Lumberjack Club

[Kiffy Lube]

Production on Call Me Quality is underway.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I will still refuse to call you that.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I got Cynthia to refer to me by that on full-time basis. It's my real name now according to her.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I totally almost met her, then it turned out I was talking to a cement truck. Worst day of my life.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Haha, I keep her tied up in the basement. You can meet her whenever you want.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I'll be over tuesday after last.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Professional.

Bonjour!
I'm warm to your form
You french whore
I really do adore you
I wanna get to know you
Everything I will show you
Do not pass go you
Stay with me, why don't you?
We'll take it slow too
Ehh... Actually I wanna K.O. you
Knockout for the count
While you are down and out
I will clone you
Your alternates I own boo
To my friends I will loan you
A heavy fee I will charge
On the stage you are star
In the bedroom you get bizzare
You paid for the cunt
Do whatever you want
But please do not bunt
Go for the home run
Take her to every base, son
Without any haste, son
Shove it in her face, son
Hey, I don't care
Rip out her damn hair
I have the original, I won't share
But please return her before five
Otherwise... You'll be charged double for her time
She needs to be back in her cage
I need her dancing on stage... so I can countine to be paid, grade A

 

[jax_the_ax]

Writer lyrics?!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

No, I wrote that for a song called Bangin' It Up.

Bangin' Bangin' Bangin'!
Bangin' It Up
Never changin' It up
Never hangin' it up
It's all about ????
Bangin' Bangin' Bangin' It UP!

 

[jax_the_ax]

That was my 2nd guess. You could take it as a compliment that I mistook your lyrics were your best friends.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I will despite the fact I don't write anything like WRITER.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Yeah you actually have a BRAIN.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

 

[jax_the_ax]

You found it!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah, but avatar puts your sig to shame.