Let's come up with absurd match stipulations

[Sky]

Table, Ladder, and Chair Match
-Only 1 table, 1 ladder, and 1 chair may be used in the match.

When the table breaks is it still allowed to use the legs of the table as a weapon

 

[Dubb]

When the table breaks is it still allowed to use the legs of the table as a weapon

I'll allow it.

 

[Skyefire]

A match where the winner gets to kiss @Butters

So does the loser have to kiss you then?

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Iron, Gold, and Steel Match: An ironman match inside a steel cage, presumably for a belt.

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

The Ruin the Ride Match: each man comes in a vehicle and there's a sledgehammer in the middle. The referee is there to declare a vehicle destroyed. This was inspired partially by the game WrestleMania XIX and partially by the feud between Eddie Guerrero and JBL. I pictured Guerrero arriving first in a low rider and JBL coming in a limo that would rival a world record.

 

[O-Blaze]

Alright bro, hear me out. So we take a whole bunch of wrestlers bro, we give them big ass boxing gloves bro, and we have them shoot fight bro. Bro I tell you bro, best idea ever bro.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

When I was a kid pretending to be a wrestler in a swimming pool I made a whole ass PPV called WaterWorks. Every match takes place in a swimming pool.