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God, why would anyone want to see a Matt Hardy vs. CM Punk fued be based around Lita who isn't even in the WWE and has no plans to be? You people bitch and moan about how the Montreal Screw Job is referenced and even sometimes incorporated into story lines everytime there in Montreal or Canada (and probably will at Breaking Point, I predict Shawn wins the DX match with a sharpshooter), yet you want this? Even Matt and Edge stopped fueding over Lita because no one cares about that anymore. Why would we suddnely care about who's banging Lita just because its CM Punk now. Why can't they just fued over the belt for the sake of CM Punk's quest to eliminate the Hardy's from the WWE.
 

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Let's look at his tracklist. Traci Brooks, Daffney and Maria.
Name ANY wrestler with a better tracklist. And Vince isn't a wrestler.

Batista

He's had Melina, Kelly Kelly, Rosa Mendez, he's gunning for one (or both) of the twins now.

EDIT: According to wiki..

Rebecca Dipietro too. She was in the 06 diva search and was backstage ECW interviewer in 06. I don't remember the girl, but she's got pics here.....

http://www.tropicbeauty.com/modelprofile.cfm?ID=51
 

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Batista

He's had Melina, Kelly Kelly, Rosa Mendez, he's gunning for one (or both) of the twins now.

EDIT: According to wiki..

Rebecca Dipietro too. She was in the 06 diva search and was backstage ECW interviewer in 06. I don't remember the girl, but she's got pics here.....

http://www.tropicbeauty.com/modelprofile.cfm?ID=51


And that my friends is the definition of getting shown up... i applaud you Mr. Bonez
 

Axis

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God, why would anyone want to see a Matt Hardy vs. CM Punk fued be based around Lita who isn't even in the WWE and has no plans to be? You people bitch and moan about how the Montreal Screw Job is referenced and even sometimes incorporated into story lines everytime there in Montreal or Canada (and probably will at Breaking Point, I predict Shawn wins the DX match with a sharpshooter), yet you want this? Even Matt and Edge stopped fueding over Lita because no one cares about that anymore. Why would we suddnely care about who's banging Lita just because its CM Punk now. Why can't they just fued over the belt for the sake of CM Punk's quest to eliminate the Hardy's from the WWE.

I think the idea would be to put Lita back in the WWE, at least in a managerial role. I doubt many people advocate the idea of Punk just saying, "btw i am fucking ur old gf LOL!"
 

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Aaaaah JBonez beat me to it. I posted that last night but it didn't go through for some reason. He's a fuckin dog.
 
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I think the idea would be to put Lita back in the WWE, at least in a managerial role. I doubt many people advocate the idea of Punk just saying, "btw i am fucking ur old gf LOL!"

So we can watch her interfere in all his matches with the old "Lita-canrana on opponent while the ref is distracted so Punk can win every match" trick? No thanks. They did that for years with "Team Extreme" and I wanted to claw my eyes out every time I had to watch it.
 

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Maria > Lita. And btw, Punk isn't sXe. REAL, HARDCORE sXe people don't have sex. There is no way he was with Traci, Maria, and now Lita and not :jerk: all over their face.
 

Great One

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Btw, how the FUCK is Traci Brooks ugly/looks like a man? I don't understand this. She's not amazing, but she in no way hell looks like a man? Lita has a hot skanky look at least.
 

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^^^

I duno what's different about her, but she looked alot hotter before she toke her hiatus from TNA than she does now. But she don't look like a man. I don't know where they are getting that from.

As for Lita, she's hot, but like a whore hot.
 

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@JBonez *golf clap* Touche.

@Great One: Have you actually looked at her face? Don't let the implant job distract you from the jaw of a MMA fighter on the body of a pornstar.
 

noumenon

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Maria > Lita. And btw, Punk isn't sXe. REAL, HARDCORE sXe people don't have sex. There is no way he was with Traci, Maria, and now Lita and not :jerk: all over their face.

Where the hell did you hear that from?
 

Great One

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I don't see it, Nino =/. Seriously, type her into google.

Also, it's true the most hardcore straight edge don't have casual sex or whatever (some also don't drink caffeine lol).