MNM 5/10/10 Luke Hades vs Diamante Valentine
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In a Karate Dojo in south Texas, Luke Hades is seen punching and kicking at a dummy in a dark corner. Hades is wearing a navy blue Karate Gi and a black belt tied tightly around his waist. He swings a hard kick to the kidney of the dummy, sending the dummy into the wall. After hearing the crash, Hades turns around slowly and sees Carl Long followed by a cameraman. Carl Long swallows hard, then hesitates before speaking in a shaky tone.
Carl Long: Umm. Luke?
Long hesitates before speaking again when Hades puts his arm around Long as if he had known him for years.
Luke Hades: Hey Long! What's up man?
Confusion shows clearly in Long's face as he had not expected to be embraced in that manner.
Long: Nothing much...sir. I just want...um...to get an interview with you. About your match.
Hades shows a toothy grin as he strides over to the closest folded steel chairs. Hades grabs them and Long cringes as he opens them up.
Hades: Have a seat, would you?
Long: Yeah...sure.
Long walks over to the chair set up for him and sits down.
Long: Okay, Luke. Lets get this going. Diamante "Nero" Valentine has been grinding your gears. You and him have been in matches with each other through the weeks; and I want know how you feel about "Nero".
Hades looks into Long's eyes when he begins to speak.
Hades: Valentine has been, lets say, targeting me since my debut into IWF. I had nothing against him, I don't want to have anything against him; but he has been at my throat for no apparent reason. In all honesty, people don't like me due to my skill: like you were about to wet your pants coming up to me. They look at me and go, "He must beat up everybody." I don't want to have to destroy him with this:
He pulls his Bo Stick, nicknamed The Samurai, from out behind him. This action startles Long.
Hades: Whats wrong?
Long: Nothing, just...how did you just do that? I mean pull The Samurai from nowhere.
Hades: Just another one of my skills that make people scared of me.
Long: Wow. Just wow.
Hades: Anything else?
Long: No. No. I think we're done here. Gotta go get new pants.
Hades: What was that last part?
Long: Nothing.
Scene fades as Long stands up and tries to find the nearest bathroom.
Carl Long: Umm. Luke?
Long hesitates before speaking again when Hades puts his arm around Long as if he had known him for years.
Luke Hades: Hey Long! What's up man?
Confusion shows clearly in Long's face as he had not expected to be embraced in that manner.
Long: Nothing much...sir. I just want...um...to get an interview with you. About your match.
Hades shows a toothy grin as he strides over to the closest folded steel chairs. Hades grabs them and Long cringes as he opens them up.
Hades: Have a seat, would you?
Long: Yeah...sure.
Long walks over to the chair set up for him and sits down.
Long: Okay, Luke. Lets get this going. Diamante "Nero" Valentine has been grinding your gears. You and him have been in matches with each other through the weeks; and I want know how you feel about "Nero".
Hades looks into Long's eyes when he begins to speak.
Hades: Valentine has been, lets say, targeting me since my debut into IWF. I had nothing against him, I don't want to have anything against him; but he has been at my throat for no apparent reason. In all honesty, people don't like me due to my skill: like you were about to wet your pants coming up to me. They look at me and go, "He must beat up everybody." I don't want to have to destroy him with this:
He pulls his Bo Stick, nicknamed The Samurai, from out behind him. This action startles Long.
Hades: Whats wrong?
Long: Nothing, just...how did you just do that? I mean pull The Samurai from nowhere.
Hades: Just another one of my skills that make people scared of me.
Long: Wow. Just wow.
Hades: Anything else?
Long: No. No. I think we're done here. Gotta go get new pants.
Hades: What was that last part?
Long: Nothing.
Scene fades as Long stands up and tries to find the nearest bathroom.
*The Scene Opens As The Camera Cut On From Nero's Private Jet, Preparing Too Fly From An Airport In Boston! As He Is Flying Back Home From An IWF Houseshow, He Seems Too Be Comfortable Before Take-Off As He Is Wearing A "Hugh Hefner Robe" With Gucci Slippers On, And He's Being Rubbed By 2 Women As They Are Sitting On His Lap And He Finally Tells Them Too Leave As The Camera Catches His Attention!*
Nero: Ahhh Hello, I'm Believe It's Known Already I'm One The Most Richest Man In The Business! And One Of The Most Handsome! But Why Address The Already Public Knowledge, I'm Here And Bought You Into My Private Jet For One Reason Only! That Is Too Let The GOTR Know! Their Phonies, Their Liars, And Worst Of All Disgusting! I Wanna Shout Out JR Kingston For Bringing A Win Home Against "The Fat Bastard In APW"(Makes Face Of If He's About Too Vomit)! That Man Is So Replusive! But Onto IWF Business And My Opponent What His Name?
(Female In The Background Shouting Lude Hades, Nero Shakes His Head And Blows Her A Kiss)
Nero: Oh Yeah That Right! Duke Bailey That His Name! So You Asshole! You Wanna Make Senseless Comments On This Match! I Am Very Important Man, And "I'm A Big Deal" I Mean Why Should You Even Be Blesses With My GTOR, As If You In My Leauge! I'm 1/3 Of The Most Elite Faction/Stable Ever! And What Does IWF Keep Doing Too Its Most Precious Asset! It Put On The Lower Card Against Nobodies Like You! I Mean What Have You Done But Tried Too Make It On WWE With Your Own Talk Show! For The Last Few Years! And On Top Of That, Your Hair Dyed Job Really Leaves Me Too Think You, Have More Grey Hair Then Hillary Clinton Vagina! (Big Laugh) But Seriouly I've Done My Research And You Guys Including Bailey! Are Liars! I Know People In The WWE And You Sir! Only Got A Dark Match After They Couldn't Find Any Local Talent And Your So Called Manager Was Not Even In The Business Until A Few Monthes Ago, Whats Does Really Know About Wrestling! Maybe Sport Entertainment! But The RSM Does Not Sport Entertain Or Will Give Up Their Wrestling Ablities For A PG Rating! We Make 7 Figures In Two Of The Biggest Companies Today IWF/APW And What Have You Two Done But Jump On The Band-Wagon! It Seems Too Me You Not Taking What Ive Done In My Europe/American Career Serious, So Maybe You Should As My RSM Brother JR Saids And Google Me! Go Onto Enwikipedia! And Look Up Research! But It Won't Help T\Baiely! I'm 5 Times The Man You Thought You Could Be Your "Birth Mistake", And 10 Times The Wrestler You Could Dream Of! I Plan On Debuting My New Finsher "The Ego Trip" Agaisnt You And It Will Cripple Or I Shall I Just Put Kick Your Head Off For Good Measure! Etheir Way, Just Like Your Other Friends Your Going Down! It Aint Hard Too Tell But This Is Not Science Or Ripley's Believe Or Not! This The Red Shield Mafia And We..............
(Shakes Camera Up And Down As If It's Person Head Too Agree With What He About Too Say)
Nero: WE WANT THIS SHIT FOREVER! (Big Smirk)
*Scene Blackout As Nero Takes Off His Robe And Throws It On The Camera And You Can Hear Saying "Get The F*** Out" As The Plane Is Ready Too Take-Off*
Nero: Ahhh Hello, I'm Believe It's Known Already I'm One The Most Richest Man In The Business! And One Of The Most Handsome! But Why Address The Already Public Knowledge, I'm Here And Bought You Into My Private Jet For One Reason Only! That Is Too Let The GOTR Know! Their Phonies, Their Liars, And Worst Of All Disgusting! I Wanna Shout Out JR Kingston For Bringing A Win Home Against "The Fat Bastard In APW"(Makes Face Of If He's About Too Vomit)! That Man Is So Replusive! But Onto IWF Business And My Opponent What His Name?
(Female In The Background Shouting Lude Hades, Nero Shakes His Head And Blows Her A Kiss)
Nero: Oh Yeah That Right! Duke Bailey That His Name! So You Asshole! You Wanna Make Senseless Comments On This Match! I Am Very Important Man, And "I'm A Big Deal" I Mean Why Should You Even Be Blesses With My GTOR, As If You In My Leauge! I'm 1/3 Of The Most Elite Faction/Stable Ever! And What Does IWF Keep Doing Too Its Most Precious Asset! It Put On The Lower Card Against Nobodies Like You! I Mean What Have You Done But Tried Too Make It On WWE With Your Own Talk Show! For The Last Few Years! And On Top Of That, Your Hair Dyed Job Really Leaves Me Too Think You, Have More Grey Hair Then Hillary Clinton Vagina! (Big Laugh) But Seriouly I've Done My Research And You Guys Including Bailey! Are Liars! I Know People In The WWE And You Sir! Only Got A Dark Match After They Couldn't Find Any Local Talent And Your So Called Manager Was Not Even In The Business Until A Few Monthes Ago, Whats Does Really Know About Wrestling! Maybe Sport Entertainment! But The RSM Does Not Sport Entertain Or Will Give Up Their Wrestling Ablities For A PG Rating! We Make 7 Figures In Two Of The Biggest Companies Today IWF/APW And What Have You Two Done But Jump On The Band-Wagon! It Seems Too Me You Not Taking What Ive Done In My Europe/American Career Serious, So Maybe You Should As My RSM Brother JR Saids And Google Me! Go Onto Enwikipedia! And Look Up Research! But It Won't Help T\Baiely! I'm 5 Times The Man You Thought You Could Be Your "Birth Mistake", And 10 Times The Wrestler You Could Dream Of! I Plan On Debuting My New Finsher "The Ego Trip" Agaisnt You And It Will Cripple Or I Shall I Just Put Kick Your Head Off For Good Measure! Etheir Way, Just Like Your Other Friends Your Going Down! It Aint Hard Too Tell But This Is Not Science Or Ripley's Believe Or Not! This The Red Shield Mafia And We..............
(Shakes Camera Up And Down As If It's Person Head Too Agree With What He About Too Say)
Nero: WE WANT THIS SHIT FOREVER! (Big Smirk)
*Scene Blackout As Nero Takes Off His Robe And Throws It On The Camera And You Can Hear Saying "Get The F*** Out" As The Plane Is Ready Too Take-Off*
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