Mega Awesome Cool GTA V Discussion Thread. Potential Spoilers

[Shadie T]

Farooq you got Xbox?

 

[Farooq]

Yep, and Brit is online since I saw she logged into Xbox live a few minutes ago :ksi:

 

[Shadie T]

Whats your gamertag? Online comes out tomorrow :yay:

 

[Farooq]

Bumblefoot678 : Gonna get gold on the fourth.

 

[Shadie T]

Queen Chrysalis is in a Strip Club ity1:

 

[Farooq]

:finger: Trevor just took it over

 

[Shadie T]

You just want boobs don't ya ity1:

 

[Farooq]

Already got two with Franklin anyways :boss:

 

[Shadie T]

My school has an inservice day tomorrow :yay:

So what is everyone buying first in MP? They talked in the trailer about garages and stuff. I want to buy a fancy garage and get some nice supercars

 

[Action Jackson]

:haha: I just pour gasoline all over the road and wait for cars to come by then start a fire and fuck with everybody.

:sad: Sad that Trevor got so close to Patrica. :upset: The pyscho may be crazy, but he has feels too!

LOL that's great. I'm trying to hold up a ton of cars at once on the highway and make a big traffic jam for a chain explosion. I always get interrupted in my nefarious plans, but I'll make it work.


Dude Trevor fuckin' looooooves Patricia. All crying and shit like a baby when he had to take her back to that fuckstick. Trevor is great. Now that I've finished the main story, he only wears his underwear, boots, and big pink sunglasses. It's the way it should be.

 

[Farooq]

:haha: I usually end up running from the cops just to die via crash through windshield.

Gotta say though, the dialogue in this game is awesome. Couldn't stop laughing when Micheal called Trevor a hipster.

 

[Action Jackson]

Haha yeah Trevor is incredible. He's unstoppable. I slaughtered everyone at the Playboy mansion with him last night when I played.

 

[Action Jackson]

Dude those whores are raunchy as hell in this game. Talkin' some dirty shit lol. "Mmmm your pre-cum tastes so good" and all that shit. Then they thank me for treating them nice. LOL I love how Rockstar inserts that sort of dialogue in there, knowing damn well you're going to viciously murder the ho immediately.

 

[Action Jackson]

I got Michael all in his hot pink Bravado Gauntlet, shirtless, and in a hockey mask, and ready to pick a fight with bodybuilders at Vespucci beach....

HERE'S PROOF....

I noticed as I write this, that the only bodybuilder is a woman.

Well...

She's about to get punched in the face.

 

[Action Jackson]

So I swung on that big beefy broad. She fuckin' ducked my punch and punched me! What a beast!! I ducked her next punch and proceeded to go to town on her big beefaroni ass though.


Then I pounded her corpse with a hammer. Then some dude took a picture of us. At this point the cops had been called. I smashed him with a hammer. Then on the way to my car a few feet away I hit some other lady with a hammer. THEN.... I got in my car and sped down the boardwalk at top speed hitting every single person I could. I escaped the cops over in the neighborhood with the Vespucci canals.


Here's the end result of that....