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Luke Skywalker be a gangbangin' fictionizzle character n' tha main protagonist of tha original gangsta film trilogy of tha Star Wars franchise, where he is portrayed by Mark Hamill. Findin his dirty ass apprenticed ta tha Jedi masta Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, da perved-out muthafucka soon becomes a blingin figure up in tha Rebel Alliancez struggle against tha Galactic Empire yo. Dude is heir ta a cold-ass lil crew deeply bangin up in the Force, tha twin brutha of Rebellion leader Supa-Hoe Leia of tha hood Alderaan, n' tha lil hustla of forma Biatch of Naboo n' Rehood Senator Padmé Amidala n' fallen Jedi turned Sith Lord Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker). Da Expanded Universe depicts his ass as a bangin Jedi Master n' eventually tha Grand Master of tha New Jedi Order, tha daddy of Lil' Bow Wow Skywalker, tha maternal uncle of Jacen Solo n' tha ancestor of Cade Skywalker.
In 2008, Luke Skywalker was selected by Empire magazine as tha 54th top billin porno character of all time.[1] On they list of tha 100 Top Billin Fictionizzle Characters, Fandomania.com ranked Luke at number 14