MIXED MARTIAL SMARKS: The Fire Pro SUPERCARD

[Gurryman]

Ted DiBiase and Mick Foley's Christmas themed battles have come and gone, and Will Ospreay has become the current holder of Santa's Sack. Now, it's time to do away with the dick jokes, and HIT each other in the dick, IN THE CAGE! Fire Pro goes MMA as you, yes, YOU, ya fuckin' smark, will participat in the most extreme, dangerous, and bloodthirsty card. Will you rise to the occasion? Or be a stepping stone for another's stairway to glory?

You know how this works. Select your fighter, weather it be an MMA fighters, a professional wrestler, alive or dead. I'd prefer if professional wrestlers had some kind of "MMA" to them, weather it's legit or not, like The Undertaker (WWE'S PUREST STRIKER Y'KNOW?) or Inoki. This won't be a tournament but rather a supercard with predictions.

KEN SHAMROCK (FOURTH)
KURT ANGLE (BLAZE)
ART JIMMERSEN (CHRIS)
NICK JACKSON (BUTTERS)
JOSH BARNETT (JVD)
JON MOXLEY (LOOCH)
GRIFFIN McCOY (TOP GUY TIME)
DAN "THE BEAST" SEVERN (NOSTRADAMUS)
VOLK HAN (SKY)
GEORGE ST-PIERRE (KAIRI HOHO)
SOKOUDJOU (HOLLY HOSS)
CM PUNK (MAX CASTORM)
TIMOTHY THATCHER (MITCHLETOE)
ANTONIO INOKI (ALEXA)
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[Marty McFourth]

Hell yeah Gurry, you know I'm in. Give me Ken Shamrock.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

 

[Chris]

Art one glove Jimmersen

 

[Butters]

it's time for redemption

 

[Comrade Khan]

gimme the WARMASTER JOSH BARNETT

 

[Death By Looch]

Well, in with

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Griffin McCoy is coming back!

 

[Nostradamus]

Dan "The Beast" Severn, please.

 

[Gurryman]

Entering Taz because I can, FTW.

 

[Apoho Creed]

I gotta go with my favorite MMA Fighter of All Time..

George St-Pierre.

 

[Hoss]

Lemme have Sokoudjou

 

[Storm Trooper]

CM Punk

 

[Gurryman]

Looks like a full card is set. Last call for any stragglers for sign ups.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Timothy Thatcher please