Make fun of a country/race/religion!

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Moonlight Drive

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Make fun of whatever country/race/religion you want in dis here thread. Chu dig?

NZ: :rofl: Just having that country in a thread is a joke.

America: You want fries with that?

Muslims: I'm not going to diss them. They will suicide bomb me.

All I can be fucked to do for now.

Now you.

No Australia jokes -_-. Cos we pwn.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

Guest
Did we really need a thread made to diss Lennie? The fact that he lives in New Zealand is a diss. >_>
 

Kizza

Guest
Italians: Wogs!

Seriously, fuck this 60 second between post shit.
 

Moonlight Drive

Guest
It's just a small measure to try to differ Lennie. 60 seconds is more than enough time for him to get distracted by a sheep.
 

seX-Power

Guest
Mexico- 'You want drugs with those drugs?'

Hungary- 'At least in Mexico the people in slums can afford drugs.'

USA- 'You're the sweetest cousin and father I've ever had.'

Russia- 'We will blow up ze world..... after ze vodka.'

China- 'What up dog?' 'Tomato sauce and seasoning, cooked rare.'

Japan- 'These... these aren't whales, they're obese americans.'

England- 'What is this "victory" you speak of?'

Abos- 'Freedom... where???'

Abos- 'Free meth... where???'

Nigeria- 'A grain of rice, this will feed my family for weeks!'
 

Kizza

Guest
Mexico- 'You want drugs with those drugs?'

Hungary- 'At least in Mexico the people in slums can afford drugs.'

USA- 'You're the sweetest cousin and father I've ever had.'

Russia- 'We will blow up ze world..... after ze vodka.'

China- 'What up dog?' 'Tomato sauce and seasoning, cooked rare.'

Japan- 'These... these aren't whales, they're obese americans.'

England- 'What is this "victory" you speak of?'

Abos- 'Freedom... where???'

Abos- 'Free meth... where???'


Nigeria- 'A grain of rice, this will feed my family for weeks!'

ROFL

Ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.

Difference between a hard working black man & bigfoot?
Bigfoots been spotted

Only joking btw.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

Guest
Why are smurfs so good at b'ball?

They can run, shoot and steal.
 

Moonlight Drive

Guest
Only joking btw.
Don't worry about covering it up, we all know coons can't read. Or do they have access to the internet. Or a computer. Or a shower.
 

seX-Power

Guest
Why doesn't an abo's car work?

They sniff all their petrol.
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

Guest
George Bush and Dick Cheney were in a bar, back when the war was on.

Dick (lol): So, what's happening, George?

Bush (lol): Oh, just going to kill a million Arabs, and a blone with huge tits tomorrow.

Dick (lol): WHAT?~! I mean ... why the blonde with big tits?

Bush (lol): See, no one gives a fuck about the Arabs.
 

Kizza

Guest
Why are black people like sperm?
Only one in a million work.

That's right, it's personal >_<