Hey you can't get angry as a US Soccer fan. If we had our best athletes out there who knows what would happen?
"Chris Paul inbounds the ball to Tiger Woods, who kicks it to Mike Trout who sees an opening, hits Larry Fitzgerald on a slant route who hits it over to Adrian Peterson... wow did you see that move! AP almost breaks a defenders ankles! He draws the double team and kicks it over to Jacoby Jones who's running free! He outrun his defender and gets it in the box to LeBron who GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! HAT TRICK FOR LEBRON JAMES! MAN THAT GUY IS AMAZING! NOBODY LIKE KING JAMES"
Yeah, compete with that Eurofags.