Michael Bay wants to direct a horror movie?!

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"I have a great fantasy - that I will probably make a reality - of directing my own self-financed horror movie. I love this genre so much because the movie is the star" - Michael Bay
Would you watch a horror movie directed by Michael Bay? LOL
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He made one, it was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The last reboot or whatever. It was pretty straight. Michael Bay is the fucking shit. Not everyone needs to be goddamn Fellini. Sometimes moves can be... fuck what's that word... FUN!
 

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Michael Bay is the fucking shit. Not everyone needs to be goddamn Fellini. Sometimes moves can be... fuck what's that word... FUN!

You have a point in principle but a misguided one as it applies to Micheal Bay. Not everything dumb is fun. Sometimes dumb is just dumb.
 

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I really don't know how to react to it. I can see him abusing bombs somehow, possibly like an alien type of horror movie or zombies near a power plant. I know he's not the best director, but I prefer to judge after results.
 

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Go away Bay. And take your special effects with you.
 

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If he self-financed it? Yes, absolutely.

If it was like any of the shit he has made lately? No. Im not interested in huge over the top fight scenes in a horror film.
 

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He made one, it was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The last reboot or whatever. It was pretty straight. Michael Bay is the fucking shit. Not everyone needs to be goddamn Fellini. Sometimes moves can be... fuck what's that word... FUN!

Well, he may have produced it. I never knew it was that one but I know he produced the Friday the 13th Reboot.

But this is where he wants to direct it himself and finance it...himself.
 

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It'd be an interesting take. He's definitely good at disorienting the audience, which is key in horror films. Now I kinda wish he does it and I hated Transformers
 

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I actually didn't mind the 3rd Transformers movie, but, I wont forgive him for raping Soundwave, the greatest transformer known to man. That shit is fucking unforgivable. Part 2 was dick. Part 1 was ok the first watch. Don't think I could ever watch it again, though.
 
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