Mayhem #1 - Tag Team Match - Hutt Anderson & Petey Payne vs. BPB Fury

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MizMasta3000

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"We Aint No Push Overs Anderson and Payne!"

("1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4" The sounds of Devin Cross and Ricky Jackson working hard in their local gym in Pittsburgh. Devin, in nothing but gray sweat pants and tennis shoes is shown lifting weights, while Ricky in some navy blue sweat pants runs the treadmil eyeing the sexy woman thats running the one next to him(oh that Ricky). The cameras get closer and the two young studs notice and try to work out looking cooler. They stop what their doing, take a swig of water and prepare to speak.)

Ricky: BPB Fury and as you can see were hard at work preparing for our match against Hutt Anderson and Petey Payne.




Devin: Being that were new to IWF, people dont expect much of us. I mean we wear pretty boys in pink that can woo women. We not that big physically and you all dont know much about us. On Monday Mayhem we will prove why were forces to be reckoned with here at IWF.




Ricky: Anderson and Payne think were nothing but hair products and blue, pink, black attire wearing punk kids. They have size, experience, and maybe more skill but we have heart and when we get in the ring, put the girls aside, put the hairspray aside, put the egos aside, come the 23rd were going to put it all on the line. We aint no push over Anderson and Payne!



Devin: Thats that for the Blue, Pink and Black.
 

MizMasta3000

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He Really Took It There

(BPB Fury are resting in their Houston hotel mentally preparing for MNM. A knock comes at the door. Its a timid camera man who holds a video tape and a camcorder.)

CM: I have a tape here of Diamente of the Red Shield Mafia with a harsh call out to you and Hutt Anderson and Petey Payne.

(Shows footage but skips to the specified part)

The Too Pussies Of Teams Get Too (Does Air Quotes) Show Their The So Called Best Team. Well No Matter How You Try Get Rid Of Pre-Determind Destiny Cause No Matter What The Out Come Of The Match.......RSM Will Still Be A Team And A Force Too Hide From. As For The Rest Of The Wrestlers You Nothing Too Me

(stops footage)

CM: So what do you guys think?

Devin: Hey did you really get roughed up by Young Mannie?

CM: I prefer not to talk about it (clears throat)

Devin: Anyway, this guy thinks were supposed to get all rowd'ed up over this?? Ricky, this guy eh!

Ricky: This man is delusional if he thinks we give two shits about what those 'thugs' have to say about us. I cant speak for Hutt and Petey, but if you are what you eat...then I guess you can call us pussies :shifty: hehehehehe Get the fuck outta here

Devin: Oh wait, tell that fake ass Lil Wayne and Jay-Z that they'll see how these "pussies" beat the holy shit out of Hutt Anderson and Petey Payne on Monday Night Mayhem

(slams door on Camera man)
 

-TJ-

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The One True Debut of Greatness..... (BPB Fury vs. Anderson and Payne)

A camera man walks into the locker room of Hutt Anderson, Petey Payne, Aaron Navak, and Angie Navak. Sitting on the couch staring into the screen is Hutt Anderson. Petey Payne is the one who opened the door for the Camera man. Aaron Navak is in the locker room, but Angie is not.

CM: Excuse me..... I would like to have a...

Aaron: I know why you are here.....

CM: Great! Then lets....

Aaron: You're here to look at my wife you pervert.

Hutt jumps to his feet and turns to the Camera man. The camera man's face gets scared as all three men stare at him. Then without a warning all three men starts laughing and the camera man starts laughing some what silently and confused.

Aaron: I'm just playing with you, but watch it.

CM: Ok...... There was a interview with a man named...

Petey: Wait! Didn't you get shoved on your ass a little bit ago during an interview with Mannie?

CM: Well.... ummm...

Hutt: Just show us the freaking video already. Damn.

CM: What? Ummm.... Ok........ Here....

Speaking Of The RSM I Find It Funny The Most Dominating And Intimdating Team.....THE RSM Is Forced Too Wrestle Each Other While The Too Pussies Of Teams Get Too (Does Air Quotes) Show Their The So Called Best Team.

Hutt stares at it in a confused look. He turns to the camera man.

Hutt: Who's this guy....

CM: He's uhhhhh........

Hutt: Nevermind I don't care. The real problem with this is the guy talking has the worst grammer I have ever seen. Petey he sounds like Devin Cross...

Petey: Yeah, that guy is a fag.

CM: So, would you like to tell me about your thoughts on them......

Hutt: On who?

CM: PBP Fury....

Hutt: Who?

CM: Your opponents........

Hutt: Stop talking nonsense with me you arrogant blueberry.

CM: What?

Petey: Just leave you annoying piece of crap.

Aaron: I will buy you on the count of 3. 1... 2...

CM: ALRIGHT! I'M LEAVING! I SWER TO GOD I AM DONE!

The Camera Man walks away as Hutt, Petey, and Aaron look at him. When the door shuts, Hutt just stares back at the camera he left there.

Hutt: Oh I remember them.......... A bunch of wannabes. The kind of people who think they can wrestle, because they watch it on TV. The kind of people who act female and make that out as a way to get women, when we all know what happens in that locker. It is a damn shame who stupid people can be. Look here, Big Penis Bangers. Petey and I are better then you in everything. We worked hard to be as good as we are and we will absolutely destroy you. As for that no body who likes to talk shit about us. He will be dealt with.

Aaron: So for the millions and millions of fat, poor, homosexual parasites, get ready for the debut of greatness, Petey "The Pistol" Payne, and "The True Enforcer" Hutt Anderson.
 

MizMasta3000

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Oh shit not right now man

(a hidden camera shows Devin Cross sitting on his hotel bed on the phone. They try to listen in.)

Devin: Nooooo man you cant come back right now. Me and Ricky are fine without you. Were a duo not a trio anymore. You screwed up too much. We finally got something good going on here at IWF. We have our firist match a week from today. We dont need you. You betrayed BPB and you will never be apart of BPB again EVER!

(Slams the phone down. Ricky comes out the bathroom confused.)

Ricky:Who was that bro? Was that Tania? I told her I would call her not for her to call me. Girls man u know. What did she say?

Devin: (serious face) that wasnt Tania or any girl for that matter. You know who is coming back

Ricky: Who?

Devin:Think back to when we started BPB Fury, it was three of us.

Ricky:(serious now) holy shit!! what the fuck did he want? No hes not coming is he

Devin: He will be back soon enough...

Camera fades
 
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