmm..EX-wife? There you go Tony, you got a shot.
Valentino: Please, bro...I'm Tony Valentino. I ALWAYS have a shot.
(Valentino looks at both his girls and smiles. They giggle and simultaneously kiss him on the cheek)
Gold: I don't know if you should be talking about his wife man. Did you hear him threaten me? He threatened to go after ME!!
Vegas: Relax there Goldie. Nobody is going to lay a hand on you while me if me and Tony Boy have anything to do with it.
Valentino: Tony Boy? I like it.
Vegas: Yeah, I thought you would. But like I was saying, you just let us handle the big bad "Red Shield Mafia". They've already gotten a taste of The Agency, now we're going to turn up the heat a little bit.
Gold: You guys take care of Mannie and his boy. If Damien Walker wants to get involved I got your backs. I can take him.
Vegas: Whether you can take him or not is irrelevant. The main thing is we have to put The Agency on the map. First things first, we take out Red Shield Mafia. Thats our main concern right now. Tony Valentino has a bright future here, like I once had, and I'm going to do everything possible to get us some gold around our waist.
Valentino: Soon we'll have something else to celebrate. A CHAMPIONSHIP!
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
(Mannie And Nero Seems Too Be Steaming As They Kick The T.V. Screen And Smash It With Foot Stomps)
DW: That Right Use That Anger Let It Build! Because When It Does Imma Turn You Loose On Them! (Smirks)
(Mannie Is Anxious Too Talk And Seems Too Be Breathing Hard)
Mannie: (Looks Into The Camera And Points) You Sons Of Bitches, I Hate Everything Single Thing About You, Your Like An Groupie That Follows State Too State! That Wants Too Be In The RSM Spotlight As A Matter Of Fact, It's Worst Than That You Tried Too Come Into This Sport.....I'm Talking About You Valentino (With Your Fake Movie Lifestyle, I've Done Research Does So Called Women, You Had In Your Limo Are Nothing But Escorts That Mister Gold Hired Too Make Your So Called "Image" Look Great But Too Be Honest, It Pathetic And Seems Only Fitting That It Would Be Like That, You Think Because A WWE Smackdown Vs Raw Video Game Every Year.....That You Think You Can Steal Moves And Learn Them From The Game And Then Expect Too Train Yourself By Using Career Mode, Well I Got News For YOU! This Ain't No Video Game, There Ain't No Off Button, And There Ain't No Damn Restart, Hell I Give You Credit! I Made A Mistake In The Ring I Missed A Move But, Like A True Athlete I Bouncing Back I'm Guessing Your Used Too Make Belief/Comedy Since Your Last Flick Was A Straight To DVD Release!
(Picks Cell Phone Starts Mocking A Mr.Gold Conversation)
Hello....Hello Yes It's Me Mr.Gold, Yes William Shatner....Tony Can Be In The Movie Sure He Would Love Too Host...Family Feud With You In Europe For $220 Euros! Maybe He Can Even Try Too Act When He's Talking, And For A While Maybe He Can Maybe Learn Too Wrestle......(Makes Faces) Really I Mean He's Not That Horrible......I Bought SVR 10 This Year...Ya He's Going Too Be Creating Finishers For The Whole Agency!
(Tosses Cell Phone Too DW And Starts Too Focusing On The Rest Of The Agency)
You Know It's All Jokes With People Like You, So Go Ahead And Respond Too This But All It's Going Too Be Is The Same Ole Sh&$!.... Hey Heres A Company I'll Know You Fit Into Vegas Call TNA Mobile And Reply Too Jeremy Borash Tweets, And Maybe If You Call In Bubba Love Sponge, Maybe Than You Can Debut Like All These Other, FU(&!ng Has-Beens, That Right VEGAS YOU A HAS-BEEN, WHY BECAUSE YOU CAME INTO THE IWF EXPECTING GLORY AND YOUR TRYING TOO TAKE MY SPOT WELL I GOT NEWS OLD MAN, THIS AIN'T THE OLD IWF OR IWE... THIS IS THE NEW IWF AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE WORLD IS MINE AND THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE REVOLVES AROUND THE RSM, MY NAME IS YOUNG MANNIE AND IMMA DROP THE WORLD ON YA DAMN HEAD!
(Mannie Walks Too The Background Grabbing A Gallon Size Gatorade And Towel, As Nero Steps Into The Lime Light Swiftly Adjust Hair In A Ponytail)
Nero: Damn It Mannie...How Do I Follow That Maybe With Something Like This......(Nero Holds Up A Picture Of The Agency Posing In The Ring, And He Stomps On It And Breaks The Glass And Picks A Piece Up) YOU SEE THE ANGER IN MY EYES...CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THIS (The Camera Zooms Into The Glass) THIS NOTHING BUT BREAKABLE, YOU NEARLY ALREADY BROKEN BUT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT YET.... MAYBE YOUR RIGHT VALENTINO, MAYBE YOU HAVE A SHOT AT MY EX WIFE BUT MAYBE YOU CAN PAY THESE ALIMONY BILLS I GET A MONTH! (Holds Papers) OR MAYBE YOUR GONNA WIN AGAINST ME AND MANNIE, BUT YOU SEE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE AND IT'S NOT GOING TOO HAPPEN BECAUSE FEB 22ND YOU ASK WHAT WE WANT FOREVER IT TELL YOU SIMPLY, IT WRESTLING AND YOU FOLKS CAN SIMPLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WHEN I DRIVE YOUR ASS FOR A 3 COUNT...(Takes His Breathe In) Because Maybe Just Maybe We Won't Win Agaisnt You But We Will.....Why....We Have Nothing Too Lose But Everything Too Gain And That What I Call Wanting This SH!+ FOREVER! (Breathes Heavily And Storming Off As Well)
(DW Smirks And Looks Around As Gets In The Camera Face)
DW: Can You Feel The Hype Gold.......Because Mannie Wants Vegas, Nero Wants Valentine.....So That Leaves I'm Thinking Just You Well Imma Do Exactly What I Promised And Drop You Like A Bad Habit And Your Stomp Your Phone And Then Kick You Out Of This Business What And For All....And Oh I Almost Forgot "Domo" Pay Close Attention Backstage On Your Monitor Because If Your Thinking About Trying Too Help In Anyway..I Mean Before-During-Post Match, I Have A "ROYAL" Solution Too That Problem
(DW Laughs Hard And Then Blows His Whistle Pointing At The Screen)
*Camera Feed Blacks Out*
(Mannie Loading His Weights On His Bench Press And It Seems About 220 lbs, And Nero Is Doing Repeated Handstand Push Up's On A Guardrail)
DW: Lift Mannie......Push Up Nero, Maybe It's Time For You Guys Too See What You Opponent Think About You (Inserts DVD And Replays Segments From The Agency)
Highlights
Vegas: So whats up with this Mannie guy? What's his deal?
Valentino: Well, to sum it all up. He's just another young blunt smoking kid who idolizes Lil' Wayne. You heard his saying right? He wants it forever. What does he want? Because I can give him a beatdown again and again, thats not a problem. If he wants that forever, then I'll see what I can do. Afterall, I have other things to do than smack Mannie and his boys around forever.
Speaking of his boys, how many time do i have to knock Diamante, or whatever his name is, around. You would think that Valentino versus Valentine would be a great matchup. Too bad this guy can't fight his way out of a paper bag. Although, I can't hate on him too much. Vegas, have you seen his ex-wife? She's fiiiiine!
Vegas: Hmm..EX-wife? There you go Tony, you got a shot.
Valentino: Please, bro...I'm Tony Valentino. I ALWAYS have a shot.
(Valentino looks at both his girls and smiles. They giggle and simultaneously kiss him on the cheek)
Gold: I don't know if you should be talking about his wife man. Did you hear him threaten me? He threatened to go after ME!!
Vegas: Relax there Goldie. Nobody is going to lay a hand on you while me if me and Tony Boy have anything to do with it.
Valentino: Tony Boy? I like it.
Vegas: Yeah, I thought you would. But like I was saying, you just let us handle the big bad "Red Shield Mafia". They've already gotten a taste of The Agency, now we're going to turn up the heat a little bit.
Gold: You guys take care of Mannie and his boy. If Damien Walker wants to get involved I got your backs. I can take him.
Vegas: Whether you can take him or not is irrelevant. The main thing is we have to put The Agency on the map. First things first, we take out Red Shield Mafia. Thats our main concern right now. Tony Valentino has a bright future here, like I once had, and I'm going to do everything possible to get us some gold around our waist.
Valentino: Soon we'll have something else to celebrate. A CHAMPIONSHIP!
Vegas: I'll drink to that!
(Mannie And Nero Seems Too Be Steaming As They Kick The T.V. Screen And Smash It With Foot Stomps)
DW: That Right Use That Anger Let It Build! Because When It Does Imma Turn You Loose On Them! (Smirks)
(Mannie Is Anxious Too Talk And Seems Too Be Breathing Hard)
Mannie: (Looks Into The Camera And Points) You Sons Of Bitches, I Hate Everything Single Thing About You, Your Like An Groupie That Follows State Too State! That Wants Too Be In The RSM Spotlight As A Matter Of Fact, It's Worst Than That You Tried Too Come Into This Sport.....I'm Talking About You Valentino (With Your Fake Movie Lifestyle, I've Done Research Does So Called Women, You Had In Your Limo Are Nothing But Escorts That Mister Gold Hired Too Make Your So Called "Image" Look Great But Too Be Honest, It Pathetic And Seems Only Fitting That It Would Be Like That, You Think Because A WWE Smackdown Vs Raw Video Game Every Year.....That You Think You Can Steal Moves And Learn Them From The Game And Then Expect Too Train Yourself By Using Career Mode, Well I Got News For YOU! This Ain't No Video Game, There Ain't No Off Button, And There Ain't No Damn Restart, Hell I Give You Credit! I Made A Mistake In The Ring I Missed A Move But, Like A True Athlete I Bouncing Back I'm Guessing Your Used Too Make Belief/Comedy Since Your Last Flick Was A Straight To DVD Release!
(Picks Cell Phone Starts Mocking A Mr.Gold Conversation)
Hello....Hello Yes It's Me Mr.Gold, Yes William Shatner....Tony Can Be In The Movie Sure He Would Love Too Host...Family Feud With You In Europe For $220 Euros! Maybe He Can Even Try Too Act When He's Talking, And For A While Maybe He Can Maybe Learn Too Wrestle......(Makes Faces) Really I Mean He's Not That Horrible......I Bought SVR 10 This Year...Ya He's Going Too Be Creating Finishers For The Whole Agency!
(Tosses Cell Phone Too DW And Starts Too Focusing On The Rest Of The Agency)
You Know It's All Jokes With People Like You, So Go Ahead And Respond Too This But All It's Going Too Be Is The Same Ole Sh&$!.... Hey Heres A Company I'll Know You Fit Into Vegas Call TNA Mobile And Reply Too Jeremy Borash Tweets, And Maybe If You Call In Bubba Love Sponge, Maybe Than You Can Debut Like All These Other, FU(&!ng Has-Beens, That Right VEGAS YOU A HAS-BEEN, WHY BECAUSE YOU CAME INTO THE IWF EXPECTING GLORY AND YOUR TRYING TOO TAKE MY SPOT WELL I GOT NEWS OLD MAN, THIS AIN'T THE OLD IWF OR IWE... THIS IS THE NEW IWF AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE WORLD IS MINE AND THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE REVOLVES AROUND THE RSM, MY NAME IS YOUNG MANNIE AND IMMA DROP THE WORLD ON YA DAMN HEAD!
(Mannie Walks Too The Background Grabbing A Gallon Size Gatorade And Towel, As Nero Steps Into The Lime Light Swiftly Adjust Hair In A Ponytail)
Nero: Damn It Mannie...How Do I Follow That Maybe With Something Like This......(Nero Holds Up A Picture Of The Agency Posing In The Ring, And He Stomps On It And Breaks The Glass And Picks A Piece Up) YOU SEE THE ANGER IN MY EYES...CAN YOU BELIEVE IN THIS (The Camera Zooms Into The Glass) THIS NOTHING BUT BREAKABLE, YOU NEARLY ALREADY BROKEN BUT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT YET.... MAYBE YOUR RIGHT VALENTINO, MAYBE YOU HAVE A SHOT AT MY EX WIFE BUT MAYBE YOU CAN PAY THESE ALIMONY BILLS I GET A MONTH! (Holds Papers) OR MAYBE YOUR GONNA WIN AGAINST ME AND MANNIE, BUT YOU SEE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE AND IT'S NOT GOING TOO HAPPEN BECAUSE FEB 22ND YOU ASK WHAT WE WANT FOREVER IT TELL YOU SIMPLY, IT WRESTLING AND YOU FOLKS CAN SIMPLY UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WHEN I DRIVE YOUR ASS FOR A 3 COUNT...(Takes His Breathe In) Because Maybe Just Maybe We Won't Win Agaisnt You But We Will.....Why....We Have Nothing Too Lose But Everything Too Gain And That What I Call Wanting This SH!+ FOREVER! (Breathes Heavily And Storming Off As Well)
(DW Smirks And Looks Around As Gets In The Camera Face)
DW: Can You Feel The Hype Gold.......Because Mannie Wants Vegas, Nero Wants Valentine.....So That Leaves I'm Thinking Just You Well Imma Do Exactly What I Promised And Drop You Like A Bad Habit And Your Stomp Your Phone And Then Kick You Out Of This Business What And For All....And Oh I Almost Forgot "Domo" Pay Close Attention Backstage On Your Monitor Because If Your Thinking About Trying Too Help In Anyway..I Mean Before-During-Post Match, I Have A "ROYAL" Solution Too That Problem
(DW Laughs Hard And Then Blows His Whistle Pointing At The Screen)
*Camera Feed Blacks Out*
(The Agency minus Devastating Dominick Aviles can be seen gathered around a large flat screen in the home of Tony Valentino. Mr. Gold is passed out on the couch, with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels laying across his chest. David Vegas and Tony Valentino are watching the latest footage from Young Mannie and his crew. They laugh uncontrollably at the television to the point where their faces both turn red)
Valentino: Oh.....my.....GOD!....Who are these jokers?
(Valentino continues to crack up. He grabs the remote and rewinds the video back to the beginning)
Vegas: No..No more! (laughing) Please, my sides can't take it anymore. It's just too funny.
Valentino: Honestly Vegas, I don't even know where to start with this one. You know what we need? We need a translator. Lets see if we can find someone "from the streets" to translate this because I just can't understand what anyone is talking about.
Vegas: Nevermind finding someone from the streets, try looking for someone in a special ed class to translate that mumbo jumbo.
Valentino: They must be training so hard their brain popped.
Vegas: Haha, look at the "intensity" in Mannies eyes. Ahaha...
Valentino: I think we hurt their feelings man. Look at them spazzing out, getting all upset. This is hilarious, I think I might wet myself.
(The two begin to calm down. Vegas wipes the tears away from his eyes from laughing so hard. Mr Gold picks his head up, his eyes barely open.He tries to speak but his slurrs are inaudible)
Gold: Brhmmmm dah..Wuhhz dhe?
(Vegas gives a confused look to Valentino, who then attempts to answer Mr.Gold)
Valentino: Umm..I dont speak drunk talk, but me and Vegas are just watching a couple of comedians, it's really funny. You gotta watch this.
(Mr.Gold gets up and staggers to a room out of sight)
Valentino: Ok, maybe later.
Vegas: I especially like the part where he threatens to drop the world on my head. What does that even mean!?!
Valentino: I'm telling you bro, we need to get a translator up in here to find out what these clowns are saying. It's like they have their own language or something.
Vegas: Quick, how many idiots do you know?
Valentino: Hmm..only idiots that come to mind are these idiots on the tv.
Vegas: How many retar...er, I mean "special" people do you know?
Valentino: (pauses to think) hmm..Again, Red Sheild Mafia are the only "special" people I know.
Vegas: Theres no way we're going to find out what their saying before Monday.
Valentino: I'm having second thoughts about this match bro. I mean, isn't it wrong for us to beat up a couple of ...you know..."special" people?
Vegas: Look at it this way, they are so un-educated and ignorant, that we may actually be beating some sense INTO them. Get it? We'll be doing them a favor. Consider it a good deed, or an act of kindness.
Valentino: I guess you have a point. It's not like we can give them brain damage or anything.
(Valentino looks again at the video footage)
Valentino: It looks like someone has already done that.
Vegas: Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol. These guys are a trip.
(Vegas begins to mock Young Mannie by changing his voice and facial expression)
Vegas: Hey who am I? Vegas You Has Been! I Gonna Kick You In The Butt! I Gonna Kick You In The Butt All The Time! I Gonna Smoke Me A Blunt And Drop The World On Your Butt!
(Valentino begins mocking "Nero")
Valentino: You See The Anger In My Eyeballs! (The camera zooms all the way in and back out) Maybe You Can Get With My Ex Wife! Maybe You Can Pay My Bills! Maybe You Can Beat Me Up! But Maybe I uhh....um...
(Vegas and Valentino begin laughing again)
Valentino: Seriously, what was with all the talk about some video game? Did you understand where he was going with that?
Vegas: I think he wants to play video games with me? I don't know. Like I said, I have no idea what this fool is saying half the time.
Valentino: Well believe it or not, the other guy is even dumber. "Maybe you will beat us but maybe not"...um...WHAT????? Bro, they need some help. Seriously.
(Vegas and Valentino rewind the video again and watch it from the start. For the fifth time the two crack up laughing. They can be heard mocking the three members of Red Sheild Mafia once again as the camera fades out)
Valentino: Oh.....my.....GOD!....Who are these jokers?
(Valentino continues to crack up. He grabs the remote and rewinds the video back to the beginning)
Vegas: No..No more! (laughing) Please, my sides can't take it anymore. It's just too funny.
Valentino: Honestly Vegas, I don't even know where to start with this one. You know what we need? We need a translator. Lets see if we can find someone "from the streets" to translate this because I just can't understand what anyone is talking about.
Vegas: Nevermind finding someone from the streets, try looking for someone in a special ed class to translate that mumbo jumbo.
Valentino: They must be training so hard their brain popped.
Vegas: Haha, look at the "intensity" in Mannies eyes. Ahaha...
Valentino: I think we hurt their feelings man. Look at them spazzing out, getting all upset. This is hilarious, I think I might wet myself.
(The two begin to calm down. Vegas wipes the tears away from his eyes from laughing so hard. Mr Gold picks his head up, his eyes barely open.He tries to speak but his slurrs are inaudible)
Gold: Brhmmmm dah..Wuhhz dhe?
(Vegas gives a confused look to Valentino, who then attempts to answer Mr.Gold)
Valentino: Umm..I dont speak drunk talk, but me and Vegas are just watching a couple of comedians, it's really funny. You gotta watch this.
(Mr.Gold gets up and staggers to a room out of sight)
Valentino: Ok, maybe later.
Vegas: I especially like the part where he threatens to drop the world on my head. What does that even mean!?!
Valentino: I'm telling you bro, we need to get a translator up in here to find out what these clowns are saying. It's like they have their own language or something.
Vegas: Quick, how many idiots do you know?
Valentino: Hmm..only idiots that come to mind are these idiots on the tv.
Vegas: How many retar...er, I mean "special" people do you know?
Valentino: (pauses to think) hmm..Again, Red Sheild Mafia are the only "special" people I know.
Vegas: Theres no way we're going to find out what their saying before Monday.
Valentino: I'm having second thoughts about this match bro. I mean, isn't it wrong for us to beat up a couple of ...you know..."special" people?
Vegas: Look at it this way, they are so un-educated and ignorant, that we may actually be beating some sense INTO them. Get it? We'll be doing them a favor. Consider it a good deed, or an act of kindness.
Valentino: I guess you have a point. It's not like we can give them brain damage or anything.
(Valentino looks again at the video footage)
Valentino: It looks like someone has already done that.
Vegas: Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol. These guys are a trip.
(Vegas begins to mock Young Mannie by changing his voice and facial expression)
Vegas: Hey who am I? Vegas You Has Been! I Gonna Kick You In The Butt! I Gonna Kick You In The Butt All The Time! I Gonna Smoke Me A Blunt And Drop The World On Your Butt!
(Valentino begins mocking "Nero")
Valentino: You See The Anger In My Eyeballs! (The camera zooms all the way in and back out) Maybe You Can Get With My Ex Wife! Maybe You Can Pay My Bills! Maybe You Can Beat Me Up! But Maybe I uhh....um...
(Vegas and Valentino begin laughing again)
Valentino: Seriously, what was with all the talk about some video game? Did you understand where he was going with that?
Vegas: I think he wants to play video games with me? I don't know. Like I said, I have no idea what this fool is saying half the time.
Valentino: Well believe it or not, the other guy is even dumber. "Maybe you will beat us but maybe not"...um...WHAT????? Bro, they need some help. Seriously.
(Vegas and Valentino rewind the video again and watch it from the start. For the fifth time the two crack up laughing. They can be heard mocking the three members of Red Sheild Mafia once again as the camera fades out)
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