The Daredevil and The Maltese Falcon in…
“Ride or Die”
Egypt is hot, dry, and I’m sweaty - I hate it here. I’d rather be back with my wheely baby-girl on the tracks, but we don’t always get what we want. A tragedy of life that I have learned to live with. The hallways almost feel claustrophobic. I have been in these sorts of passages countless times, either before wrestling or before going on a race, but today especially feels heavy.
I have to find this guy. I don’t personally know him, which might add to the tension of the situation a bit. Then again, making acquaintances is one of the many reasons I came to be a part of this. So, suck it up, buttercup and go meet this guy, okay?
Okay.
I like to think that I’m an easy-going guy and all the hearsay tells me that the guy presented to me by the two-faced luck of the draw shares similar qualities to mine and I’m not just talking about our personality traits.
A stranger that’s about to be my tag team partner for the upcoming tournament. Uncle used to tell me that a stranger is someone you haven’t stepped on yet. Uncle is cut-throat like that. We don’t always see eye-to-eye, but I love him a lot.
So, my intentions do not lay with stepping on anybody. Ideally, I want to make this team work and win the Buddy Bowl. Wouldn’t that be very nice?
Guess I can always ask the man himself as I finally stand in front of his locker room door. Maybe I should stop and take a minute for myself before making a first impression. Uncle used to tell me that a first impression is the best opportunity to fool someone. Uncle is cut-throat like that. We don’t always see eye-to-eye, but I love him a lot.
Just vibes here. I don’t even knock on the door or anything, after figuring out the door is unlocked, I just invite myself in, which does not sound like the wisest move, but if we applied traditional wisdom to everything then the world would be a way more boring place.
Speaking of places, this locker room is not a happy place. As I look at the pair of eyes that stare back at me, I realize my entrance isn’t well-received. If I could read social cues better, maybe I would be able to tell if I turned his happy day upside down by just appearing or if he was already having a bad one in the first place.
I choose to believe the former of the two. I’m a good guy. No happy person can see me and immediately turn sour. Some people, however, can see me and look like they demand an explanation right now. Maybe demand is a strong word, but I just got that feel, you know? Vibes aren’t as immaculate as they should be.
“Yo,” I decided to introduce myself as I offered my hand. “Name’s Giunti. Alejandro Giunti,”
Even though the bewildered look in his eyes does not wane, Gerald Grayson decided to shake my hand anyway. No one can resist the charms of the Falcon, I do tell you.
“Mostly known as The Maltese Falcon around these parts,” I continued. Still, it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that Geraldo over here wants to know ‘why’ rather than ‘who’. Okay then, Mr. Unusually-Grumpy-Pants, I’ll tell you why.
“Don’t know if you know, but you look like you don’t know, so I’ll clue you in, mio fratello: You. Me. Buddy Bowl. Tag partners. Boom.” That should be the gist of it - and Gerald agrees! I can see his expression soften.
“Ah, yes. The Buddy Bowl,” See, he’s coming along nicely. “Nice to meet you.”
“Likewise!” I maintain my enthusiasm in the face of his relatively lower energy.
“Interesting approach you’ve gone with with your introduction. More sass, less tact,” He would be right to demand something like that from anyone else, but I always found it harder to digest advice like that, not going to lie.
“That’s what people always tell me,” I admit with a shrug. Carries an implied ‘and I don’t listen’ with it. Gerald probably picks upon that as well.
“I can tell,” he laughs. Yes, he laughs. We cool. We very very cool. “Apologies for the least enthusiastic reaction to your entrance, my mind’s elsewhere it seems.”
“We cool, we cool,” I reassure him. I sit on a bench, close to him but not that close. There’s a fine line in the unwritten rules of personal space that separates entering a private locker room uninvited and sitting very close to someone on a long bench.
That’s like going into a public restroom and taking the very next urinal that someone is using. Gross. That’s why I don’t use public restrooms. If you have enough money for it, then you should avoid those too.
“I’ve been a little pre-occupied even though I’ve just returned,” Gerald continues to explain himself. It’s okay, mate. Let it all out. I’m no therapist but I can look like one with the proper glasses and a turtleneck, maybe. So, let the waves of your problems wash upon my handsome shores. “Making a return, getting back into the full wrestling schedule, Death Walker and then some more. Couldn’t find the time to contact you or even look up what you really do after I got the message that I was partnering with a character from a 1940’s cop movie.”
I feel like I should be offended, but I’m really not? I’m a NGW guy, I arrive at the arena, deal with my cute boss’ shenanigans if she’s feeling extra frisky, beat up Johnny Johnson and then leave. Rinse and repeat. I don’t feel like other wrestlers are dying to follow what I do down at developmental, especially someone who had been away from the ring like Daredevil over here.
“We’ll have time to catch up,” I told him. It’s only natural to expect to spend a lot of time with my tag partner for the remainder of the tournament at least. “In a nutshell, you know my name. I’m also a NGW guy who signed up for the Buddy Bowl to get a feel for the main roster. I’m a high flyer. I like racing.”
“Racing?” Gerald is amused by our shared hobby. “Well, that’s interesting.”
“Indeed it is,” I just smirk now. “No pansy two wheels either, I race with proper four wheels.”
“We call those training wheels my friend, but whatever strikes your fancy.” Damn, he’s good.
“Anyway…” I try to recollect myself. “That’s what I do. I’m young, most people that watch me say that I have potential to be a great wrestler while my father says I don’t have potential, but that’s related to family business instead of wrestling, so you can just discard what my father says. I like long walks on the beach and love to have a good time. If you need someone who can drive your Daredevil to its Dare-st, then I’m your guy!”
I watch his expression again, his lips remain forming an amused smile.
“Solid pitch,” He shakes his head. “Not that you needed it. Whatever Jeremy Best used to choose tag team partners for this Buddy Bowl is set and we can’t change it. I appreciate it though.”
“And I appreciate you appreciating it.” I give him the finger guns. The vibes are, finally, immaculate. “So, as the more experienced member of this team, even though I really see experience as the death of creativity and experimentality, what do we do in the tournament?”
“I’m pretty certain not being able to plan is a part of the ‘randomized tag teams’ package, my friend,” Gerald tells me, tapping me on the shoulder. “So, we’ll just go there, win. Unless you really surprise me by being the type to think of every single possibility then I can safely tell you that… we have to get creative and experimental. So, as the more ‘creative’ and ‘experimental’ member of this team, what do you want to do?”
Damn, he’s good.
“We go out there. Do our thing. Let the chips fall where they may,” I tell him honestly. From my own research I do know that Gerald used to be in a tag team with a particular someone who is good at planning things out, but this is the hand that we are dealt with. “I’m no good at math, let alone the very specific topic of permutation, so who we face or who others team up with would be far from my esteemed expertise.”
Gerald approvingly wags his finger at me, but I can see that his eyes are glued in on his phone. The happy expression turns sour too as he’s probably reading a text message or something. At least I can only hope that it’s a text message. Social media rots your brain, man.
“Oh, come on,” I hear him say with an annoyed tone. The vibes were immaculate just a few seconds ago! Whoever is texting Gerald, I hope you’re real happy with yourself.
“One normal day is all I ask,” Bummer. Gerald is unhappy and complaining. Not to me, he is still staring at the screen. I’ve done nothing. I’m an innocent, law-abiding citizen. Though not a citizen of the country we are currently in or even the United States. Your boy’s a proud dual Maltese-Italian citizen.
You might’ve got it by now that I’m not really the sort who ponders over a decision for a long time. You might call it ‘reckless’ or ‘inconsiderate’ but I simply call it ‘fast decision reflexes.’. So, it should not surprise you in any shape or form that I immediately interject myself into the woes of my tag team partner. It is kinda my duty now, isn’t it? I’m not his wife or husband but I am something close to that.
“What’s going on, dude?” I ask as I lean in a bit further, making it clear that I am indeed privying. I would be playing hide-and-seek if stealth was my game, not wrestling. I will also neither confirm nor deny if I was trying to take a look at his phone, just use the context clues for that.
“Just… some Nephew business,” and now he looks truly reserved and withdrawn from me. I would be taken aback if I wasn’t a bit excited by the mention of the Nephews. Of course, Gerald was a part of that. I would assume, like most cases in professional wrestling, returning after an absence like Gerald’s would kind of reset your allegiances, but I suppose I was wrong.
“OOOoooohh!” I might come off as more excited than I intended to be. “The space-faring freakshow guys who I still have no clue what they are doing in a professional wrestling ring? Yeah, I know them!”
It’s not nice to say things like ‘freakshow’ when talking about someone’s group of friends, but I was under the impression that those were the sort who would embrace being called things like that rather than being offended by it. Judging by Gerald’s expression, I think I assumed wrong once again.
“It looks like I’m on clean-up duty once more,” I watch him get up from the bench and reach for his jacket. I follow suit. “It was nice meeting you, Falcon. Thanks for the company. We’ll talk about the tournament more in depth later, alright?” he tells me and I raise an eyebrow. Is he leaving just like that?
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.” I cut him off as I tried to follow him. “Come on, dawg, are you just leaving your new tag partner alone while you go do your thing?”
He seems surprised by the sheer mention of me questioning his lone ranger schtick. Does he always do that type of thing alone? ‘The clean-up duty’, I mean.
“I’m doing you a favor by not bringing you along, Falcon. I don’t think you would want to get involved in that… what was it that you called it? Freakshow?” He tells me and boy does he look offended by that term. I’ll apologize later, when we aren’t in the middle of something. “Unless you want to help me deal with a mysterious extraterrestrial being who bears a grudge against Nephews in the way of intense bike racing?”
The silence in the room is deafening. Gerald looks like he is evaluating what he just said and I just stare at him in awe. I open my eyes wide and have to make a weird noise to bring my Nephew partner back into boring reality.
“Alright, so you’re exactly the type of person who would want to get involved with that.” aaaand Geraldo finally figures out the obvious. “So, will you help?”
“Ride or die, amigo,” I give him the finger guns, then a thumbs up and I also wink for good measure. I considered giving him the puppy eyes too, but that combination would be simply too deadly for anyone to withstand and I need a living partner for the Buddy Bowl, not a corpse who got vaporized by the sheer charisma of the Maltese Falcon.
“Follow me,” he finally says. I’m in. “I’ll give you the details on the road.”
Egypt is still hot and dry. The heat goes through my helmet. I was born and raised in the Mediterranean as much as the next guy here but holy hell is this unbearable. I decided to glance over at Gerald, wondering if the furnace-levels of heat were getting to the man of the hour as well. Just like how I was checking on him, he frequently turned to check on me throughout our ride together. More frequently than I did, really. Gerald, my man, I understand your concerns and I do appreciate them, but come on man, no need to baby the Falcon here. I came here this far with you, haven’t I? We spent a solid 40 minutes on our bikes, maneuvering through the chaotic Cairo traffic, garnering an abundance of shouts and honks from passing cars and motorists alike. I don’t take much pleasure in riding a two-wheeler, but I also realize that going through this traffic with a car would be even worse.
Finally, Gerald signaled a left turn, lifting his helmet visor, casting a questioning look my way. God, if you are there, please just tell me that we have arrived. I need this so bad. I followed him and it seemed like my prayers were answered. We were approaching the stadium and it would not be the last time this week that we would visit this place together.
Anyway, I turned my gaze to Gerald and gave him a little nod to indicate that we’re here, to which he responded with a nod of his own. Taking a sharp left turn, we were now on stadium grounds. Here, about two dozen security guards were stationed at the entrance, standing in a line, eyes forward with an unwavering focus. I didn’t know what kind of ancient Egyptian drug they took but damn, did I want some as well.
Gerald brought his bike to a halt and deployed the kickstand. He did look concerned about the situation. I did the same, positioning myself a few feet behind him. Just blending in, acting as if I belonged. That’s what I do … maybe not best, but that’s what I do the most frequently.
Gerald approached the biggest dude out there and I respect that hustle a bit. Nobody would be surprised at seeing someone like that dude take on me or GiGi in the ring as a proper wrestler, really. I watched my tag partner snap his fingers in front of the security guard's face, but there was no response. Weird as hell.
He then shot me a worried glance, and I shrugged in return. Look, Gerald, you are the weird Nephew adventure man. You should be knowing what kind of freakshow this is better than I d-
Oh. ‘Freakshow’. Right. Not a nice word.
Eventually I decided to take a turn to attempt to gain the guard's attention by snapping my fingers in front of his face, but it was all in vain. This was some deep shit, I’m telling you.
"What kind of drug did they give to these guys?" I muttered. Gerald had his hand on his chin, deep in thought as he tried to make sense of the situation.
"I think I know what's going on," he finally said. "Based on the information Harry sent me about Cuenta, she possesses the power of compulsion. She probably compelled these security guards not to react."
"Brother I’m not going to lie to you, this is total follia." I replied, trying my damnedst best to see a light side in this. “At least they aren’t beaten up or something.”
"I guess so," Gerald conceded. "However, these people are aware they're being compelled. They want to move, but their brains won't allow them to, and that's going to take a toll on them! We need to deal with Cuenta as soon as possible."
"Let's not waste any time then!" I exclaimed. We quickly mounted our bikes as Gerald was on his phone again, probably securing the coordinates or something like that.
We went down a seemingly endless corridor, ultimately reaching the grand entrance of the Mokthtar El Tesh Stadium. From the outside, good venue. I watched the Egyptian national football team play here once, Mo Salah is a football god. My older brothers used to gush about Ronaldinho all the time and I only saw what they meant after watching Salah live. So, being here once again and even witnessing it up close and personal was giving me the absolute chills.
Ah, to be a football player and play here… but that’s not the life I chose. Football is my first love, but pro wrestling is my wife. And car racing is my mistress, but that’s not relevant to our discussion right now.
I looked around and I didn’t even have to imagine what the stadium would look like if it was packed with people. Because around the perimeter of the area that Gerald’s going to be racing, we could see a multitude of people circling around it in an oval shape. Over a thousand people, if I had to make a very crude estimate. Much like the compelled security guards at the entrance, these were innocent people under some form of influence. Or I thought so, why else would they be here?
A mysterious voice echoed, breaking the surreal moment. "Hola, sobrino Gerald y chico misterioso," the voice greeted.
I couldn't believe my eyes. Before Gerald and I stood a hunched, menacing figure, levitating above the ground, draped in a maroon tunic and robe.
And I didn’t even know they spoke Spanish in space.
With a beckoning gesture, the figure urged us closer.
"Is this a good idea?" I voiced my reservations to Gerald and I’m right to do so. This is not a good idea.
"That must be Cuenta," Gerald pointed out. Thank you El Capitano Obvioso.
"You don't say," I quipped, my annoyance being prevalent at this point. I got myself into some deep shit, that much was certain. I don’t pray often (except for the times that I do) but this got me reciting something already, not going to lie.
Without a moment's hesitation, Gerald advanced towards Cuenta, and I reluctantly followed suit.
"God damn it," I muttered as I trailed right behind him. Probably not a good look on me with such specific profanity right after praying to God for safety.
But here, there was no God. There was only the menacing space entity that controlled people and looked at Gerald as if she wanted to destroy him. I’m thankful that I have all that practice in sharp turns during my races because I would probably throw off right now.
Gerald brought his bike to a stop, positioning himself about 30 feet away from Cuenta. He lifted his helmet from his face and rested it on the seat of his bike. Meanwhile, I remained on my bike, prepared for a quick escape if the situation took a turn for the worse. Look, the Turks have a saying, ninety percent of being a man is knowing when and how to flee.
"Why are you here, Cuenta?" Gerald inquired of the mysterious figure.
"No eres con quien deseo hablar," Cuenta responded immediately. She’s not even using a universal translator or whatever Star Trek bullshit I would expect from a scenario like this.
Just plain Spanish.
Gerald turned his head, perplexed by her response. He took his phone out and activated an app, which I wanted to believe could be useful. It’s not like he’s going to take a picture of Cuenta and put it on Instagram.
I would probably do something like that, though.
"One more time?" Gerald questioned, leaning closer to Cuenta as if leaning forward would help him understand Cuenta more.
"¡No eres con quien deseo hablar!" Cuenta responded, this time with more intensity.
"Who do you wish to speak to? Maybe I can relay a message for you," Gerald suggested. I didn’t understand a lick of what was going on, but Gerald was playing this so cool, calm and collected.
Guess I can stay a bit more and watch.
"Deseo hablar con el tío y el resto de los sobrinos. Tienen lo que deseo. Tráemelos," Cuenta stated.
"You want to speak to the Nephews? That's not how it works, Cuenta. But hey, I'm here. Is there something we can discuss? Maybe we can reschedule, because as much as I'd like Uncle and the Nephews to deal with you, they're off on another planet handling some business," Gerald said casually.
"Humano tonto! ¿No entiendes el poder que poseo? Mira a tu alrededor. Tú y tu amiguito detrás de ti podrían terminar como estas personas que he alineado aquí," Cuenta shouted, causing me to wince at the shrillness of her voice.
I always wanted to learn Spanish but damn this space alien lady is making me reconsider that desire.
Before Gerald could respond, Cuenta closed the gap between us, leaving me frozen in place. In an instant, she was mere inches from my face.
If I write an auto-biography sometime down the line, I will explicitly write that it was a near-death experience. Exaggerating a bit, but it was what it felt like. Jesus Christ.
"Este chico que trajiste contigo está tan asustado que está congelado en su lugar. Ni siquiera tengo que obligarlo," Cuenta gloated, releasing a wicked laugh.
"What do you want from us, Cuenta? I can't just summon the Nephews whenever I please," Gerald asserted with determination. Go get her ass, my man.
"Por alguna razón, los poderes fácticos valoran lo que tienen algunos de los sobrinos. En mi poder tengo la mano de Harry. Estoy a la caza de souvenirs especiales que posea cada sobrino. Ahora que está aquí, déjeme decirle lo que deseo de usted, Sr. Daredevil. Codicio ese casco tuyo," Cuenta pointed at Gerald's helmet, placed on the seat of his bike.
"You want my helmet?" Gerald paused. I paused mentally as well. She just wanted … a helmet? "You damn well know I'm not going to hand over my helmet willingly, especially if it helps with your nefarious cause."
"Por supuesto que no. Pero ya que estás aquí, Gerald. Déjame proponerte algo. Como has visto, había alineado el estadio con personas en forma ovalada, muy parecida a una pista de carreras. Dado que eres un entusiasta de las motos, ¿qué tal si hacemos una carrera? Si ganas, no molestaré a los sobrinos hasta que estén a mi alcance. Pero si gano, renunciarás a ese casco tuyo, lo que hará que mi poción se vuelva aún más fuerte. ¿Qué dices?" Cuenta proposed.
I of course understood what she was saying. No, I didn’t. I hope she wasn’t rambling about western countries not willing to hold themselves accountable and finding out the reason for it next week on Fallout.
Concern radiated from my eyes as I looked at Gerald once more, still immobile at the sight of Cuenta standing mere feet from me. I felt utterly powerless, how could I now?
"You want to race me for my helmet? How do I know you'll uphold your end of the deal?" Gerald inquired.
"No lo harás. Esta es la propuesta que les he presentado. O lo aceptas o no lo aceptas. Necesito estos souvenirs para sobrino. Sin la presencia de los Sobrinos no puedo adquirir estos souvenirs. Entonces, en ese sentido, tienes la ventaja," Cuenta replied.
Gerald looked at me, searching for any advice, but all I could do was shrug helplessly, still frozen in place. Dude, if you have no idea, what do you want me to say? Get real for a minute.
“You want me to race you for my helmet, knowing full well you probably won’t hold up your end of the deal if I win? Tough choice you’ve given me, Cuenta,” Gerald said sarcastically.
After a brief contemplation, Gerald nodded and stated, "Let's do this."
"Excelente. Encuéntrame en el punto de partida en diez minutos," Cuenta instructed.
Cuenta swiftly departed, vanishing into thin air, leaving Gerald and I even more perplexed.
"Are you alright?" Gerald inquired.
"Yeah, I'm sorry I couldn't be more helpful back there. I just couldn’t wrap my head around what’s currently happening," I admitted, a tinge of embarrassment coloring my cheeks red.
"No need to apologize. If I were in your shoes, I would’ve had the same reaction. Being with the Nephews has provided me with a unique set of experiences, and I've learned to expect the unexpected," Gerald reassured me.
"So, what's the plan now?" I asked, attempting to lighten the mood.
"To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. But if there's one thing I'm confident in, it's my ability to race. This isn't the first time I've competed against extraterrestrial beings," Gerald stated, a chuckle accompanying his words.
Of course it wasn’t. "Of course it’s not," I said in a deadpan voice.
"Yeah, remind me to share that story with you sometime. But for now, we need to prepare," he said with determination.
I nodded in agreement. If we can recover from this enough to share stories with each other, that is. If we get through that milestone, then it’s all cool.
"I'm certain Cuenta's going to pull out underhanded tactics during this race, so I need you to be my eyes and ears," Gerald informed me, handing over an earpiece. I took it and put it on my ear immediately. I needed to be some use in this."You'll be in the stands, with a full view of everything. If Cuenta tries anything sneaky, you've got to alert me immediately. I just need a quick heads-up, and I'll handle the rest," Gerald said, giving me proper instructions.
"I’m going to be real honest with you, dude. I don’t know if I can do this. This is not just weird shit, but it’s weird shit that is actually real. Cuenta is using real people to line the track! We need to call the police or some shit! We can't deal with this on our own, man!" I panicked.
"Listen," Gerald said, gripping my shoulder. "Take a breath. It'll be alright."
And I tried. I needed to calm down if I was going to be any help. He was trying his best and I was doing my best to follow. "You're panicking because you've never been in a situation like this—high stakes. Guess what? It won't be the last time."
"If you come out of this with the best possible outcome, anything the Buddy Bowl or the FWA throws at you will feel like a walk in the park. Use this as a learning experience," Gerald advised, releasing his grip on my shoulder. "I never used to dive headfirst into situations like this. Well, extreme sports, sure, but that's different. The Nephews teach you to be strong, even when the situation seems grim."
Well, weren’t those some fighting words.
"Plus, I've got a plan," Gerald said, pointing to his phone.
Please don’t be just telling this to reassure me. I really hope that you have a good plan, Gerald. We’re all toast if you don’t.
"Don't worry, just be my eyes and ears, and I'll take care of the rest," he assured, patting me on the shoulder. “I can’t do this without you. You’ve got this,”
I was still sweating with nerves (and from the regular heat). However, we traded fist bumps in confidence anyway. He needed to know that I’d be able to do this as much as I needed to know that I could do it.
Just then, Cuenta reappeared at the starting line, showcasing an impressive bike. The glossy black base was adorned with numerous motors on each end. I counted eight on each side, making it a powerful bike. The engines, twice the size of Gerald's bike, roared to life as Cuenta demonstrated its power. The odds didn't seem in Gerald's favor. He glanced back at me, offering a thumbs-up before positioning himself next to Cuenta.
"Nice bike," Gerald quipped as Cuenta revved her intimidating bike in an attempt to scare the Daredevil.
"No tienes ninguna posibilidad. Prepárate para perder ese casco tuyo y ser mi rehén," Cuenta taunted.
"Yeah, we'll see about that," Gerald retorted, accelerating his bike, the sound not as deafening as Cuenta's.
"Una vuelta al estadio y listo. Como has visto, he alineado la pista con gente inocente, trata de no atropellarlos. Hehehehe," Cuenta said, probably her last words of shit-talk before the race, or something about the rules, I didn’t know really.
"Nosotras comenzamos en 3, -!" Before Cuenta could finish her countdown, Gerald took off.
Well, wasn’t that slick! I took my seat in the stands at the end of the track, still bewildered by Gerald's confidence in this race, but his boldness to pull off something like this, even leaving Cuenta herself without a word … that was admirable. A real professional move.
"Did you see that, Falcon?!" Gerald exclaimed over the comms. "Rule #1, never play by the villain's rules – they cheat all the time anyway."
"Noted! Keep that foot on the pedal – she's right on your tail!" I responded back, I really hope he focuses more on the race than gloating at me.
"Thanks," Gerald acknowledged, taking the inside corner of the track to stay ahead of Cuenta.
Seizing an early lead, Gerald floored the accelerator, wanting to end the race as soon as possible. Despite building a substantial lead, Cuenta remained unfazed, and soon, we discovered why.
"She's closing in on you, Gerald!" I exclaimed through the comms, panic evident in my voice. Come on man, secure this before my voice breaks.
Now, it was Cuenta's turn to surge alongside Gerald. She swerved to the right, attempting to collide with Gerald's bike – and she succeeded. Damn, she's good.
“Why didn’t you get out of her way?!” I questioned, why would you be willing to get hit by that thing?
“She would’ve hit the innocent bystanders if my bike didn’t absorb the brunt of that hit!” Gerald yelled in response. I shut up.
Damn, she's good, but he was right, too. Putting others before himself even in a situation like this. Gerald was a good dude and probably needed a better dude to have his back in a situation like that, but just like the Buddy Bowl, we make do with what we got.
With Gerald's bike taking damage, Cuenta seized the lead halfway through the race. Despite this setback, Gerald remained unfazed. He lifted a tab covering a red button.
“You ready to see something cool, kid?” Gerald teased over the comms. I could sense a cheeky smile on his face. This time I fully believe that he has something in mind.
Gerald pressed the button, and in an instant, it was as if he warped to another dimension.
“Nitrous oxide?! You’re a maniac!” I exclaimed, not knowing where I should feel concerned or impressed at Gerald’s trick up his sleeve. But you can be assured that I was laughing my ass off.
“Woo-hoooooo!” echoed through the comms, accompanied by the sight of Gerald raising his right arm in the air, exuding the confidence of someone who had already won the race.
Meanwhile, Cuenta was more annoyed than anything. Due to the raw power of her engines, she managed to catch up to Gerald, but not without effort.
Wait, what was that? With my keen vision, I witnessed Cuenta extracting something from within her tunic. This is the part where the villain reaches her own bag of cehats and tricks and makes the situation worse for our valiant hero, isn’t it?
“GiGi! Cuenta’s up to no good! She just pulled something out from her shirt!” I warned urgently.
As soon as I relayed that message, the track began to fill with smoke, so much so that I could barely see. Hell, ‘barely’ is a very generous word here. Looking down at the track, I couldn’t see Cuenta and Gerald at all, but I could hear Cuenta laughing maniacally.
A smoke bomb, that's what caused all this. I saw that clear enough before it went off. I attempted to clear the smoke with my hands, but it seemed endless. Cuenta was still laughing, exclaiming more phrases in Spanish, probably more shit-talk directed at Gerald’s way.
And at that moment, I started fearing for the worst. This is already some deep science fiction chaos that I am in. Cuenta literally controls thousands of people here. Who’s to say that this is a regular smoke bomb? What if it’s something more?
Oh dear, I can already imagine it. Gerald Grayson is a cheerful dude, all my research on him prior to this only confirmed that he had a free spirit and a will that could not be broken easily.
Wouldn’t Cuenta’s primary tactic here be to try and achieve exactly that? From everything she did, she made it clear that she was a maniac. A sadist. Of course she would want to break Gerald Grayson at his core.
To break a man, you attack his insecurities. I know that much.
I can imagine Cuenta’s laughter being replaced by J.J.JAY’s very own.
More Nephews—Quiet, Harry, Thomas West, and Jay would all point and laugh at Gerald, who would be curled in a fetal position, repeating that he didn't belong with the Nephews. Each Nephew would affirm Gerald's statement. I couldn't comprehend what was happening, and I didn't like it.
“Gerald, get up!” I urged, but to no avail. Trying to reach out and break him free from his visions. But, I was merely a ghost in this premonition.
I don’t know where my assessment ended and where reality began.
The visions would get worse. Gerald is in the gorilla position at the Timbuktu Fallout show. He performed some breathing exercises as he prepared to make his appearance after a good while.
“You’re alright, Gerald. You’ve got this,” He repeated to himself. “No matter the reaction you get, it’ll be good to get this out of the way. They’ll love you.”
He continued with positive affirmations before his theme song finally blared through the sound system. The roar of the crowd was audibly loud, which had to feel for Gerald.
The scene transitioned to Gerald's locker room, probably a few minutes before I barged in and introduced myself.
“What if what they’re saying was right?” I heard Gerald express aloud.
“No, stop it,” he implored, covering his face with his hands.
Of course anyone who would be away from the ring that long would be insecure about their imminent return. Some kind of intense pressure would be on them, but he would be imposing that on himself in unnecessary levels. Yet, Gerald seemed the sort that would go harder under that kind of pressure. No wonder he had a successful career like his.
But still, he was still going too hard on himself despite everything he managed to achieve. No brakes. Only gas. Only speed.
And Cuenta would be the brick wall that would stop that car here. Of course, when Gerald harbored thoughts like these, she would use her smoke bombs to make him hallucinate about his insecurities, making it easier for her to break him.
Was he putting on some additional pressure and stress on himself, especially with a rookie like me by his side during this Buddy Bowl? I hoped not. After learning that Gerald would be my partner, I felt excited about what we could achieve. We were similar in both our in-ring style and parts of our personalities. Sure, we didn’t mesh right away, but what tag team did?
“Ger!” a voice echoed from afar. I couldn't see who it was.
“Gerald!” the voice exclaimed once more, louder this time.
“Gerald! Wake up! It’s Jay,” the voice shouted at the top of his lungs.
Despite being barely able to make out his features, the figure looked stunningly similar to Gerald, but older. He … had a brother, right?
Suddenly, I was back in the stands, examining the track to understand what just happened. The smoke had cleared enough for me to see the track clearly. Gerald's bike was out in front! He faced all those visions and came out on top!
It feels like history in the making.
"What?!" I could hear Cuenta audibly question. Oh now you speak English you bastard.
She got back on her bike, tailing Gerald. Attempting a repeat performance from earlier, she aimed to ram her bike into Gerald's.
“Gerald! She’s at it again!” I screamed over the comms. We had this. We so had this.
“10-4!” Gerald responded, a little too casually.
Standing on the seat of his bike to maintain balance, Gerald met Cuenta's gaze. He performed a BACKFLIP off his bike, landing perfectly on the ground. Holy fucking shit.
With Cuenta seeking to ram him, a smile appeared on Gerald’s face.
“¡Ven aquí, monstruo!” Gerald screamed with all his might.
Suddenly, Cuenta's body contorted into unimaginable patterns. It was unlike anything I'd seen before. Her voice shifted from tenor to a bass of agony and pain. In a matter of seconds, Cuenta vanished.
Out of all the weird sci-fi shit I’ve seen today, that was one of them.
Looking at Gerald, he had his phone out, capturing the last remnants of Cuenta entering it. Did he just teleport her away?
Damn, he's good.
After the events of yesterday, I don’t think my life will ever be the same. Look, don’t tell me that I knew what I was getting myself into because I clearly didn’t. I thought all this Nephew business was mostly super-advanced CGI or something like that, but seeing things up close and personal really makes a man think, yanno? I actually stopped to think about things - that should tell you how serious this shit might be.
One thing was certain though, I respected Gerald a lot more now… and maybe even feared him a bit. How does one do stuff like this on a regular basis?
It would take a serious amount of consideration to decide if I even wanted to go and see Gerald today and relive yesterday’s events. I can afford a lot of luxuries in life, but ignoring what happened yesterday isn’t one of them. Today’s the day of the show. The Buddy Bowl kicks off today baby, and I have a partner who can backflip on a moving motorcycle! We should be eating well.
Yet, this still means confronting Gerald and addressing the hypothetical elephant in the room at some point. Fun. Super fun. Hooray.
I knocked on his locker room door, hearing a confused sound from within before being granted entry. I half-expected him not to open the door after what he went through yesterday with the visions caused by Cuenta's smoke bombs.
Usually, I prefer to deal with my insecurities privately. And by privately, I mean cr-
No. Don’t think I will be clarifying that. Sorry. Ahem.
Gerald, on the other hand, confronts them head-on in a motorcycle race. It's kind of depressing realizing that gap between me and him, but we ball regardless. I'll step into that ring tomorrow and give it my all to make it up to him.
"You seem deep in thought, Falcon," he pointed out. "A lot to process after yesterday?"
I remain silent. I'm reluctant to admit it outright, but he easily picks up on my hesitance.
"Everyone feels that way after witnessing what the Nephews go through for the first time. Take your time," he advises, offering veteran wisdom. Go on, GiGi, enjoy your veteran status.
"I've been meaning to thank you, by the way. We won. I couldn't have done that without your help. That smoke bomb she pulled out was some real nasty stuff," Gerald acknowledges, holding out his hand in a fist as we share a fist bump.
"Yeah, tell me about it, dude," I responded in an uncharacteristically humble tone. Guiding someone through hallucinations about their insecurities wasn't something to boast about. "Must've been a hell of a strain on you, seeing all the Nephews discarding you and the fans booing you. Then that stuff with your brother must've been real rough as well."
There, I've addressed it. I hope he acknowledges it, and we can move on to discussing our plans for the day.
"What the hell are you talking about?" he asks with a serious and confused tone.
"What?" I said, turning my head slightly.
Gerald looks perplexed, and internally, I echo that sentiment.
"Nephews? Fans? My brother? What are you on about?”
"Didn't you have to face all your insecurities one-by-one under the vivid hallucinations caused by Cuenta's smoke bomb?" I ask with a deadpan face. Isn't that what happened?
"Huh?" Gerald looks out of words for a moment.
"I am so confused right now," I admit.
"Yeah, so am I!" he responds.
I take a seat on the nearby bench, trying to make sense of everything. I was sure he would be seeing illusions like that.
"It was a regular smoke bomb!" Gerald clarifies further. "Why would you think I hallucinated? Let alone hallucinate about those things you mentioned?"
"Isn't that usually how your Nephew adventures would go? I feel like an absolute cretin right now," I admit to him, and he looks like he needs me to elaborate. Yeah, man, sure, I'll do it. "You guys go around and meet some foes that teach you valuable lessons in defeating them, lessons you can also apply to other areas of your life. Isn't that how it's supposed to be?"
To that, I expect a laugh to be the last thing to come out of my esteemed tag partner's mouth.
"Oh, you were definitely overthinking and overcomplicating things, Falcon," he chuckles, his laughter resonating in the room. I can't help but feel a bit embarrassed at the moment. "That also explains why your words of encouragement sounded weird too. It's nice to know that people will still love me despite my insecurities, but it was a bit off-beat to hear it during a race, you know?"
He probably senses that and stops laughing, but he still looks very amused.
"Nephew adventures are Nephew adventures. To try and put deeper meanings into them would go against the very core beliefs of the Nephews," he explains, or rather, he seems to lecture me about it. "Nephew adventures are what you make of them."
"So, no hallucinations, illusions, or lessons learned through them?" I inquired once more, seeking complete clarity. Though I've already confirmed this in my mind, the repetition serves as a lifeline to escape the headspace of denial.
The intensity of the situation weighed on me. It felt as though the balance of the universe were on my hands, anticipating whether Gerald would be engulfed by the ghosts of the past or present.
His confirmation that there was no mystical play with the smoke bombs inadvertently deepens my self-perception as a doofus. It's unpleasant to entertain such thoughts about oneself, but the acknowledgement persists.
"You know what, Falcon?" he poses with a curious tone, and I find myself crumpled on the bench like a discarded carpet. This is awkward. I nod out of formality, awaiting Gerald's revelation.
"It sounds to me like you're the one who experienced hallucinations, learning lessons about yourself in the process," he grins once more. "You've grasped the importance of not assuming just because you conjured up a whole set of illusions about things you think I might be insecure about. It's nice to be cared for, but jeez, what you put yourself through seems more harmful to you than beneficial to me."
All I could do was shrug.
"In a way, it seems you encountered your own Nephew adventure, in your very own description!" he continued.
I respond with a confused look.
"I don't think I'd want another one," I bluntly told him.
"Shame," he retorts. "You'd make a good one. Your imagination looks like it may even surpass Harry's."
I roll my eyes, further rejecting the notion.
"You didn't seem thrilled about this one either," I gently reminded him. I vividly recall his initial complaints about embarking on this adventure during our first meeting. "I say this with the utmost respect, my man, but it looks like you won't find much peace as long as they continue to make you do stuff like these?"
"You're not wrong, Falcon. But I love it," he paused, a grin playing on his lips. "And do you know why I love it?"
Leaning forward, I awaited his response.
"It might sound cliché, but the Nephews make me feel like I belong," he chuckled. "No matter how many silly or challenging situations we face, we go through them together. Even if, technically, I went on this adventure alone as a Nephew - Harry provided crucial information needed to get the job done. You helped me out as well, Falcon."
"And that's enough for you?" I inquired. “Come on dawg, you gotta demand more sometimes, you know? Nothing wrong with that sort of thing.”
"It may not be much, but it's more than enough for me. Knowing I can fail, and the Nephews will be there. Knowing I can succeed, and the Nephews will be there," he said with a smile in his voice.
"I'm not sure that'll be enough for me, if I'm being honest," I responded. This kind of thing is a bummer to talk about, but yeah, it has to be done before we can actually get down to business so it doesn’t affect our in-ring performance.
"Care to explain?" Gerald prompted. Of course he wanted to know more. It was his right to demand that, I suppose, after he told me his story.
"I'm the ninth son of a billionaire. Nothing is expected of me. Hell, I probably wasn't supposed to exist. An accident, not that it bothers me much. Took enough teasing from my brothers growing up." I paused. Because of that, my life has pretty much been decided for me. Do whatever the hell you want, just don’t get involved in actual business. ‘We have the heir and the spare and six more spares before it even comes to you.’ "Because of who my dad is, failure or success doesn't really matter because I'll have my dad's money to fall back on. The day I realized this is the day I learned not to take life seriously. Live it day by day. Go with the flow.”
"All the more reason to find a reason, don't you think?" Gerald suggested, looking me straight in the eyes.
"What do you mean?" I asked, wondering where he’s going with this. I hope this isn’t another pitch for Nephews but I judge Gerald to be a character that would let that go after one rejection. Reliable, reliable man.
"Now's the time to take control of your life, Falcon. Seeing you in action against Cuenta, you're a natural! There's no way I would've brought you along if I didn't think you couldn’t handle it. Sure, you had some jitters, but who wouldn't?" Gerald complimented me. Aww, you’re sweet. Though…
"I didn't do much, man," I said, assessing the situation honestly. “You might’ve performed even better if it wasn’t for my delusions.”
"You did enough, Falcon. That's why I know that once the Buddy Bowl kicks off, you're going to come out with the fire like I know you can and lead us to victory," Gerald asserted with confidence.
A tingling feeling surged inside me, and I didn't quite know how to handle it. It felt different, yet undeniably pleasant. Having someone believe in me for once was nice.
"Sign with the FWA and be a part of the Nephews. We could use more oddballs. And trust me, after working with you, you're definitely an oddball," Gerald chuckled. Ah fuck, so that was a pitch. "What do you say?"
Uncle Massimo used to tell me that a man should strictly have one and only one family that he’s responsible for and he should discard the rest. Uncle is cut-throat like that. We don’t always see eye-to-eye, but that’s okay. I love him a lot.
“Maybe that’s a talk we should save for after this is all said and done, eh?” I said, knowing it wasn’t the answer Gerald wanted to hear.
“You guys are on in 10 minutes!” A knock on the door came from a backstage worker. To be honest, I didn’t get to know the backstage guys a lot throughout my doings in NGW. Maybe I should, I even heard that Ryan Rondo got inspiration from a backstage worker that he talked to many years ago before he went on to win the world title at Back In Business.
"Thanks, Will!" Gerald shouted in return. So, his name is Will. Maybe I’ll look for him some day. "Well, time to get going."
At the gorilla position, we took a few moments to get some stretches to get loose. I could tell Gerald was focused by the look of his eyes. He was ready to kick off the Buddy Bowl with a bang. I needed to match his intensity.
“You know what, Falcon?” Gerald told me, putting a hand on my shoulder. “You go first. Take it all in, enjoy it. I’ll follow you after.”
“... but whatever teams that are going to compete with us … they will be left behind by the speed of two great racers, left to collect dust. Maybe except Michelle.”
To that, I give him a fierce nod, tap him on the shoulder back and offer one last fist bump before I get out of the locker room.
My heart is pumping. It’s showtime. I was not born for a purpose, so I had the privilege to follow my heart.
And it brought me here. In the heart of Egypt. In front of thousands. Tens of thousands.
I’m passing the gorilla position as I hear my music hit.
♫PUT YOUR LOVIN’ HAAAAAND OOOOUT … baaabbyy….
‘CUZ I’M BEEEEEEGGGGGGIIIIINNNNNN!♫