Get wasted at parties from 9 till 7 in the morning. I live for the music. Rolling blunts, feeling high, getting loaded... or take some pills and go to LaLa Land. Spending all my money on dope and extreme high price tickets, but in the end, it's all worth it. I like to live in my own world, fuck regular life, fuck a 9 to 5 job, I'm told to enjoy every hour, every minute, so that's what I do on Fridays and Saturdays. Why should I take life so seriously? I just wanna do what I like to do - being far from reality 'cause I cant stand society. It my own world... I just wanna hear the music. I think the whole system fucking sucks, everybody's working their fucking ass off during the week, getting totally fucking stressed out. So, what's wrong, and what's right? I live for the weekend, I live for hard styles, I live for hardstyle baby! COME ON! LET'S GO!!!
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Freaks on E.
THAT’S WHAT WE FUCK, MAN!
THIS IS WHAT I LOVE,
AND.
CAN’T.
STOP.
LOVIN’!
===The Deal===
“Gee, New York sure is pretty, Danny. This is where you grew up?” “Somethin’ like that.”
“Isn’t it pretty, Owen?”
Owen pulls himself away from looking at a shabby down-and-out on the sidewalk who is in the process of injecting a murky looking substance in between his toes.
“Uh… sure.”
“It was real nice of you to bring us on holiday to New York, Danny.”
“We ain’t on holiday boys, we’re here so I can get ready for my match with Lizzie Rose.”
Danny says nothing further, instead he pulls out his iPhone and hands it to Owen.
“I need ya to ring somebody.”
Owen looks down at the phone in his hand and then up at Danny. “Eh… okay? What’s the number?”
“I don’t fuckin’ know. Ring her on Facebook or whatever the fuck.” “You have Facebook?”
“Fuck no.”
Owen takes a deep breath, mentally trying to gear himself up for the painful explanation that was sure to follow.
“Coney has. Just ring her from that. Her name is Beatrice Rodriguez.”
“It doesn’t work like that, Danny, you need to-”
“She accepted my friend request.”
Owen and Danny both whip their heads around and look at Coney who is holding his phone up with a happy look on his face. Owen puzzlingly, Danny approvingly.
“So ya can ring her, right?”
Coney nods and presses the call button. He turns it on loudspeaker and hands it to Danny. After a few long beeps a voice answers on the other end.
“Ayo? Who this?”
“What’s happenin’, B-Rod? It’s-”
“Danny!? Fuck outta here, Danny fuckin’ Toner on my line? What is it, ‘05? The fuck is happenin’?”
“Hahahaha, ya remember this silky smooth voice I see.”
“Pfft, more like you the only fool who ever called me B-Rod. Now I know this ain’t no damn booty call, I ain’t heard from you in years, it’s a little late to be callin’ now, hun. Ya want, Danny?”
“Why ya gotta do me like that, pal? I ain’t callin’ for ass, you take me for?”
Coney glances at Owen and bounces his eyebrows, Owen just goes slightly red and shakes his head.
“You ain’t ever fooled me, Danny, you always thought you were so damn slick with it too. If ya ain’t callin’ to get some, you’re callin’ to get some.”
“… Aight, ya got me. Ya still in the game?”
“Bet. Ya lookin’ for?”
“Three.”
“Hunnid? Thou?”
“Just three.”
“…”
After a few seconds of silence, Coney interjects.
“I think your friend might have hung up, Danny!”
A shrill shriek down the phone confirms that Coney was in fact, wrong, in his assertion.
“The fuck is that? The fuck is goin’ on, Toner?”
“That’s just a friend, it ain’t nothin’.”
“You think I’m some stupid ho on the corner? You ring me up cold lookin’ for fuckin’ three after what, 15 years? 20? You been turned out, Danny? This fuckin’ tapped?”
Danny explodes down the phone, his voice raising so much that Owen actually jumps a little.
“The fuck, B-Rod!? You know me, I ain’t no fuckin’ rat!”
“I used to know ya, hun. Shit changes. Half the motherfuckers on the set turned to the Jakes, the other half got deaded or locked up. You want me to buy this ain’t a hot call, you’re gonna have to say it.”
“Oh come on, Beatrice. Don’t do me like that.”
“Aight, hun. Nice to hear from ya, catch ya-”
“Fine, fine, fine! Fuck sake, man.”
Danny turns and looks worryingly at Owen and Traffic Cone #2 before quietly and quickly speaking.
“It’s under the cement out the back of Lucid.”
“What is?”
“… Her body.”
Owen skids to a halt on the pavement and goes white in the face. Danny refuses to look in his direction.
“How ya know that?”
Danny sighs and rubs his temple with his free hand.
“Cause I fuckin’ put it there.”
“Aight then. Three it is. Same spot as always, ten minutes to come through or my boy is outta there. You wearin’?”
“A red tee.”
“Aight, maybe I’ll catch ya around, I didn’t know you were back in the hood. Later, Danny.”
“Later.”
Danny hangs up the phone and turns around to see Owen standing a few feet behind him, staring at him in horror. Coney has stopped and is inspecting a zebra crossing on the road, completely oblivious to what has just gone on. Danny grunts at Owen.
“What are ya lookin’ at?”
Owen gulps nervously and throws his eyes in the direction of Coney before taking a step forward and whispering to Danny.
“A body? You killed somebody?”
Danny exhales sharply through his nose and then grabs Owen by the cuff of his collared shirt, pulling him in close, and speaking through gritted teeth.
“I didn’t fuckin’ kill her. Now shut the fuck up and get that dumb asshole. We’re goin’.”
Danny roughly pushes Owen towards Coney and begins walking away from them. Owen takes a moment to compose himself and then pulls Coney away from his inspection, the two closely following Danny.
The trio walk in silence for nearly ten minutes until Danny, without warning, pivots and darts up an alleyway. A shady looking character leaning against the wall flicks a cigarette on the ground and straightens up. Danny quickly
claps hands with the man, immediately turns back, and lightly jogs back out to the main road.
“Who was your friend, Danny?”
“Just a guy.”
“What did he want?”
“He had a little gift for us.”
Danny grins at the two and holds up a small plastic bag - the kind that you would find sewn on the inside of an expensive shirt or jacket containing the spare button - with three small, yellow tablets on the inside of the bag.
“Didn’t I tell you guys what we’re doing tonight?”
“I thought we were going to help you prepare for your match against Lizzie?”
“You are.”
“What are the pills for?”
Danny smiles widely, his white teeth dazzling in the New York sunshine. “We’re going to a rave, boys.”
===The Come Up===
Showtek - Fuck The System blares through the speaker system rigged up around a packed, sweaty dance-floor. Owen the Intern is standing right beside one of the pulsating speakers, his brains being blown out - metaphorically of course - by the Showtek stomper. He dances frantically on the spot, flailing his arms around wildly, shuffling his feet to the beat of the music. Despite the strange sight, nobody seems to care as everyone in the vicinity is in varying states of dance, undress, and euphoric bliss. Traffic Cone #2 stands just off the dance-floor clutching a bottle of Corona looking
at Owen in awe. Danny pushes his way through the crowd holding another two bottles of the light beer. He hands one to Coney.
"'Sup with you?"
"What's wrong with Owen?"
Danny glances over at the shuffling Owen and curses loudly.
"FUCK! I told him to just take a freakin' half. Tell me ya listened to me, Coney?"
"Oh, that sweet you gave me? Yeah, I took half but I spit out." "Why the fuck did you do that, man?"
"It didn't taste very nice."
Danny shakes his head in disappointment and then fishes around his pocket for the other half of his own pill.
"Look, we'll take it together, aight? Just pop it in your mouth and knock back some beer. Just swallow it man, don't chew - there'll be enough chewin' later anyway."
Hesitantly Coney follows Danny's lead and pops the half in his mouth followed by a quick gulp of beer.
"Now what?"
"Now we wait, bud."
Danny laughs and nods his head towards Owen.
"Let's get our boy some air."
Danny and Coney manage to drag a protesting Owen away from the festivities and out the back to a make-shift smoking area. Danny lights a
joint as Coney tilts his head and looks at Owen. Owen's eyes are nearly bulging out of his head and he stares at the tarmac'd ground that they stand on.
"Ya good?"
Owen nods and continues staring at the ground.
"This is kind of fun, Danny, but aren't we meant to be helping you prepare for Lizzie Rose?"
"Ya are helpin' me. See, this is Lizzie's kind of scene, or at least, it used to be before she got caught up with those fuckin' Eternal freaks. I ain't actually got anythin' against Lizzie Rose - I don't know shit about the girl. She ain't ever done nothin' to me. She ain't ever crossed me. She ain't ever put my name in her mouth. Everyone thinks she's an empty vessel, a chick without two brain cells to rub together, but ya ask me? She's smarter than most. She lets on like she knows her spot but if ya look a little closer... she's been on a come up for a minute now. Or... she was until she got involved with Keres and Nova."
"She hangs around with Nova? We should've asked him to come with us, Danny!"
"Nawh, man, not our Nova. I don't get it, Coney, I really don't. Why would she even give'em the time of the damn day? She's a fighter. An underdog. She's from a rough part of New York City and I know
that girl ain't had it easy. I thought she was like me. I don't know why she's lettin' those two get in her head. Then I realized; I don't know fuckin' anythin' about her damn head. I don't know what shapes her, what makes her tick. So I came here, I wanted to put myself in her shoes and see where the fuck her head was at."
"You sound like you care about her, Danny."
Danny chuckles and then spits on the ground, directly where Owen is still staring.
"Guess I'm comin' up. Don't get it twisted - I'm still gonna have my way with her in that ring on Fallout but... I like to know who I'm fuckin' with."
Owen looks at Danny, an eerie glint in his eyes. Danny ignores him and instead directs his attention to Coney who is clutching his stomach.
"Ya good?"
"I don't know, Danny. I think I need to tinkle. I've got a warm fuzzy feeling in my tummy."
Danny bursts out into fits of laughter.
"Sounds like you're comin' up too, bud!"
Coney jigs a little on the spot.
"I really think I need to pee, Danny! Where's the toilet?"
"There ain't no proper toilets in Lucid, bud, just find a quiet corner and freakin' go, man. Ain't goin' out here though, this is where I'm smokin'."
Coney looks a little torn but then nods his head and runs back into the packed dance-floor, hoping to find somewhere appropriate to reveal himself. Finally, Owen speaks, a weird look on his face.
"This is Lucid?"
"What's it to ya, bud?"
Owen stares at the ground once again and begins trembling. "So sh-sh-she's... she's here?"
Danny's mouth opens and closes a few times and he steals a quick look at the same spot Owen has been transfixed by. He struggles to gather his thoughts, the effect of the ecstasy tablet well and truly kicking in. He is about to speak when the sounds of Armand Van Helden’s
I Want Your Soul (Radio Edit) penetrates the smoking area. Coney pops his head out the door, somebody has put glow in the dark paint around his notably larger eyes.
"Guys, guys! Come quick! This song is GREAT!"
Coney doesn't even wait for a response, he's already gone back into the crowd. Danny throws his arm around Owen and whispers to him.
"Get that shit outta your head right freakin' now. Let's fuckin' enjoy ourselves. See if we can get your frigid-ass some."
Whether he wants to or not, Owen finds himself being led back into the dance-floor, a series of unanswered questions and dark thoughts flooding his head.
===The Love Buzz===
After a couple of frantic hours of tile-burning, E-induced, old-school ‘wrecking it’ from Owen, Coney, and Danny, the Lucid DJ shouts over the mic.
“Yo! We got Danny fuckin’ Toner in the building, show our boy some love!”
The gathered crowd go wild and begin whistling and cheering. Danny steps up on a speaker adjacent to the DJ booth.
“Ayo! First things first: shout out to the motherfuckin’ DJ! My man has been droppin’ stomper after stomper all damn night! We appreciate you, man, for real. Secondly, lemme give some love to all you freaks burnin’ a hole in the freakin’ dance-floor! Ya see my boy
Owen right there? They call’em ‘Mr. Four Point Oh” on account of them grades he be gettin’. That dog is real smart with it but lemme tell ya; he damn clever in those sheets too, ladies! Show the boy some love, New York. Look, I’ve been havin’ a real good time tonight. I don’t wanna turn ruin the buzz and turn things all serious and shit, but there’s one thing I gotta say! New York City… I appreciate all of you. No gimmick. No games. No bullshit. This is just straight up Danny fuckin’ Toner to you motherfuckers here in New York, in my fuckin’ ends, my streets! I ain’t apologizing to any-fuckin’-body! I did what I freakin’ did and I’ll continue to do what I freakin’ do, don’t make no mistake ‘bout it. I’m just like the rest of you hopped-up, crazy motherfuckers… a dirty son of a bitch! Whatever it takes, I’ll dig deeper than you ever freakin’ thought possible and I’ll sink lower than you could ever have possibly imagined to prove one thing; that I’m the fuckin’ best wrestler in the world. I’m the uncrowned king, everybody in the company knows it, everyone watchin’ knows it. It’s an undeniable truth, nobody in the locker-room can - actually, scratch that - nobody in the damn world will come out the other side of a fight with me. They might have a good day and they might catch me cold. It’s happened. Jeremy Best did it. I might have been under a mask but technically, Violet Dreyer did it. It can happen. But mark my words; in three, four, five years time I’ll still be the most feared cat on the roster. In the end, I’ll always be the top dog, I’ll always be the one left standing. I’ll always be the one that nobody wants to face. We’re seeing it happen right now, nobody has stepped up to accept my challenge for Back in Business. To tell the truth of the matter… I don’t know what this Back in Business has in store for me. I can guarantee you all one thing though; next year Back in Business is in New York City and I guarantee I’ll be in the main event. That’s a promise.”
The late-night freaks scream in appreciation before Danny continues his monologue.
“Lemme talk about Lizzie Rose for a second - that girl is fuckin’ fire, no mistake about it, she’s gotta hunger in her belly. You’d never think it but… she reminds me of me. Granted, the circumstances are different but it boils down to the same thing: motherfuckers risin’ up
and achieving more than anyone ever thought they could. She’s a defiant, hard motherfucker who ain’t afraid of fuckin’ anything. She steps into that ring knowing most people are writing her off, knowing most people think she’s gonna lose, knowing that there are others who want her to be somethin’ she’s not. But that’s the beauty of all us cats from New York City, ain’t it? We are who we are and we don’t apologize to nobody. I want Lizzie Rose to stick to her guns, stay true to herself, and tell these Eternal assholes exactly where to stick it. I know she ain’t here right now, but if she was, I’d tell her to stick the course and fuck whatever anyone else is tellin’ her she should do. Lizzie, ya say what ya wanna say. Do what ya wanna do. You’re from New York freakin’ City and that means somethin’. If I have to get into that ring and punch your fuckin’ teeth down your throat to get that message across ya know I won’t hesitate. If ya can’t realize who ya are on your own, I’ll make you realize. I like ya Lizzie, truly I do, but I’ve always prided myself on being the realest person in the damn world and if ya can’t stay true to yourself… then I ain’t got no freakin’ respect for ya, and that ain’t gonna end too well for you.”
DANNY!
DANNY!
DANNY FUCKING TONER!
“But I believe. I believe you’ll come to your fuckin’ senses when you look across that ring and see me staring at ya. You’ll realize that the only chance you have to survive is by being Lizzie fuckin’ Rose. The real Lizzie. That resilient bitch with an iron chin that won’t take no for an answer. That crazy fucker who’ll run head first at the biggest person on the roster without flinchin’. If this mind-fucked, sheep of a person you’ve been these last few months shows up… it’s night-night for lil Lizzie. That’s a fuckin’ promise. Keep the eyes, Lizzie Rose, keep the freakin’ eyes. DJ? Let’s turn this bitch up another notch!”
The DJ lets fly another jaw-swinging, brain-melting tune and Danny hops down from his perch, approaching a yipped-out Owen and the new lady friend he finds himself with.
“What’s goin’ on here?”
Owen’s new female companion smiles at Danny and holds up her phone. “Lizzie is in the same e-fed as me!”
“For real? Can you track her location?”
The girl pushes a couple of buttons on her phone and then looks at Owen. “Ummm-”
“Just fuckin’ do it.”
The certainty in Danny’s voice makes the girl double-down on her efforts and after a few moments she hands Danny the phone, an IP address clearly stated on the screen.
“Here.”
Danny looks at it and hands it to Owen.
“Get me there. Now.”
With a reluctant look on his face, Owen narrows his eyes and sets about revealing Lizzie’s location to Danny.
===The Come Down===
Owen, Coney, and Danny are sitting outside an insanely tall building in the middle of New York City. They are sharing a joint and trying to get to grips
with the effects of the ecstasy tablets wearing off. Danny takes a hard pull, passes it to Coney, and then begins talking.
“The thing about this skinny, little bitch is that her head is in the motherfucking clouds. Raving? That’s a form of escapism. One she don’t even do right. She’s as clean cut as they come. People that do this shit, nine times out of ten, it’s to get away from reality. It’s to put themselves in a position where they don’t have to face the music. This bullshit with Eternal… I kinda understand it. She’s runnin’. She’s runnin’ from something but she gotta stop right now before she comes headfirst into somethin’ she can’t stop. Ya gonna push that far that ya end up with me? Starin’ down the baddest motherfucker on the planet? I hope the bitch has more sense.”
Danny snatches the joint back and inhales greedily.
“Rave is an escape, just like hanging with these Eternal cats is. But ya gotta know what’s what, if ya don’t, you’re going to end up in shit creek, it’s just that simple. I don’t know what the fuck you’re running from but coming bang smack into me ain’t the answer. I promise you that.”
Danny gets up and dusts himself down. He nods his head at Coney and attempts to take his leave before Owen interjects.
“Where are you going?”
“I’ve somethin’ to do.”
Danny refuses to say another word as he cleans himself up. Owen’s questions fall on deaf ears and eventually, Danny walks away from the duo. He walks for over half an hour until he finds himself outside the building that the IP address pinged to. He lights a joint and waits until Lizzie emerges from the building. He gives it a few seconds until she has progressed fifty or so meters down the road, and then follows in hot pursuit. Danny waits until Lizzie turns to take a shortcut up an alleyway, and then produces a flick-blade. He waits five seconds - just enough time for Lizzie to be far enough in off the road that she wouldn’t draw attention, and then pounds
after her. He is a mere two feet away, blade wielded in a dangerous fashion at his side, when he is tackled to the ground.
“The fuck?”
Danny hits the concrete with some force but looks up to see a familiar face staring him down.
“Owen, ya doing?”
“Stop! You can’t do this!”
Danny struggles to get Owen’s weight off him and then shouts out. “The fuck out of the way.”
“You can’t do this! I won’t let you!”
Danny struggles against Owen’s body weight pinning him down and after a few moments pass, Danny opts to headbutt Owen, causing the young intern to reel backwards clutching his nose.
“Stupid motherfucker.”
Owen wails as Danny kicks him in the ribs.
“The fuck ya do that for? She’s fuckin’ gone now.”
Between clutching his side and coughing blood up, Owen manages to wheeze out a few words.
“She… she doesn’t… she doesn’t deserve it.”
Danny boots Owen full force in the head. This causes Owen to spasm a bit on the ground.
“She doesn’t deserve it? SHE DOESN’T FUCKIN’ DESERVE IT!? This stupid bitch chose to get in the ring with me. It was her decision to
take this match, any motherfucker that accepts that, gets what’ comin’ for them. Lizzie Rose thinks she can waltz up and make somethin’ of herself by fightin’ me?”
Danny spits on the ground.
“Bitch got another thing comin’. I don’t care who she is, what she’s done, where she’s from… this shit starts and ends with me. I’m Danny fuckin’ Toner, the last money-maker in the whole damn business! Lizzie wants to fuck around… then that little two-bit slut is gonna find out. She gonna learn what a real fuckin’ boogie-man looks like. Fuck her North American Championship opponents. Fuck the bigger cats she faced. Fuck every stupid motherfucker tryna make a name for themselves. Fuck Eternal. She wanna know scared? She wanna know hurt? She want her innocence to be brutal fucked to one side and given a harsh lesson… she come to the right place.”
Owen wheezes, gasping for breath. Danny nails him with a hard elbow-strike.
“I’ll fuck that bitch up. I’ll make her wish she was in Queensboro Correctional Facility being turned out because that shits a freakin’ holiday compared to what I’ll do to her. You sit there thinkin’ you might have saved her Owen, but ya’ve only prolonged the misery.
I’mma get my hands on Lizzie Rose and I’mma slap that bitch black and fuckin’ blue. Bet. Cunt is finished.”
Danny takes a few step backs and looks at the downed Owen before chagrin forward and soccer kicking him in the ribs.
“You little fuckin’ pussy. You can’t keep your freakin’ mouth shut. All night I’m gettin’ this shit off you about that damn fuckin’ body. Even when you out of it, it’s still on your mind. So what if I did fuckin’ dead that bitch. I do and take what I want. Ain’t nobody gonna stop me. Certainly not a little fuckin’ bitch like you. Certainly not a little slapper like Lizzie Rose. Guess you and Lizzie have somethin’ in common - you both gonna get dicked by the baddest motherfucker on the planet; D-Tizzle - Danny FUCKIN’ Toner.”
Danny spits on the downed Owen before roaring into oblivion. Lizzie may be a former North American Champuon. Lizzie may be somebody that gets punched square in the face over and over again yet still gets up. Lizzie may be a warrior. Lizzie may be able to roll with the best of them. Lizzie may be New York fucking City. But… Lizzie Rose is somebody that on his nicest days, earns Danny’s respect. Barely. On any other… she’s just a two-bit little trick that’s waiting to be turned out by the only damn fucking thing that matters. In this universe or any poxy other.
Danny.
Fucking.
Toner.