Lumberjack Club

[jax_the_ax]

Wasps do nothing but be dicks to people, at least bees pollinate shit and make honey.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Hopefully, they infiltrate my neighbors yard in some way.

 

[jax_the_ax]

They will infiltrate your head and control you to do missionary work for Dairy Farms.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'm above psychosis, so I think I'd be above that.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed to deal with this many damn idiots.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Can I call ya actin' like I'm purchasin' something just to waste time so you don't have to deal with them?

 

[jax_the_ax]

They're going to show up and call either way. The same moron called literally 3 times in a row then they called again but got their son to talk on the phone because they knew they were pissin' me off.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Don't get fired over this. You don't have the credentials to be a roadie of mine.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I'm being passive aggressive about it e.g. complaining about it here.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

At least this time it isn't about the site.

 

[jax_the_ax]

They should consider themselves LUCKY!

Stay out of my hair I stay out of theirs.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You're splitting hairs.

I think an Unsolved Mystery marathon just started. Roseanne's Nuts cut last week's short.

 

[jax_the_ax]

I'm just stating how easy it is to deal with me.

Roseanne's Nuts?

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Yeah it's Roseanne Barr's new show. It's her and her son on her farm where she grows(goes?) nuts, I guess. It's a reality show for that matter.

 

[jax_the_ax]

Sounds awfully like something someone would watch.