Hey - me again. Thought you wanted to talk?
U there?
Hello?
Me again… I have some questions… please
message me back.
Text after text.
No response.
I suppose a quick recap is in order for the readers who are unaware of Bryan Baxter’s current situation. After engaging in a text exchange with a minor (not like that sicko) in what he thought was a cell phone number mix up, he found out that the number did in fact belong to his ex-girlfriend, Kristy Vance. And Audrey, the seven year old girl offering him some career advice, was actually her daughter.
His ex-girlfriend’s daughter.
His ex-girlfriend that broke up with him… roughly… seven… or was it eight… years ago.
The exact time was a little fuzzy for Bryan. After all, he spent most of those years drunk off his ass. But either way, he knew the timing added up.
But he needed to know the answer. He needed to know the truth. The answer to the obvious question.
Was Audrey his?
The last text he got from Kristy was now almost a month ago. It was a hopeful message. She had said they needed to talk after his match on Fallout with Juan Tothrefor. But she had not been living up to her end of that agreement. All attempts of an outreach had gone unanswered.
After years of barely thinking about his ex, it was now consuming him. It was almost all he thought about. But it would appear she had changed her mind. He couldn’t blame her. Not after the way he treated her back then. Not after the mistakes he had made.
But part of him was also angry with her for never telling him. Assuming Audrey really was his daughter.
The Anniversary Show came and went.
Still nothing.
Being the Bastard in the ring was certainly becoming more and more easy. A way to vent his frustration about his personal life in the ring. Jeremy was missing. Mr. Scorpane was with the Nephews. And Kristy wasn’t responding to him. He was literally a man alone.
Baxter wasn’t known to make friends easily. Part of the reason why he made a point to become so loyal to Jeremy once he had been forgiven. Because otherwise, who would he have? He certainly hadn’t made many, if any, friends in the FWA locker room since his arrival almost two years ago.
The closest thing to a friend outside of Jeremy Best came a couple months ago. In the lead up to Back in Business. It was a random pairing of himself and Tommy Bedlam taking on their BiB opponents, Shawn Summers and Mike Parr. In winning the match, Bedlam and Baxter shared a very rare moment in the ring. There in Tommy’s home state of Texas… Baxter actually showed someone respect.
But that didn’t make them friends.
In fact, Baxter and Bedlam have not interacted at all since then.
Furthermore, Bedlam is best buds with the man who currently has put the biggest target on Baxter and his North American Championship, Chris Crowe.
Not to mention that when Baxter took a look at his next opponent… this week on Meltdown…
Was none other than Tommy Bedlam.
So no, they aren’t friends.
And they aren’t going to be friends.
Despite some of his current distractions, Baxter planned to go out there and continue his path of destruction. Tommy may be the X Champion, and he may have earned a semblance of respect from Baxter previously, but that wasn’t going to stop The Bastard from destroying him just as fast he did Mike Parr and Juan Tothrefor.
He needed to clear his mind in preparation…
But how? How could he possibly take his mind off everything?
Well… there was one thing…
Nope.
No. He couldn’t do that.
Not anymore.
Not after the verbal berating he gave Chris Crowe at the Anniversary Show. He wasn’t going to become the hypocrite who falls back onto his vices after just bashing The Showman for being unable to defeat his own personal demons.
That chapter in Baxter’s book was closed. He wasn’t going back to it.
Not even now.
Luckily for him, perhaps some answers were coming…
Bzzzzz. Bzzzz.
The sound of his phone vibrated on the nightstand of his swanky king suite hotel room in the Proteo by Marriott Hotel in Gaborone Masa Square grabbed Baxter’s attention away from a rerun of Baywatch on the television. His eyes widened as he reached over and grabbed the phone, swiping it open to see the text message.
Hey.
Finally! He couldn’t believe it. She was finally responding.
Wow, hey. I wasn’t sure you would ever respond.
This is Audrey again. My mom doesn’t know.
Ah, shit.
Oh… is your mom there?
No. She accidentally left it here.
I don’t think you’re suppose to be messaging me.
Nope!
But I’m going to delete all these.
I just had to talk to Bryan Baxter again! So cool!
Not sure this is a good idea.
You should listen to your mom.
When did you become such a rule follower?
Hahaha - good point.
Why are you avoiding crowe? I think you can
take him.
What? I’m not avoiding him. And of
course I can. But he don’t deserve it.
Idk. Sounds like your avoiding him.
Yeah, this was a bad idea.
Sorry, just joking with you.
No, it’s fine. Did you know me and your
mom knew each other?
WHAT?
Guess not. Well yeah, we were friends.
NO WAY!
I guess she has never talked about me then.
Just when we watch wrestling. OMG.
I’ve been trying to talk to her but she won’t
return my messages.
She’s been very busy. Didn’t you see?
She’s on Ground Zero.
Wait what? That FWA try out show?
Yep! She’s finally got her chance!
Bryan was really out of the loop. He didn’t follow much of the other axillary FWA things like Ground Zero or NGW. Bryan didn’t realize Kristy was still pursuing wrestling. If she wanted into FWA, maybe he could offer some assistance. Maybe that’s the way he can get back into her life,
Oh, wow. Well that’s pretty cool. Maybe I can
head over there and wish her some luck.
Just don’t tell her I told you.
Of course, not.
So… I haven’t talked to your mom in a while.
Didn’t even know she had a kid.
What’s your dad like?
Who did she finally settle down with?
Can’t tell ya. Never met the guy.
Oh, sorry.
It’s okay. Mom said he was a jerk.
A real bastard.
…
…
…
Even Bryan thought that was laying it on heavy-handed. But as far as he was concerned, that was it. That was enough confirmation for him.
But what now? What did it all mean?
Kristy clearly wanted nothing to do with him.
But if Audrey was his…
This was one instance where… he didn’t want to be… The Bastard.
BIG BRYAN BASTARD
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Another day.
Another dollar.
It was another late work day for Bryan Baxter and his team at Fitness and Wellness Accessories, otherwise known as FWA Inc. He pulled into his condominium complex, parking his black 2022 Mercedes Benz in his designated parking spot. Arriving home at 8:00 p.m. was not unusual for Baxter. In fact, it was a bit early for him.
Oh, and it was a Friday.
As the North American Director of Sales for FWA, Baxter drove a tight ship. He led his team firmly. Some say his quick climb to the top of the sales department was unorthodox and unprecedented. Some even went as far as to accuse him of cutting corners to do so. But in any event, there was no denying he was the boss now, and he was determined to make sure everyone listened to him.
So despite his employees no doubt wanting to be home earlier than 8:00 p.m. on a Friday night, they instead worked late into the evening on the expense reports that he required them to have done. The reports he told them they needed to have done that day. At 4:55 p.m., no less.
His iron fist, micromanaging, and the fact that he was constantly making them stay late had earned him the unflattering nickname of "Bryan Bastard" among many of his subordinates. They whispered it behind his back and shared knowing glances in the break room, but Bryan didn't mind. In fact, he secretly took pride in the moniker. To him, it was a testament to his no-nonsense approach to business. Whether they liked it or not, his methods were producing results, making him one of the best North American Directors FWA Inc. had ever seen.
Satisfied with another week down, Baxter grabbed his briefcase from his Mercedes and headed toward his condo. The elevator doors opened onto the twelfth floor, revealing a long, dimly lit corridor adorned with plush carpets that muffled his footsteps. Bryan's condo was at the very end, far away from the prying eyes of his neighbors. This was, in fact, a deliberate choice on his part. He didn't like to make new friends or get entangled in the lives of those around him. So when he was looking to purchase, he wanted to make sure he had the least amount of neighbors as possible.
There was just one adjoining neighbor to his end unit condo. A unit that had been for sale for months. Bryan could tell you absolutely nothing about his previous neighbor. He never made any effort to get to know him and neither did the former resident. It was the ideal neighbor relationship for Bryan. It was beautiful.
However, as he approached his condo door, Bryan's keen eye caught something unusual. That previously vacant condo was no longer listed for sale. Lights were on and there was quite clearly someone home. He wasn't sure when the new people had moved in but they had been able to do it while he was working at some point. But considering he spent more time working than at home, it wasn't too surprising they were able to sneak in undetected.
As he entered his own condo, the muffled sounds of laughter and music drifted in from the adjoining unit. It was clear whoever his new neighbor or neighbors were, they were having quite the celebration that evening. Bryan paid it little mind, though. He had no interest in socializing, especially with strangers. All he wanted was to go home, sink into his plush leather couch, watch some mindless TV, and then retire to his quiet bedroom.
Little did he know that the arrival of his new neighbors would not be the only new arrival about to disrupt his life this weekend.
****
Saturday morning arrived with a slice of sunshine that slithered through the gaps in Bryan Baxter's heavy curtains. With a steaming cup of coffee in hand, he sat at his sleek, glass-topped coffee table and opened up his laptop. His Saturday morning routine consisted of reviewing potential new leads for the upcoming workweek. There were no days off for Bryan Baxter.
But this Saturday morning, his normal routine would be interrupted. By a sound he despised with all his heart.
A knock on his condo door.
Irritation rippled through him as he closed the laptop lid with an audible snap. He stood up from his chair and made his way across the room before flinging the door open with an impatient huff.
"What do you want?" Bryan asked with agitation.
Standing outside the condo in the doorway was a tall, dark, strikingly handsome man in a cowboy hat. The stranger's southern charm oozed from every pore as he flashed a warm grin and greeted Bryan, "Well howdy there! Apologies if we're interruptin' anything this mornin'. But we wanted to introduce ourselves! I'm Tommy Bedlam and this here is my fiancée, Randi."
Next to Tommy was the stunning beauty that he mentioned. While her beauty was undeniable, what caught Bryan’s immediate attention was the very obvious nine-month pregnant belly that was impossible to ignore. Tommy couldn’t help but notice Bryan’s lingering stare towards the baby bump. “Yeaaah, as you can tell she’s about ready to pop any minute now!”
Just great, it’s bad enough they were up late partying last night but soon they’ll be bringing a screaming, crying baby into the picture too. Bryan huffed. “Okay, well, nice to meet you. Now, if you’ll excuse…”
“So what’s your name, buddy? If we’re neighbors, we should be gettin’ to know one another. We’re settlin’ down for a good long stay here.”
Bryan let out an audible breath of exasperation. “Bryan. My name is Bryan.”
“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Bryan! We’re gonna be having some friends over this evenin’ for a real rootin’, tootin’ good time. You’re more than welcome to come on over and join us. A housewarming party!”
Another party? Baxter felt his frustration growing thinking that this was not just a one-off thing last night. “Yeah, I’m gonna pass on that one.”
“Aw, well darn! Well, if you change your mind, the offer will stand! Just come on over! Our door is always open.”
“Okay, bye.”
Bryan attempted to shut the door, but before it closed completely, he heard Randi's soft voice. "And, darlin', if you ever need anything, just holler. We're right next door, after all."
With the door firmly closed, Bryan returned to his laptop, but his concentration was broken, and his irritation lingered like an unwelcome guest. He couldn't shake the thought of his new neighbors, and he certainly couldn't understand why they felt the need to intrude on his carefully curated solitude.
Minutes later, there was yet another knock at the door.
Bryan's frustration bubbled over, and he flung the door open, ready to unleash his pent-up annoyance on Tommy Bedlam. "Really? Already knocking on my door again?!? What do you want now?"
But it wasn't Tommy at the door this time.
It also wasn't his pregnant girlfriend.
Standing there, her wide, innocent eyes framed by brunette curls, was an adorable seven-year-old girl. With a pink and purple tye-dye book bag slung across her shoulder, she smiled at Baxter as he opened the door and stood before her. Her eyes met Bryan's with a mixture of curiosity and hope.
Bryan had to blink and rub his eyes in confusion. He was struggling to understand why there was a little girl now in his doorway. His second unwelcome visitor of the morning. But this one is much more peculiar than the introduction of a new neighbor.
"Are you lost?"
The girl simply shook her head no, remaining silent.
Bryan brought his hand up to his head, rubbing his hair. Certainly she must be lost. There was quite literally no other reasonable explanation for a seven year old girl to be at his front door.
"Well.. uhh.. what are you doing here? Who are you?"
The little girl grinned and said, "I'm Audrey, and I'm your daughter."
****
Bryan Baxter stood there, frozen in a state of shock and disbelief, as the adorable little girl named Audrey claimed to be his daughter. He stared at her, his mind racing to process the impossible scenario unfolding before him. His heart pounded in his chest, and he felt a wave of dizziness wash over him. He had never imagined such a moment in his life.
"What did you say?" He asked in continued disbelief.
"I'm your daughter," she repeated with a nervous smile.
"I..... uhh.... ummm..." Normally good with his words, a trait he had to have to be as successful in sales as he has been, Baxter could not find a single word to escape his mouth at this moment.
Audrey, her wide eyes still fixed on Bryan, asked politely, "May I come in, please?"
Bryan hesitated for a moment, torn between the instinct to protect his privacy and the need to know more about what this girl was talking about. In his heart, he knew this was probably a scam. Or a prank. Probably one of his ticked-off employees trying to freak him out.
But he does step aside and allows the young girl to enter his condo.
Audrey walked through the doorway and admired the luxurious condo that Bryan had been able to afford having finally found success in his life. "Wooaaahhh.... this is where my dad lives?"
Baxter shut the door, still struggling to find his voice. He managed to clear his voice and stammered, "So.. uhh... Audrey, right?"
She turned back to him and nodded with a friendly smile.
"Right... Audrey... what... makes you think... I'm your father?"
Audrey took a seat on the edge of his plush couch, her little legs dangling above the floor. She glanced up at Bryan with a look of innocence and vulnerability. "My mommy told me, of course."
That didn't really help. Bryan prodded for more information. "And just who is your mom? Like... her name. What's her name?"
"Oh! Sorry, yeah, that'd be helpful, huh?" The little girl chuckled to herself. "Kristy."
The name resonated immediately within Baxter's head. The name meant a lot to him. But... there's certainly a lot of Kristy's in the world. He felt himself praying in his head that there would be a different answer to this next question.
"Audrey... what's your last name?"
"Vance!" She responded proudly.
Bryan's heart sank at the sound of the name Kristy Vance. It was a name from a past he had long tried to bury.
Years ago, before his friend Jeremy got him his job with FWA Inc., Bryan was struggling. He was just making ends meet as a door-to-door salesman. Back then, ironically, it was Bryan annoying people with the knocks on the doors at the worst times of the day. And when he wasn't doing that, he was drowning his sorrows in the bottom of the bottle.
Kristy was the lone bright spot in his life. He truly loved her but unfortunately, he loved beer, gin, vodka, and whiskey just as much. And it was those that got the best of him. Well, the worst of him, perhaps.
Thus the relationship with Kristy was quite tumultuous. He regretted the way he had treated her and certainly didn't blame her when she finally left him. And it would perhaps make sense that she wouldn't have revealed that she was also carrying his child.
The weight of his past mistakes pressed heavily on Bryan's shoulders as he looked at Audrey, who was now tearing up at the mention of her mother's name.
Feeling uncomfortable at the sight of the young girl's emotions, Bryan rubbed the back of his head as he spoke up again. "Kristy Vance... wow... never thought I'd hear that name again. Well, how is your mother? Does she know you've come here?"
She began to audibly cry as Baxter worried he had done something wrong. "No..." she softly said through her sobs, "no she doesn't. She... died."
Once again, Bryan's heart sank as he now slumped down to the couch next to Audrey. He felt an unfamiliar feeling in his chest. A feeling of compassion. A feeling of sadness. A feeling of sorrow.
At first for himself. Knowing that a woman he once loved and lost, the one that got away so to speak, had died and any hope of reconciliation was certainly gone.
But then he actually felt himself growing sympathetic for this young girl he just met. The only parent she had for the last seven years was gone.
Audrey continued, her voice trembling, "Mommy was really sick, and she couldn't take care of me anymore. She said I had to find you because you were my daddy, and you'd help me."
Unfamiliar with what it means to offer comfort, Baxter anxiously lifted up his hand and placed it on her back as she cried. Meanwhile, he was struggling to process everything that was going on. His life strictly focused on work, ambition, and solitude. Fatherhood was not something he even remotely considered... he could barely maintain a girlfriend, but now a daughter had quite literally been dropped on his doorstep.
“Look,” Baxter took a deep breath, “I dunno how much your mom told you about me. But I’m really the ‘dad type.’ There has to be someone else..”
Audrey sniffled as she shook her head. “No… it has to be you.”
“I don’t get it. She knows the type of person I am. She knows I’m a piece of… I mean… well, I don’t know how to say this… did she not tell you about me? There’s a reason she never told me about you.”
Audrey sniffled again and wiped away her tears. "Mommy said that deep down you are a good man, and you'd do the right thing."
Bryan swallowed hard, his mind racing as he grappled with this unexpected responsibility. Nothing about him was fatherly. He was "Bryan Bastard." He was in no position to be a father. He had worked hard to build his career and become a success as the Director of North American Sales. That demanded all his attention and commitment.
“Look, Audrey,” Bryan said with hesitation, “I don’t know about all this. I mean… I don’t even know how any of this would work… legally. I guess I can call my lawyer and try to figure this out…”
Bryan grabbed his phone and made the call. But the phone just rang and went to voicemail. He shook his head, not bothering to leave a message. He was either on a golf course or on a beach somewhere for the weekend. Not everyone has the work ethic of Bryan Baxter. He sighed, “I guess this will have to wait ‘til Monday.” The realization set in that he couldn’t just kick the girl out with nowhere to go for the weekend.
"Look," he began, "I don't have much here for a child, but for the weekend, you can stay with me... until I can figure this out. I can make some calls on Monday."
Audrey's face lit up with both relief and gratitude. "Thank you, Daddy."
The word "Daddy" hung in the air, unfamiliar and surreal to Bryan's ears. A knot formed in his stomach. "How about you just call me Mr. Baxter for now..."
"Sorry," her head lowered in disappointment, "Mr. Baxter."
"Uhh... or I guess you can call me Bryan."
“Thanks… Bryan,” she responded, taking off her backpack and placing it down on the floor, ready to settle in for the weekend.
****
After a long day of trying to entertain Audrey and struggling to adapt to the unfamiliar, Bryan was finally relieved when he managed to get her to bed. He sighed with exhaustion, hoping for some peace and quiet, but it seemed that fate had other plans.
As the night wore on, the raucous sounds of the party next door in the Bedlam household became increasingly intrusive. The booming music, laughter, and the unmistakable scent of marijuana crept through the shared walls of the adjoining condos.
Audrey, her eyes wide with alarm, tiptoed into the living room, her teddy bear clutched tightly to her chest. "...B-B-Bryan..."
Muting his own television, Bryan sat up in his recliner. "Yeah? Everything okay?"
"I... I can't sleep. The noise is too loud..."
Bryan, his patience worn thin after a long day, could feel his frustration mounting. "Stupid cowboy.." he said to himself as he stood up. "Alright, let me see if I can get them to keep it down."
"Thanks, Da-- I mean, thanks Bryan."
With a heavy sigh, he decided to confront the source of the disturbance. Leaving Audrey in the safety of her room, he quietly exited his condo and walked next door to the Bedlam condo. Bryan knocked forcefully on the door, his irritation evident from the firmness of his knock.
Tommy Bedlam, his cowboy hat still perched on his head and a beer bottle in his hand as he answered the door with a boisterous grin. "Well, howdy there, neighbor! So glad you've decided to come join us after all!"
Glancing past Tommy into the interior of the condo, Bryan could see several people gathered, some with drinks in hand while one balding man openly partaking in a white powdery substance off of the coffee table. The scene was quite the contrast from his previous neighbors that never bothered him and he never bothered them.
"No," Bryan reported firmly, "I didn't come for.. whatever this is."
"Then what is it, neighbor?"
"Look, can you just... maybe tone it down a bit? It's a bit loud. Some people are trying to sleep."
One of Tommy's friends, the balding man, stood up from the coffee table, having overheard Bryan's request, and came storming over. His eyes were glazed over as he leaned into Tommy. "You got a problem with us having a good time, buddy?"
"As a matter of fact I do," Bryan responded
"Easy fellas," Tommy said, stepping between the two before things could get too heated.
"Let me know if this guy is giving you too much of a problem, Tommy. I'll rip his fuckin' head off!"
"Thanks, but I think I can handle this, Chris."
His friend Chris gave Tommy a pat on the shoulder before walking back into the party. Meanwhile, Tommy turned back to Bryan. His expression is much less friendly than it was before. "Bryan, we're just having some fun here. Didn't realize you were such a party pooper."
"Look, I'm not tryin' to ruin anyone's good time okay. But I've got a lot of work to get done and I can't even hear myself concentrate. So if you could just... dial it back.. that'd be great."
Tommy seemed to sense Bryan's anger and reluctantly agreed, "Fine, we'll keep it down a bit. No need to get all worked up about it."
"Thank you," Baxter offered up some actual gratitude before walking away from the party back toward his own condo while the door to the party shut.
Shutting the door, he could begin to hear a difference in the volume of the sound coming from the walls. He walked back into the guest room of his condo where Audrey had been situated for the night. He was ready to explain to her how he had handled the situation, but to his delight, he found that Audrey had already fallen back to sleep.
He couldn't help but feel his usually cold heart start to melt a bit at the sight of the innocent little girl tucked into the bed, snuggling up close with her teddy bear. Even Baxter couldn’t help but crack before slowly and quietly shutting the door behind him, allowing her to continue to sleep.
****
The next morning, Audrey awoke to a strong aroma coming from the kitchen. She crawled out of bed, making her way out of the guest room and into the main living area. The smell of eggs, cheese, bacon, and herbs filled the air as Bryan was carefully crafting up an omelet breakfast for his guest.
“What is all this?” she wondered.
“Figured I’d make you a special breakfast to wrap up our weekend,” Baxter said as he placed an omelet on a paper plate, sitting it down on the table for Audrey.
Audrey blinked her innocent eyes at the omelet and then looked up at Bryan with a shy smile. "I don't really like eggs," she confessed. "Do you have any Lucky Charms?"
Seriously, he thought to himself. Cereal? He put all this effort into making her a nice breakfast and she’s not even going to eat it? She wanted cereal?? Just as he felt some anger brewing in the pit of his stomach, he found himself lost in the charm of her smile. Suddenly the anger disappeared. “You know what… I am actually a pretty big fan of Lucky Charms myself.” Bryan chuckled as he opened up the pantry door behind him and fetched a box. “So you’re in luck.”
Audrey smiled ear to ear, exposing some gaps in her teeth from recently lost baby teeth. She sits down at the table as Bryan places a bowl for each of them. He pours them each a bowl of cereal along with some milk.
Just as they finished off their cereal, once again there was a knock on the condo door. Bryan sighed, hoping for a reprieve from the outside world, but when he opened the door, there stood Tommy Bedlam once again, looking genuinely remorseful.
"Howdy neighbor," Tommy began, "look... I wanted to talk to ya about last night."
"It's fine.." Bryan tried to cut him off, but Bedlam insisted.
"No, no it's not. Sometimes us boys get a little out of hand when we get together. And it wasn't very neighborly of me to be so rude. So, I sincerely want to apologize. Next time we'll be more considerate."
"Okay, got it," Bryan said, trying to shut the door on his neighbor. But Tommy reached his arm out and stopped the door as he caught a glimpse of the young seven year old girl sitting at the kitchen table.
"Well, I'll be darned!" Tommy exclaimed. "You didn't tell us you had a kid!"
"Well, actually.." Bryan tried to interject, not wanting to give this guy he barely knew the full rundown of his personal history.
But Audrey came rushing over, clutching Bryan by the leg. "Yeah! This is my daddy and he is the best!"
"How about that! Ain't that somethin'! Can't believe you were keepin' that from us."
"Well you see, about that..."
"Do you have any kids, mister?" The curious Audrey interrupted.
"Actually, not yet, lil' lady. But any day now, my fiancée is gonna pop out a baby boy."
"Oh my goodness, that's so exciting!"
"It sure is! I'm so excited... well also kinda nervous you know. It's all so brand new for me, you know. I'm sure you remember what that was like, don't you, hoss?"
Tommy laughed as he invited himself in, walking through the door and patting Baxter on the shoulder.
"Heh," Baxter nervously responded. Tommy had no idea just how much he could understand.
"Say, I bet you could give me some pointers."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Well, you've had a few years of practice, right? Being a dad and all. I'm super excited about bringin' my kid into the world and all but man is it scary at the same time."
"Yeah..." Baxter nodded his head, "you got that right. Very scary."
“So, yeah. You must be full of wisdom! This is so great. My new neighbor can be my dad mentor!”
“Yeah, I’m not sure I’m the right guy for this…”
“Oh come on, Daddy! You gotta help him out!”
Bryan couldn’t help but shoot a stern look in the direction of little Audrey. Despite his insistence on not being called ‘dad,’ here she was doing so. Almost as if she was putting on some kind of show.
He rubbed the back of his head as he struggled to come up with any suggestions. “Well… for one…”
“Yeah?” Tommy leaned in eagerly, clearly anxious to hear what Bryan had to say.
“Uhh, well, I guess you probably are gonna have to change some things.”
“Oh, I know. We’ve already started babyproofing.”
“Baby? Proofing?” Baxter responded curiously.
Audrey nudged him. “Yeah, something we don’t have to worry about anymore. I’m not a baby anymore, right, Dad?”
“Oh, yeah, right. Well, no, that’s not the type of change I meant. I mean… like… you can’t be partying all the time once you have kids. You definitely shouldn’t be drinking all the time. And… well, your friends… I’m gonna guess that having a friend snorting coke off your living room coffee table might not be the best type of person to have around your child.”
“What? Nah, Chris is a good guy! Sure he likes some hard shit but that’s just him.”
“Whatever man, you wanted my advice. I’m just tellin’ you what I think. Ten years ago, I was just like you. Drinking, partying, living one hell of a life. But it takes its toll…” Baxter looks over at the product of his bad choices. The innocent little girl smiled back at him on the couch. The fact that she had existed for seven years and he had no idea. He had missed out on so much. All because of the bad choices he made in his life. “Just trust me, livin’ that way can lead to some mistakes you just can’t fix or take back.”
“Well, that ain’t fair!”
“What I can say… life ain’t fair, cowboy.”
Tommy, however, was not ready to accept this advice. He clenched his fists, his eyes narrowing at Bryan. "You don't know a damn thing about my life, Bryan. And you’re right, you suck at this advice stuff. I ain’t just gonna not be friends with my friends anymore and I sure as Hell ain’t gonna stop drinkin’!”
“Well..”
Audrey reached over and tugged on Bryan’s sleeve. “Daddy, maybe we should stop.”
Bryan nodded, realizing that this argument was going nowhere productive. He turned to Tommy with a stern look. "Tommy, maybe it's best if you go now."
"Whatever. Thanks for nothing. I don't need your advice anyway."
Tommy exited the condo, slamming the door behind him. Bryan wondered if Tommy was any more ready for parenthood than he himself was. While he had no intentions of ever being the guy’s friend, he was actually trying to offer what he thought was some good advice. His friend Chris seemed like quite the bad influence on Tommy, but nothing Bryan was going to say could help him realize that.
Audrey, sensing Bryan’s frustration and uneasiness, walked over and hugged his waist. “It’s okay, Bryan. You tried. And like Mommy always said… some people just don’t wanna listen.”
Bryan wondered about her transitioning back into calling him Bryan but thought nothing else of it as he reached over and ruffled her hair. He was amazed at how she seemed much wiser than any seven year old could be. He figured that had to be Kristy’s genes more than his, that was for sure.
****
Bryan sat on the couch with Audrey as both had their gaze upon his extra large mounted television screen. He had decided to introduce her to one of his favorite childhood movies, E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial. As the heartwarming story unfolded, he couldn't help but feel a sense of connection with Audrey as they shared this cinematic adventure.
However, their movie night was abruptly interrupted by yet another knock at the door. Bryan, growing increasingly exasperated by the constant disruptions to his life, flung the door open with a scowl, only to find himself face to face with something almost as unexpected as when Audrey showed up.
It was Kristy Vance.
The mother of the little girl sitting on his couch.
The one she had said was dead.
Here she was. Not dead. Quite the opposite, actually.
Bryan blinked in stunned disbelief, unable to reconcile the image before him with the information Audrey had provided.
"Please tell me she is here," Kristy blurted out in desperation.
"...You mean... Audrey," Bryan stumbled, still in disbelief.
"Mommy!" Audrey shouted out, waving from the living.
"Oh, thank God," Kristy said as she burst past Baxter to rush into the condo and embraced her daughter with a hug.
"What... the Hell is going on here?" Bryan wanted to know. First, it was the daughter he didn't know he had and now her mother and his ex-girlfriend now rising from the dead.
"Sorry..." Kristy said as she let go of her embrace on Audrey. "I... didn't mean for this to be the way you found out."
"Yeah okay, but can someone explain to me why you're not dead."
"I'm sorry, what?"
Audrey, lurking in the background, couldn't suppress a mischievous smirk as her mother looked back at her.
"Oh, Jesus Christ... Audrey... what did you tell him?"
"Oh, just that you had died and now it was up to him to take care of me."
"Audrey Marie Vance! It's bad enough you ran away but to lie to Bryan too. You've done a lot, little lady but this takes the cake. You go down to the car and we're gonna talk about this on the way home!"
"But Mom!"
"BUT NOTHING, young lady! To the car."
"But can't I stay with Bryan a little longer! I was just getting to know him!"
"Look," Bryan interjected, "it's best you go with your mom... she's done a great job so far with you. You don't want to be here with me. Trust me. I'm not that great."
"Hmph!" Audrey crossed her arms as she walked out of the condo. Disappointed and upset, leaving Kristy alone with Bryan.
"So... yeah..." Kristy said nervously, "she's a bit of a handful, as you can see. Loves to put on a show but she's always making up stories and getting into some kinda trouble."
Bryan, despite the deception, couldn't help but feel a glimmer of pride that Audrey had inherited some of his traits. "Well, she definitely takes after her old man in some ways after all."
Kristy chuckled, her relief evident. "I'm so sorry, again. I've always wanted to tell you... but just couldn't..."
"I can't say that I blame you."
"But... Audrey's become really curious about you and I finally just told her..."
"Everything?"
"No. Not everything. I didn't want to completely end any chance you had with her."
"Well... thanks..."
"I guess she found your contact info in my phone."
"I'm surprised you've kept up with me."
"What can I say... I guess I always hoped you could turn things around." Kristy looked around his luxurious condo and smiled. "And I guess it's safe to say you have."
"In some ways," Bryan admitted. "I've at least found what I'm good at."
"Well, I'm happy about that."
“Thanks. I gotta say, I was pretty freaked out when she showed up on my door… but she’s grown on me over the weekend.”
“She does have that effect on people.”
“But there’s no way I could’ve done this alone… but… since you actually are alive… maybe… I could ease into this… maybe be a part of her life?”
Kristy's face softened with a genuine smile. "I think that would be good for her. If you're willing to give it a try, then I'm willing to support it."
Bryan embraced the ghost from his past with a hug. An embrace he never thought he’d be able to feel again. A rush of emotions flowed through him that he hadn’t experienced in years. And as she left, he wasn’t sure what the future had in store for him next… but for the first time in a long time, he was ready to let some people into his life.
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With Audrey now gone and the condo eerily quiet, Bryan found himself in a familiar silence that he had grown accustomed to over the years. But as the relentless thump of music from the adjoining condo reverberated through the walls for the third night in a row, a slow and ominous smirk curled at the corners of Bryan's lips.
With Audrey gone, he felt himself reverting back to something much more familiar. This unusual “Dad Mode” he had been in the past two days was over. No reason to play "Mr. Nice Guy" anymore.
Bryan rolled up his sleeves as he stood up from his recliner. He made his way to the door, confident in what was about to happen.
It was time for him to make a statement.
It was time to introduce Tommy Bedlam to Bryan Bastard.