Lesbians sabotage 'win a divorce' radio contest

[Fuji Vice]

Source: QMI Agency

A lesbian couple sabotaged a controversial radio contest in New Zealand that planned to air a marriage breakup on Valentine's Day.

Last week, a listener identified as Sam won the "win a divorce" contest. The winner would get to ask for a split from their partner live on The Rock radio station and the station would pay the legal costs of the divorce.

"I've been married to Andy for four years and lately things have not been good," Sam said on the air Tuesday.

But the contest backfired, and Sam turned out to be a lesbian who called her partner and they told off the hosts for holding the contest.

"No it's not Andy and it's never gonna be Andy and it wasn't Andy to start with you f---ing idiots," said the woman on the other end who identified herself as Sam's wife Amber.

"We sabotaged you, you d---heads," she told the hosts, Robert and Jono.

After some confusion, Sam said, "I can't believe you were going to let me do that. Just to be honest, I am appalled by this competition. It is disrespectful to women and all of your listeners."

The hosts were surprised by the hoax.

"I feel like I'm in an episode of Scooby-Doo and we're finally figuring out how you guys caught us out and we would have got away with it if it were not for you dastardly lesbians," Jono said.

Don't fuck with the dykes. Seriously, this sounds hilarious and I'm definitely going to be searching around for a clip of the call to the station!

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Here is the problem I have with this.

They say it is disrespectful to women. How is it just disrespectful to women? I think it would be disrespectful to all parties involved. Kind of horseshit.

 

[Postman Dave]

That's pretty awesome :

 

[TroyTheAverage]

I guess I will be in the minority and say I don't find it awesome.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I find the premise awesome, not so much the one-sided nature. I'll make you a deal Troy, if they run a contest like that here we can call in and be a gay couple. It's not so far from the truth anyway right?

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Deal. Cause we are pretty gay.

 

[Bad News Booty]

I think it's fuckin stupid...yeah it's a hacky radio bit but these uptight dykes should go fuck themselves....I swear to god Dykes have no fuckin sense of humor...

back about ten plus years ago I was working at a t shirt shop on the beach and these two dykes where in there and had a bunch of stuff in there basket...then they see a tshirt that had a rabbit that looked like the trix rabbit and it said "Silly smurf Dicks are for Chicks" the tore down the rack with the shirt on and dumped out the basket on the floor then walked off...since then I have not met one flat out dyke with any type of sense of humor

 

[TroyTheAverage]

back about ten plus years ago I was working at a t shirt shop on the beach and these two dykes where in there and had a bunch of stuff in there basket...then they see a tshirt that had a rabbit that looked like the trix rabbit and it said "Silly smurf Dicks are for Chicks" the tore down the rack with the shirt on and dumped out the basket on the floor then walked off...since then I have not met one flat out dyke with any type of sense of humor

Shit like that just kills me. It is a fucking shirt. If they get offended that easily, maybe they should never watch TV, listen to the radio or go out in public. They act as if how other people feel (right or wrong) is meaningless cause it is all about them.

 

[Bad News Booty]

yup...and I had to clean up there mess too...just some college kid trying to make money and I get the shaft

 

[TroyTheAverage]

It was because you're a man, man. Down with the penis!!!

 

[Bad News Booty]

Dykes really are vapid twats