Meltzer Report On Raw Opening

[Shadie T]

Monday’s RAW is scheduled to open up with Randy Orton addressing The Authority.

Read more: http://www.pwmania.com/opener-for-m...-announcement-video-great-khali#ixzz2poz6RJGB

 

[Stopspot]

No shit. Orton said it himself on Smackdown.

 

[catlady]

Randy Snorton! *clap clap* *clap clap clap*

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

sounds swell

 

[Brad.]

so thread worthy, Orton/Authority has only kicked off 80% of RAWs since Summerslam

 

[Snowman1]

These are starting to remind me of TNA in 2011, when you were compelled to turn on the show at 9:15 so you miss Immortal blabbing on about how great they are... And someone needs to be smacked for giving Orton and Del Rio more mic time than Ziggler and Sandow every week. SERIOUSLY. STOP GIVING THIS JACKASS THE MIC. :aries:

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

These are starting to remind me of TNA in 2011, when you were compelled to turn on the show at 9:15 so you miss Immortal blabbing on about how great they are... And someone needs to be smacked for giving Orton and Del Rio more mic time than Ziggler and Sandow every week. SERIOUSLY. STOP GIVING THIS JACKASS THE MIC. :aries:

my name is randy orton. this is my promo cutting voice. as you can see i am here to cut a promo. if I weren't cutting a promo I wouldn't be using my promo cutting voice. promo promo promo

 

[TheArabHammer]

my name is randy orton. this is my promo cutting voice. as you can see i am here to cut a promo. if I weren't cutting a promo I wouldn't be using my promo cutting voice. promo promo promo

many promo
such intense
wow

 

[Snowman1]

my name is randy orton. this is my promo cutting voice. as you can see i am here to cut a promo. if I weren't cutting a promo I wouldn't be using my promo cutting voice. promo promo promo

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

many promo
such intense
wow

I have a beard. and two championship belts. look at my six pack, glistening with baby oil. promo time, promo voice, this is my promo face. baby oil, end promo voice. exit stage rko

 

[TheArabHammer]

I have a beard. and two championship belts. look at my six pack, glistening with baby oil. promo time, promo voice, this is my promo face. baby oil, end promo voice. exit stage rko

That's why he's my favorite :yay:

 

[Nano]

Great idea to open the show... It's so obvious no one could've ever guessed that's what was going to happen...

 

[Testify]

"Report" hahahahaahha

 

[Danielson]

Nostradanielson Reports: he will be interrupted by John Cena

 

[Aids Johnson]

Nostradanielson Reports: he will be interrupted by John Cena

and the show will start in an unprecedented low ratings, moving from the opener to the first match, 25 minutes into Raw and after a 5 minute commercial AND a WWE network promo.