Make fun of a country/race/religion!

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
A: Because they were still monkeys.

Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in The Jetsons?
A: The future is much better than the present.

Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Q: Why did God give Black guy's big dicks?
A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

Q: Why are black women like bicycles?
A: They give out free rides

Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?
A: Neither Have I.

Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?
A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.

 

[Kizza]

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog

Why do blacks have white palms?
There's a bit of good in everybody.

 

[seX-Power]

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw the gas bill!

 

[Kizza]

Why do smurfs cry during sex?
The Mace.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I have created a monster.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

I have created a monster.

It's pretty lultastic.

Besides, pretty sure God created the blacks, not you.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Its sorta lame but meh I'm joining the fun.

What do you call a black man with a job.

A Garbage Man

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

You racist fucks :shifty:

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

All a smurf need in life is his chicken, boost mobile, running speed, and a 40oz.

All a smurf want in life is to make it out the hood and by his mama a car, sexy bitches, and go to college.

Every smurf automatically knows how to run fast and they're born with excellent gun skills.

Asians have little dicks
Americans are fat, stupid, and spoiled
William Regalmen have bad teeth
White people fear black people
Muslims are all terrorist, don't let them fool you
Australians love Kangaroos like Americans love teddy bears.
Every Jamaican loves weed
Canadians have fucked up mouths.

 

[C4]

James, you're a racist son of a bitch :shifty:

Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
A: Alive

ROFL.

 

[C4]

George W Bush went to his make-up artist saying:
Betty, draw a dot on my forehead, please. The way Indian people have it.
Betty: Why, sir?
Bush: Oh, an ambassador from India said to me pointing at his head: "You are a good man but you are missing something up there".

At an interview:
Mr Bush, can you prove that Iraq possesses weapons of mass destruction?
Oh, yes, we have retained the receipts proving the payment

 

[C4]

How to annoy a Muslim;

Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place ya' know

 

[Evil Austin]

:rofl: