Man arrested in NJ with $200K worth of stolen cheese

[Fuji Vice]

An Illinois man accused of stealing 21 tons of Wisconsin cheese has been arrested in New Jersey.

New Jersey authorities say Veniamin Konstantinovich Balika, 34, from south suburban Plainfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon.

New Jersey State Police Lt. Stephen Jones said Wednesday the man was driving a refrigerated truck carrying 42,000 pounds of Muenster cheese. Jones says the cheese company, K&K Cheese in Cashton, Wis., valued the cargo at $200,000.

New Jersey Detective Oliver Sissman tells WISC-TV in Wisconsin that the suspect used false paperwork to obtain the cheese.

Company spokesman Kevin Everhart says K&K can't guarantee the cheese hasn't been tampered with, so it didn't ask for the product back.

Jones says if the cheese passes inspections by health authorities it will be donated to charity.

That's a lot of cheese and seriously, do they really plan to inspect all of it before "donating it to charity"? I'll bet they just ditch it in the sewers, where it will undoubtedly be eaten by rats, mutating them into hideous creatures that DESTROY US ALL!!!

Holy shit, I just came up with a great b-movie!