Lindsey Lohan's Stupid Lawyer, lol

[The Cork]

I googled her, and the suggested searches were..

Searches related to lindsay lohan

lindsay lohan bad teeth
lindsay lohan bad skin
lindsay lohan bad luck
lindsay lohan bad things
lindsay lohan bad makeup
lindsay lohan off probation
lindsay lohan bad influence
lindsay lohan in court 2012


Says it all, really.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Damn that is much worse than putting just any celebrity's name in and it adding gay to the end of their name.

 

[We Are Legion]

I really doubt the media would make the same year-long eulogy of Lohan's death as they did for Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse. Lohan wasn't near as impacting in anything she did as those two were. I would imagine her death would be more about finger-pointing than anything. Most people would thumb their noses and insist is was all her fault and no one else's and shed little sympathy, while her blind idiot fans would go watch some MTV-sponsored documentary that smear jobs her father, agent, and god knows who else and insist she just "fell in with a bad crowd", how she didn't have enough real friends, and how this tragic hand life dealt her plunged her into a downward spiral lifestyle. Instead of "Remembering Lindsay Lohan", the tabloids would read "NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS KEITH RICHARDS SUPPLIED LOHAN WITH COCAINE!" Her death has "conspiracy theory" written all over it and I'm positive that's the angle the media would take to profit off her death. That's all the media really wants anyways, a way to profit off a celebrity's death. That's exactly how you would sell Lindsay Lohan's.

 

[Deezy]

So basically, another story like that Anna Nicole Smith btich whose death is still on supermarket tabloids.