Let's come up with absurd match stipulations

[Sky]

Because I've been watching a lot of DDT recently. Go wild as you like here. They can be themed to a certain wrestler(s) or not, they just have to be weird.

Gonna start with my magnum opus from the TNA fantasy book I did like 5 years ago, and one I just thought up now.

Shark Cage Rampage
Nominally a one-on-one match, but each side can have up to three members. One wrestler from each side starts in the ring, with two allies trapped in shark cages on the arena floor. Each ring post has a pole attached with a colour-coded key to one of the cages. Once freed, allies can legally take part in the match, but they can't score or take falls; that's just for the starting wrestlers. Otherwise No DQ.

Texpress Deathmatch
Like a Texas Deathmatch, but faster for no reason at all. The winner has to score a two-count pin then keep their opponent down for a count of five.

 

[Chris]

Booking Zen in TEW 2020, I once ran an Alien "deathmatch" which was actually a cinematic match that my vision was cheap space B movies from the 50s due to having an Alien invasion stable. The first one was a massive success despite not having the budget to do cinematic at all, I got the random rating bump tho so it empowered me lol I think I did like 3 more of them in completely different feuds so it became a traditional stip for me. All the others bombed tho but I couldn't help myself, they were fun to book lol

The first one I also remember using to write off a newly pregnant manager, turned her white meat happy go lucky client into a hardened alien hunter badass after, gimmick change went over amazing

 

[Skyefire]

Both competitors wrestle wearing Crocs and the first man to have both of his Crocs fall off loses, and you can't try to pull your opponent's shoes off they have to come off on their own.

 

[Professor Booty]

A match where the winner gets to kiss @Butters

 

[Butters]

A match where the winner gets to kiss @Butters

the most coveted prize in the whole industry.

 

[Roy Mustang]

An eye for an eye match. A match where you win by taking out someone's eye. Too absurd to be done in real life

 

[Chris]

An eye for an eye match. A match where you win by taking out someone's eye. Too absurd to be done in real life

Call it Hammurabi's rules

 

[AguileraSZN]

Las Vegas Female Exotic Dancers Falls Count Anywhere

Stephanie Vaquer vs Guilia

The loser must play a female exotic dancer permanently

 

[King Kota]

South Carolina death match. The first person to lose at least two pints of blood wins.

I actually fought in one and my opponent didn't bleed, but I lost a lot of blood. About six pints to be exact. I refused a blood transfusion.