Lumberjack Club

[jax_the_ax]

Fade into you.

 

[Starbuck]

That's the one. Today JJ Cale is on the spin.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Nude backgammon with swimsuit models.

 

[Starbuck]

If I offered to send you some professional photo shots of local bikini models through the mail, would you accept?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

If I give you my address, I expect you to send me useless garbage as well.

 

[Starbuck]

I could send you some demo tapes from guitar sessions and you could mix them and rap to them, too.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'll discuss that with my producer but I like the idea.

 

[Starbuck]

I have an interesting theory about new world order! They're going to incarcerate us all and make us work like they make those in third-world countries do in the sweat-shops to make a quick buck. Say goodbye to freedom! And the government will take the money and run because for them it's revenue. Everybody would be a cop, prison-guard or law-abiding citizen working a trade for low-pay. And you can forget about working at a grocery store or Wal-Mart for the rest of your lives, not even your kids would land jobs there - they would have to volunteer! Free immigration and housing would be unlimited to those from any country, but only if they were working small jobs and small pay, living in small houses built by the government, cramped full of people. Sadly, this is starting to become more of a reality and most are miserable away from their families, but that's why they are working here. If any government seen this as a chance to legally bring back slavery to the mass public in a prison-environment, would it be wrong to think that they would probably consider it? I think some politicians have thought about it.

An idealistic world where one does nothing wrong would be bliss. But in a realistic world such as this, nature proves that it's dog-eat-dog and anything can or will happen. This just might be possible? I just like to imagine.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I see your argument and I raise you Michael Winslow

[video=youtube;n23_fva1eFE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23_fva1eFE[/video]

 

[Starbuck]

Shit man, I enjoyed that cover! I love how he emulates a guitar in a vocal solo near the end of the song; highly original, too.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

JAX! New Common.... I love this fuckin' song.

[video=youtube;uxrwPyhP924]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxrwPyhP924&ob=av2e[/video]

 

[jax_the_ax]

I'm calling you today and you better be ready to hang.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You never called me.

Just making sure this thread is still allowed on this site.

 

[Ben]

Yea its all good KIF

 

[jax_the_ax]

I called your cellphone number and your sister showed up.