Here you have it, the worst possible Extreme Rules.
- The Brawling Brutes abandon their theme song and gimmick to do stereotypical dances. Sheamus is doing the Irish jig from Becky's original gimmick and Butch and Ridge are both Morris dancers. Imperium are in WW2-era uniforms, but for the wrong countries. Match ends in a no contest due to interference by Finlay, who then declares that he loves to fight so much that he fights Michael Cole. Graves does solo commentary for the rest of the show.
- Ronda just looks at Liv Morgan and Liv taps out. Suddenly the lights go out... White Rabbit plays... It's NIA JAX, in an ill-fitting Playboy Bunny outfit, and her finisher is now Bastion Booger's finisher, which is now called "Down the Rabbit Hole". Nia calls an impromptu match and beats Ronda.
- Drew comes out with his old theme and beats Kross in sub-2 minutes with his feet on the ropes. Scarlett pulls out the old gimp mask, hands it to Kross with a look of disgust, and walks away on Drew's arm.
- Bianca/Bayley is going well until BROCK LESNAR'S MUSIC HITS, and just like MitB 2019, Lesnar invades a ladder match he wasn't even in. Lesnar is now Raw Women's Champion. The next night on Raw, the other members of Damage CTRL are revealed to be clones of Lesnar and they all beat up Bayley for a solid 15 minutes.
- Edge beats Finn Balor. I can't think of a way to make that result worse.
- Fight Pit main events. Everything's set up when it's announced that there will be a third participant in this match... none other than WCW legend TANK FUCKIN' ABBOTT. Tank beats them up so badly that he loses by referee stoppage, a la Rollins/Fiend HiaC, but he doesn't care as he takes the mic and brings out the members of 3 Count. They all have a song and dance party until the Fight Pit walls collapse in on them. Logan Paul comes out, climbs on the collapsed Fight Pit, and reminds everyone to watch Crown Jewel in the beautiful and progressive Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Well I don’t see it.
