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Crayo said:
Nope it's actually #3, I've never had sex on a school field :(

Gonna say #3 is a lie as I can totally imagine you doing #1 and #2. Either way you're a scum bag lmfao.

#3 Accailer

I'm surprised you haven't, you seem to have done everything else with the wimmen. What did you get excluded for by the way?

And correct, they smelt really nice. Oh and I forgot to add, she played it in front of her entire class and all my mates :(

Let me think of more things I have done :hmm:
 

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Kim Jong Ill said:
#3 Accailer

I'm surprised you haven't, you seem to have done everything else with the wimmen. What did you get excluded for by the way?

And correct, they smelt really nice. Oh and I forgot to add, she played it in front of her entire class and all my mates :(

Let me think of more things I have done :hmm:

Lol I was expelled at 15 so there was not really a way to have it done on the school field :lol1:

And for "constant misbehaviour", but the kicker was when my friend Andrew came into class high on Cocaine and sprayed his jumper with tons of deodorant because he wanted to hide the cannabis smell (none of us used cocaine, only him), but I was also high and forgot that putting fire on deodorant = flammable and his whole jumper caught on fire in the middle of class.

The even funnier thing was Andrew was like "Oh, urm, I'm on fire :(. I better just put my hands on it and put it out" and started patting his flaming jumper, it was fucking hilarious. He was giggling the whole time.

But yeah that's why I was eventually given the boot.
 
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1- I had sex on the stage of my high school theatre.... With about 80 people in the theatre. (teenage years)

2- I had a severely botched vasectomy.
(adult years) that night the area was the size of a softball and you would have sworn I was a black man! It also came with a second surgery that had to happen, because one testicle was double the size of the other and it felt like I was being stabbed every time I say down or stood up! On top of that, I was allergic to the sutures from the second surgery.... It basically looked like I had a vagina on my scrotum!

3- I once faced 110 shots in a 60 minute straight running time ball hockey game. (adult years) to this day it is a record in the league. We lost the game 14-5 we did not succumb to the 10 goal mercy rule.
 

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Crayo said:
Lol I was expelled at 15 so there was not really a way to have it done on the school field :lol1:

And for "constant misbehaviour", but the kicker was when my friend Andrew came into class high on Cocaine and sprayed his jumper with tons of deodorant because he wanted to hide the cannabis smell (none of us used cocaine, only him), but I was also high and forgot that putting fire on deodorant = flammable and his whole jumper caught on fire in the middle of class.

The even funnier thing was Andrew was like "Oh, urm, I'm on fire :(. I better just put my hands on it and put it out" and started patting his flaming jumper, it was fucking hilarious. He was giggling the whole time.

But yeah that's why I was eventually given the boot.

Woah that's some badass shit Crayo lmao. Actually loled at the fire thing, why did you set him on fire? Did the school find out about your drugs use then I take it?

That's so much win though anyway, liked.
 

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Good luck!

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1- I had sex on the stage of my high school theatre.... With about 80 people in the theatre. (teenage years)

2- I had a severely botched vasectomy.
(adult years) that night the area was the size of a softball and you would have sworn I was a black man! It also came with a second surgery that had to happen, because one testicle was double the size of the other and it felt like I was being stabbed every time I say down or stood up! On top of that, I was allergic to the sutures from the second surgery.... It basically looked like I had a vagina on my scrotum!

3- I once faced 110 shots in a 60 minute straight running time ball hockey game. (adult years) to this day it is a record in the league. We lost the game 14-5 we did not succumb to the 10 goal mercy rule.

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I have about an hour drive home.... I'll post answer when I get back.
 
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I live in USA.
I upload RAW weekly on YouTube.
I love Crayo.

Shouldn't be hard to figure it out. :tough:
 

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Crayo.... Make mine a new topic... That way I can find it later ... Make it a poll if possible.... I'm drivjinf
 

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I am so! Look at that list..... Only ones a lie!!

I should get legend for this life!