Make your own on a pole match

[Beer Money Army]

pedo bear on a pole match

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Nothing on a pole match. The winner of the match must climb the pole, and then once he realizes that nothing is at the top, he has won nothing. Thereby realizing that at the peak of his career *literally* he has acheived nothing and the win means nothing. So he therefore jumps into a pit of fire and kills himself in shame.

If Kip James won he'd probably just shove the pole up his asshole and enjoy it.

 

[J]

Hmmm seems very simple. If it's TNA how about a WWE contract on a pole match.

 

[Kaptain KnicKy]

Match on a pole match! Six combatants fight it out, on four narrow poles which stand on roughly 10 feet tall, attached to the turnbuckles! Last man standing on a pole, wins a world title match. If you can successfully impale a foe on another pole, you get a title shot.

Oh, I forgot to mention. The title hangs above the ring, in the middle, and on the outside of the ring are crazed Paramore fans, who have reason to believe each of the superstars on the pole has hidden a valuable piece of memorabilia in their lower intestines.

Match ends when the superstars can no longer be recognised.

 

[X-Sterl-X]

.....I got nothing

 

[Beer Money Army]

rikishi thong on a pole match

 

[Hidden Blaze]

A Date with the Beautiful People on a Pole Match.

A Contract for a date with Velvet Sky hangs on one side. A Date with Angelina Love one another side. Then on one side just for a joke and since he is sorta with them a date with Kip James on one. But one of the contracts holds a date with both Velvet Sky and Angelina Love. The contract is covered by a black sheet of paper and once you get it you must sign it before taking off the paper to see who you get.

 

[X-Sterl-X]

A Date with the Beautiful People on a Pole Match.

A Contract for a date with Velvet Sky hangs on one side. A Date with Angelina Love one another side. Then on one side just for a joke and since he is sorta with them a date with Kip James on one. But one of the contracts holds a date with both Velvet Sky and Angelina Love. The contract is covered by a black sheet of paper and once you get it you must sign it before taking off the paper to see who you get.

......That wasn't funny at all



:wheelchair:

 

[Hidden Blaze]

But think of all who would enter just for a chance at a date with the both or even one of the two.

 

[Beer Money Army]

reverse decision on a pole match


ric flair divorce papers on a pole match

 

[chessarmy]

King of the pole match: There will be two poles with one ladder on each. When a participant scores a pin he will become eligible to grab a ladder off one of the poles, grab the World Title and hang it up for the win. The participant that got pinned must spend 2 minutes in the penalty box to think about what just happened. Once he's out, he must score a pin to be eligible to grab a ladder off the pole. If he tries to grab the ladder that was taken off already by the other participant he will get an electric shock that will leave him unconscious for about 3 and a half minutes. This will leave the other participant with plenty of time to hang the belt up so it is not recommended to grab any ladder unless you score a pin and become eligible. If you score a submission over your opponent you can also become eligible, whoever tapped out must spend 5 minutes in the penalty box instead of 2, since he tapped out like a bitch.

BOOK IT RUSSO

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

Really? Is no one really going to say it? Fine. Then I guess it's gonna have to be me.

STRIPPERS ON A POLE. (match.)